ENTP and INTJ: *driving in a car*

INTJ: *thinking in their corner*

INTJ: I just came up with the perfect way to get away with murder.

ENTP: Oh my god, INTJ.

INTJ:…

ENTP: Are you gonna tell me or not???

*ENTP and INTJ at a park*

ENTP: Are those electrical wires on that pole exposed?

INTJ:… Yes?

ENTP:…

INTJ:…

ENTP: Imma go touch them and-

INTJ:No.

ENTPs be like:

“Deadlines are so damn near, yet I still had the audacity to procrastinate.”