#incorrect w359 quotes

Eiffel, drinking anti-freeze: it’s just so shitty u know I miss her so much Anne just wanted a good dad and I cant even be that for her and u know

Jacobi: okay but could you please untie me it’s been 3 days

Eiffel: if the wax feels like starburst it must taste like starburst

Minkowski:

Minkowski: get me off this ship for the love of god

Kepler: I’m straight!

Jacobi: you weren’t yesterday.

Eiffel: This is bad for the baby!

Cutter: What baby- where is there a baby?

Eiffel, putting his hand to his chest: Me. I’m the baby.

Maxwell: aww, legend-dairy!

Kepler:beverage?

Jacobi: coke milk.

Eiffel: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Hilbert: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.

Hera: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.

Jacobi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Minkowski: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!

Kepler: And this is my ex-boyfriend, Daniel.

Jacobi: Will you stop calling me that?

Maxwell:What-

Jacobi: I’m his husband. Unfortunately.

Maxwell: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kepler:Why?

Maxwell: To get to the idiot’s house.

Kepler:What-

Maxwell: Knock knock.

Kepler: Who’s there?

Maxwell: The chicken.

Kepler:

Kepler: Listen here you punk ass bitch.

Eiffel: Can’t you see that this man is dead?

Hera: I’m blind, you dumb shit.

Minkowski: Remember that one time you fucked up?

Eiffel, sweating: That one time? Which time? I fuck up a lot-

Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.

Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it

Eiffel: Why did I say that

Minkowski:Whydid you say that?

Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?

Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?

Maxwell: I’m sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human.

Jacobi: take that back right the fuck now

Minkowski: Can you help me with-

Eiffel: Well, I would…

Eiffel: But this chair…

Minkowski:

Eiffel: It’s real comf–

Minkowski: Just say no.

Eiffel:No.

Eiffel: Wait, damnit–

maxwell: what’s in the suitcase

jacobi: luggage

maxwell: you didn’t bring any luggage

jacobi: ok you got me

jacobi: it’s a c4, help me get it through airport security

Kepler: Don’t play dumb.

Jacobi: I’m not playing. My dumbness is real.

Cutter pointing at scribbles: What’s that? Looks like gobbledygook.

Eiffel: That’s my name. Minkowski calls my handwriting tragic.

Eiffel: This morning I started crying because I was so proud of my microwave

Eiffel: You owe me an apology. And three hundred dollars.

Hilbert: Why three hundred dollars?

Eiffel: Emotional damage.