#renee minkowski
once I figure out the wolf designs it’s over for you hoes
tiny little hc compilation, now in colour!
quick hc set! (left to right top row: eiffel, minkowski, hilbert, hera. left to right bottom row: lovelace, kepler, jacobi, maxwell.)
they didnt stop hanging out when kepler rescheduled things
from that one text post
my favorite minkowski headcanon is that her buzzcut grew into a mullet
Eiffel: if the wax feels like starburst it must taste like starburst
Minkowski:
Minkowski: get me off this ship for the love of god
Eiffel: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hilbert: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hera: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.
Jacobi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Minkowski: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
the Gang (si 5 & the crew of the Hephaestus) try to plan a surprise party for Minkowski but they add her into the group chat and they only realize when she leaves
eiffel minkowski
les mis and little shop of horrors (probably)
Minkowski: Remember that one time you fucked up?
Eiffel, sweating: That one time? Which time? I fuck up a lot-
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski:Whydid you say that?
Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?
Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?
Minkowski: Can you help me with-
Eiffel: Well, I would…
Eiffel: But this chair…
Minkowski:
Eiffel: It’s real comf–
Minkowski: Just say no.
Eiffel:No.
Eiffel: Wait, damnit–
[ID: A drawing of Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel floating next to each other, dressed and mock-acting like the other. Minkowski is a tall white woman with long curly dark hair, freckles and a couple of moles, wearing a star wars tshirt, jeans, and loose fitting sandals, shrugging nonchalant. Eiffel is a short fat man with light brown skin, moles, beard and longish black hair tied to a high ponytail, wearing a white tank top, a high waisted cargo pants and combat boots, and he’s seen with a hand on his hip and the other pointing up, like he’s lecturing. Besides them there are the dialogues “bla bla movies” and “bla bla cigarettes” in blue and “bla bla rules” and “bla bla Pryce & Carter” in olive green, respectively. //End ID]
the other day i had a dream where someone requested me to draw minkowski in eiffel’s outfit and got so disappointed when i woke up before even starting to draw it that i did BOTH of them w/ each other’s clothes :)
@ mystery dream requester, this is for you ♥
Eiffel- can I ask a dumb question?
Minkowski- better then anyone I know
She can feel the blood seeping through her jumpsuit, the sharp throbbing pain that accompanies her every move. She wants to fall to the ground, to rest, to let the pain slip away, but she can’t. The earth is counting on her. Her crew is counting on her. She breathes raggedly, feeling the air whoosh through her lungs. At least she was shot somewhere that will kill her slowly. Plenty of time for her to return the favor.
Focus. She looks up. Cutter isn’t looking at her, is focusing all of his attention on Lovelace. The other woman flicks her eyes towards her, and she nods slightly. As the two of them banter, she starts to reach back. Slowly, slowly. She can’t draw his attention, can’t waste the chance that Lovelace is giving her.
You wanna play with me, huh? You wanna run rings around me?
She’s remembering something from almost two years ago. It wasn’t the same. The stakes were lower, the threat barely worthy of the name by her current standards, but something about what she said then is resonating now. She can’t say it out loud, can’t declare her identity like Lovelace is at this very moment, but it rings through her mind as she readies her weapon.
The joyless, boring, predictable old Minkowski? She can’t stop you, right? Not someone as smart and powerful as you.
Cutter still sounds so fucking condescending. So sure that he’s in charge. Like he’s the first person to take over her ship. Like she’s never taken it back.
You’ve got her pegged. Good. Get complacent. Get smug.
Lovelace smiles, and Minkowski cocks her weapon.
That’s right when you’ll find me waiting for you.
“Let’s see you catch this.”
With a goddamm-
“Harpoon?!?”
She knows that nothing’s over yet, that she doesn’t know where the rest of her crew is, that they’re still in danger. That she herself is in desperate need of medical attention. But looking at Cutter’s body, the corpse of the man who stranded her in space for almost four years and left her to rot, she knows that she- plain, straight-laced, ordinary Renee Minkowski- is the one who defeated him, and he went to his grave knowing that his killer was nothing but stubborn determined human to her core.
She takes a moment to breathe, to check in with Lovelace, before standing up. The two of them lean on each other as they make their way further into the station.
One down, one to go.
listen i just,, think about them a lot
text taken from this bit of dialogue from episode 25:
I just uhhhhhhhh
hello I am incredibly obsessed with this scene that is all
hi I have some drawings for episodes 28-31
they’re some of my favorite episodes and I just. I have a lot of feelings
Renee: I’ll have you know that my team is extremely competent.
Doug, rushing in: Minkowski! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!
Isabel: Minkowski, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Renee: I think-
Doug: Seventy-two hours.
Isabel: …How do you-
Doug, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There’s a clown behind you.
Doug: When have I ever been reckless?
Renée: I have a list. It’s alphabetical, color-coded and cross-referenced.
Doug: Cross-referenced with what?
Renée: Everyone’s logs this entire mission, including yours.
Renée: While I’m gone you’re in charge, Eiffel.
Eiffel: Hell yeah.
Renée, whispering to Isabel: You’re secretly in charge.
Isabel:Obviously.