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Hephaestus: Zeus, you can play the role of my father.
Zeus: I don’t want to be your father.
Hephaestus: Perfect you already know your lines.
Hermes: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Dionysus: What is?
Hermes: If I ever woke up as a doughnut…
Dionysus: You would eat yourself?
Hermes: I wouldn’t even question it.
Luciel: It’s no big deal. Yoosung and I go through your stuff all the time. Which reminds me – why do you keep your bread in the freezer?
Yoosung: Yeah, and why does the mirror say “You’re special” when you fog it up?
Zen: I do not have to answer to–
Zen: You took a shower??
Ivy: Hey Carm, What gets out Kool-Aid stains?
Zack: We already know opposite colored Kool-Aid doesn’t work.
Gray: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…
Carmen: You would eat yourself?
Gray:I wouldn’t even question it.
Antonio: Sheena, get down here, those are for the infirmary!
Sheena, injecting a flu shot into her arm: I’LL BE A LIVING GOD!!!!
Russell Tringham: You’re becoming dangerous, Fletcher. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain.
Donna: Everyone wants you to shut up.
10: And yet I won’t. Case in point.
“I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong.”
— Cú Chulainn, probably
Zeus: I was never one to hold grudges
Zeus: My father held grudges, I will always hate him for that
Gene: Finny, I think you should play the role of my father
Finny: I don’t wanna be your father
Gene: That’s perfect! You already know your lines
brett: i’d say that’s one of my biggest fears
eddy: what is?
brett: if i woke up and i was bubble tea—
eddy: you’d drink yourself?
brett, with a serious look on his face: won’t even question it
Piper: Don’t regress to primal behavior just because it’s allowed! We’re human. eings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!
The other person: ?
Piper: They’re setting a terrible example for today’s young women.
chan: i know it’s sad but death is a natural part of life and by the time i finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died in china
jisung, visibly distressed:WHYDIDYOUSTOPTALKING— i have to call my pen pal
