#eddy chen

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eddy: well you’ve heard of hot girl summer

eddy: now get ready for

eddy, gesturing at brett: sHORT KING SPRING!!!!! :D

brett: …

eddy, trying to register on a website:

website: please choose a password

eddy: *types “Brett”*

website: password too short

eddy, tears forming in his eyes: *sigh* i knew it

brett: on a scale of 1-10, how nervous are you right now?

eddy: pi

brett: what does that mea—

eddy: relatively minimal but virtually never-ending

eddy: *sends brett a selfie of him smiling*

brett, from the other room: eddy, what did i tell you about sending dick pics?

jecrite:

brett, dramatically gesturing to eddy: you all have heard of hot girl summer, and now may i present - cute boy winter!!

eddy and his sweater paws:*waves sheepishly*

brett, looking in a cupboard: aw, we’re out of snacks

eddy, visibly offended: i’m right here????????

brett, full-on sobbing: do you guys ever think about times when animals are in pain but they can’t even let us know that they’re in pain because they can’t talk—

eddy, turning to shaun and jordon: this is the third time today

brett: intonation is never the answer

eddy: no

eddy: intonation is the question, and the answer is yes

eddy, stacking clothes on the nearest chair: see? and with that, laundry’s done!!

eddy: if i punch myself and it hurt, am i weak or strong?

brett: strong

jordon: weak

minjin: an idiot

eddy: what the hell are you doing?

brett, on the floor, eating brown sugar boba pearls from a pot: why do you always ask me “what the hell i’m doing”, and never “how the hell i’m doing”?

eddy: when i was a kid, belle would tell me that the paper bits in hershey’s kisses were edible so i always ate them

alex: what do you mean? they really *are* edible

eddy: wait, for real??

brett: NO!!!!!!! i can’t believe you would fall for that again!

brett and eddy: *sitting on a bench with a sad look on their faces*

phoebe: what’s wrong?

eddy, sighing: sit down, and we’ll tell you

phoebe, sitting down next to them, visibly concerned: okay…

brett: this bench is freshly painted

hyung: 이것은 전부 너의 과오야

eddy: i know, i know

angie, to brett: why does eddy understand korean all of a sudden?

brett, to angie: eddy knows what “this is all your fault” is in, like, 13 languages

eddy, to emma: i’m not really into eminem tbh

brett: oh, do you prefer skittles?

emma, to brett: no, he meant the rapper

brett: why would he eat the wrapper???

jecrite:

brett, baking cupcakes with eddy: okay, now beat three eggs

eddy: okay

eddy: …at what?

eddy: guess what i’m about to get!!

brett, who has been working on their virtual world tour for 4 hours straight: on my nerves

brett: why is min jin lying on the ground?

eddy: she said that she needed to decompose after that among us round

brett: i think you mean “decompress”

min jin, lying down with her face flat on the ground: eddy was right the first time

brett: i’d say that’s one of my biggest fears

eddy: what is?

brett: if i woke up and i was bubble tea—

eddy: you’d drink yourself?

brett, with a serious look on his face: won’t even question it

eddy: okay brett, i’m gonna need you to swear—

brett: fUCK

eddy, pinching the bridge of his nose: when i said swear, i meant promise

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