#exo scenarios

Incorrect Chanbaek

Baekhyun: THAT’S IT! *tackles Chanyeol*

Chanyeol: *pins Baekhyun from behind*

Baekhyun: *tries to escape the pin and accidentally touches Chanyeol*

Chanyeol: *moans*

Baekhyun:

Sehun: *whispering to Jongin* well… this got awkward real fast

Baekhyun: did- did you just..

Chanyeol: IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT!

Incorrect Chanbaek

Chanyeol: *completely serious* i have to get something off my chest

Baekhyun: *with fingers crossed* is it your shirt, i hope it’s your shirt please

Baekhyun: wanna hear the best joke ever?

Kyungsoo: what is it?

Baekhyun: my life! because my life is a joke!

Kyungsoo: don’t say that…

Baekhyun: aw that’s sweet-

Kyungsoo: it has to be funny to be a joke

Incorrect Chanbaek

Chanyeol: oh come on, i wasn’t that jealous! that’s ridiculous!

Baekhyun: you yelled at the guy because he asked me if I wanted a drink

Chanyeol: so?

Baekhyun: he was the waiter!

Incorrect Chanbaek

Interviewer: what’s your ideal soulmate?

Suho: someone nice

Kai: someone shy

Sehun: someone cool

Chanyeol: Baekhyun

Incorrect Chanbaek

Jongin: you too sleep together?

Chanyeol: no

Baekhyun: no

Jongin: double negative so it’s a yes

Incorrect Chanbaek

Baekhyun: *dances wildly in front of the fridge*

Chanyeol: i’m just here to get some milk, can you move?

Baekhyun: *poses dramatically* i am moving, just not in a way that is for your benefit!

Chanyeol: *picks Baekhyun up and throws him over his shoulder*

Incorrect Chanbaek

Chanyeol: hey Baekhyun?

Baekhyun: yeah?

Chanyeol: you got a pretty face there~

Baekhyun: uuh… thanks?

Chanyeol: and some pretty nice lips~

Baekhyun: thank you?

Chanyeol: they would look amazing sucking this-

Suho: POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE BAEKHYUN?

Baekhyun: what… what’s going on?

chogiwhat-the-fuck-did-sm-do-to-kais-hair-this-time?

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