#entp personality
What are each MBTI Type’s favourite conversation topics?
INTJ: Nietzche, the future
INTP: Science, what will they create
ENTJ: Their dreams, their idols, politics
ENTP: memes, penny-for-your-thoughts conversations
INFJ: morals, what they want to achieve
INFP: music, their wishes
ENFJ: politics, friendship, their dreams
ENFP: you will not get far before they change the topic to somet- OOH, A BUTTERFLY!!
ISTJ: politics, community, career
ISFJ: service, community
ESTJ: politics, career, bashing lefties
ESFJ: gossip, their kids, wine, cookies
ISTP: any tool or vehicle that they have
ISFP: art, music
ESTP: what they do for fun, parties, music
ESFP: dancing, relationships, parties, music
*ENTP & INFJ sitting in the mall eating ice cream watching people at a cash register.*
*Bunch of leeks falls down the floor at the other side of the register.*
INFJ: Should I go there and help? They didn’t see it falling down…
ENTP: No, don’t do that! This is my social experiment now! Let’s see when someone comes for help or they notice!
INFJ: But… I wanna help!
ENTP: It’s not a social Experiment anymore when you act in!
It’s not that I don’t have emotions. It’s like they’re in Chinese or something.
ENTP around me, talking about feelings.
ENTP/INFP/INFJ: Friends.
ENTP: Wow, INFJ is really stressing herself out about having guests.
INFP: Yea, but I guess I worry a lot
ENTP: Ha, I don’t. That’s what I got INFJ for.
INFP: Right! Same! She always helps and does my
INFP: … Are we bad friends?
ENTP: That’s a good question and I am
INFJ: *walks over*
INFJ
INFP: I m so sorry.
INFJ: Huh? o.ô
ENTP/INFJ: Tandem Bicycle
*Tandem Bike drives by*
INFJ: … I would never ride a tandem. That’s so scary.
ENTP: Pft. Why that?
INFJ: I DON’T trust people. What if the other one screws everything up. Nope.
ENTP. I absolutely
Day 30 of quarantine
ENFP: *frantically baking cookies while there are 20+ trays of cookies around the kitchen*
ENTP: *pacing and solving their 121st rubix cube, occasionally bumping into walls*
INFP: *singing “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” passionately to a lamp while crying and acting out every single scene while doing so*
ENTJ: *Rocking back and forth drinking their 35th cup of coffee*
INTP: *Smacking themselves with their PS4 controller*
INTJ: *Frantically petting their pet snake on the sofa* We’re fine
xNTPs and comforting people
ENTP: Ugh, ISTJ, you’re such a goodie two-shoes
ISTJ: No, I’m not!
ENTP: Oh, yes, you are! You’re like an unsalted pretzel
ISTJ: What do you mean?
ENTP: You’re like if school and news had a baby
ENFP: Get some spice into you, ISTJ!
ISTJ: I can be spicy! look, my shoe’s untied, and I’m not even gonna retie it! Actually, I am. I could trip
ENTP: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
ENTP: “Cowards,” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
Person: Awww, you’re so quiet! You don’t have to be shy
Intj, in their head: I’m not shy, I’m watching and listening so I can analyze your behavior and see if you’re worth my time.
Intj, out loud: I’m NoT SHy!
Person: Sure, sweetie. You’re so cute!!!
Intj: .-. I know how to murder you and get away with it.
Your asks were closed! What do you think about when you don’t have anything else to think about?
Well that explains a lot. I have no idea how that happened, but it’s fixed now.
Um… Hm… I don’t know. It depends on the day, to be honest, but usually I’m thinking about the future. Things that might happen, scenarios I wish would happen, problems that may come up and how to solve them. Things like that.
Ask that I messed up because my phone sucks:
Intj to Intj, what do you think about humanity?
Ha… Ha…
I think that humanity has great potential, if it could only get out of the cycle of selfishness and depravity that it finds itself currently stuck in.
In honor of 1,000 followers…
Ask me anything (that doesn’t jeopardize my physical security), and I shall answer. You now have free reign to get an INTJ to talk about their feelings, and I pledge to give actual, thought out, not sarcastic responses.
So uh… Yeah.
*grateful sputtering*
INTJ: Oh wow, I’m really attracted to this person. They seem nice and cool and interesting. I might really like them.
INTJ:…
INTJ: Time to go full Darcy and pretend I barely know of their existence, because that’s how you flirt, right?
INTJ: I am darkness. I am the night. The compassion I once possessed has shriveled away into nothingness, along with what used to be my cold, black heart.
ENFP: Yesterday you picked up three shopping carts in the parking lot and put them away. They weren’t even yours. They weren’t even near your car.
INTJ:I AM DARKNESS
To the people who have reposted my posts on Instagram:
I see them, and nothing inflates my ego more. I legit squealed for the first time in years because “OH MY GOD ENTP LOOK SOMEONE POSTED MY THING ON INSTAGRAM FLhogowowkLBOAPAKGL!!!!”
So uh… Yeah. Thanks for making my day. You’re awesome. You made this INTJ very happy.
Thank you for 900 followers!
I honestly never expected to get that many followers?? Thank you so much guys! I really appreciate each and every one of you.
Since 1000 followers is actually an achievable goal, I was thinking of doing a special thing to commemorate it when/if it happens.
Would you guys like to see:
A: Me answer a questionnaire? Some questions by you guys, some off a random pinterest questionnaire.
B: Post some of my art?
C: Other (face reveal not included, sorry guys)?
Lemme know!
*INTJ and ENTP are hanging out and a Thing™ happens, and someone shows genuine, unbridled heartbreak and starts sobbing*
INTJ:Repress, repress, repress
INTJ:Repress gosh darn it you’re not going to sympathy cry here.
INTJ: *tears up*
ENTP: Hah. Crybaby.
INTJ: Says the jerk who is also crying.
ENTP, with visible tears running down their face: I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Brought to you by a Thing™ that actually happened.
Thank you for 800 followers!
Good gosh why do you people like this trash??
Thank you very much for your support! I really appreciate it, and hope that I continue to make content that you guys enjoy.
INTJ, driving: Where are we going next?
ENTP: You choose.
INTJ: Meh. I don’t really care.
ENTP:INTJ.
INTJ:What?
ENTP: Pick somewhere.
INTJ: I. Don’t. Care.
ENTP:INTJ.
INTJ:You can’t make me care.
Both:…
INTJ: That was a very INTJ thing to say, wasn’t it?
ENTP:Yep.
ENTP and INTJ: *driving in a car*
INTJ: *thinking in their corner*
INTJ: I just came up with the perfect way to get away with murder.
ENTP: Oh my god, INTJ.
INTJ:…
ENTP: Are you gonna tell me or not???
*ENTP and INTJ at a park*
ENTP: Are those electrical wires on that pole exposed?
INTJ:… Yes?
ENTP:…
INTJ:…
ENTP: Imma go touch them and-
INTJ:No.
ENTPs be like:
“Deadlines are so damn near, yet I still had the audacity to procrastinate.”
