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quinnandersonwrites:

writers be like “I’m going to work on my WIP.” my brother in christ, you’ve already opened tumblr

I have been absent from tumblr for literal months so I’m back to check in on the bowie cult… how has everyone been…. I have no excuses…

shewhoworshipscarlin:Tape measure, late 1700s-early 1800s.

shewhoworshipscarlin:

Tape measure, late 1700s-early 1800s.


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doccywhomst:

divinetwinblades:

i think it’s super funny that you can italicize emojis. like.

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fucken wimdy

adhd-demetri:

I was going through my photos on my old tablet and I have no idea where these came from but ~*enjoy~*

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amikoroyaiart:Ghost from the pastDo you think how the last time Obi-Wan saw that face it was Cod

amikoroyaiart:

Ghost from the past

Do you think how the last time Obi-Wan saw that face it was Cody giving back his lightsaber because I do


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natromanxoff:

By Setsuo Saitoh, via @/jrd_attack on Twitter (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

Please excuse the poor resolutionSeen on Slanted Pussy’s Real Asians

Please excuse the poor resolution
Seen on Slanted Pussy’s Real Asians


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dshay:❤❤❤ “Ricky” Sharon giggled .”I have sand between my toes. Be a dear and come lick them clean f

dshay:

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“Ricky” Sharon giggled .”I have sand between my toes. Be a dear and come lick them clean for me”.

While Rick found his wife’s toes incredibly sexy, and he normally spent quite a bit of time sucking, licking, and kissing her delectable feet (and other more intimate parts of her body), the beach was quite crowded and the thought of licking sand from between her toes on the public beach would be both unpleasant and very humiliating. Rick blushed and whispered “Sweetheart. Please keep it down. Someone might hear you! It would be too embarrassing to kiss your feet right here with everyone watching. Let me wipe them off with my towel and when we go in, I’ll give you a nice foot rub” 

His wife’s mood changed immediately. Sharon glared at her husband. “Excuse me little man?! I wasn’t asking. I was telling you”.She suddenly cracked an evil grin and continued “.I’ll show you humiliating young man. I’ve changed my mind. I want you to get over here and spend the next 30 minutes worshiping my ass instead of my feet! And I want to feel that disrespectful tongue of yours all the way up my little hole!”

Rick, realizing his mistake, tried to backtrack and calm his wife’s growing anger.”Here,,, Sweetheart. let me give your feet a nice rub right now”.

Richard James Parkes. I’m not negotiating. Do you understand me? I’ve had quite enough of your disobedience for a day. You know what would be really humiliating?! Me getting my hairbrush out of my beach bag, yanking down your little sissy speedos, putting you over knees and spending the next 10 minutes blistering your naughty bare bottom until you are bawling and begging like a naughty little 6 year old. RIght here on the beach for everyone to see. Now THAT would be humiliating! And if your sassy little mouth isn’t buried between my ass cheeks in the next 10 seconds, that’s exactly what is going to happen!”

Rick knew from past experience that his wife never makes threats she wouldn’t follow through on. As humiliating as kissing his wife’s gorgeous rear end in public would be, it was nothing compared to the thought of a severe public spanking. With tears of humiliating welling up in his eyes, the shame-faced husband accepted his well earned punishment for initially defying his wife’s clear instructions. He scurried between Sharon’s legs and with a quiet sob, buried his face firmly between his wife’s waiting half-nude ass, and began his shameful public penance.


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