Finn: So you like bad boys huh? Well then you’ll love me because I’m bad at everything.

Finn: And now a gay update from Poe

Poe: Getting gayer

Finn: Thank you Poe

Finn: Rey, do you dare me to kiss Poe?

Rey: What? No?

Finn, standing up from table: Rey I can’t believe you’re making me do this

Rey: I’m not making y-

Finn, walking towards Poe: Here I go!

Poe: *walking by*

Rey: *rolls her eyes* What an ass

Finn: *staring at Poe’s ass sighing* I know

Poe, in the middle of a mission: Do fish feel wet all the time?

Finn:…

Finn, whisper-yelling: I’M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

Poe: Sorry, sorry.

Finn, one minute later: OH MY GOD, DO THEY?

Poe: I know, right!

Leia, facepalming: I hate you both.

Rey: Why are your tongues purple?

Poe: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Finn: I had a red one.

Rey:Oh.

Rey:OH!

Finn: Look Phasma. I want to apologize for what I said. For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.

Phasma: No, you don’t.

Finn: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

Poe: That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Finn: How cool will it be when it kills us?

Poe: Considerably less cool.

i am short on rent so commissions!!

basically it’s just been a super expensive month where i have been a) underpaid by my job and b) had my laptop AND phone break in the span of 2 weeks so naturally i am a lil short on money and will be doing commissions!!

• there is no set amount, my ko-fi starts at £5 tho!
• generally speaking, they are 2k-5k words
• the same rules apply for these as they do to my regular requests in terms of characters, content, etc but you get complete creative control over the plot! you can give me an intense description of what you want, or even just a loose prompt - totally up to you
• i don’t write smut for commissions

the link to my ko-fiis here! ofc this is completely optional & a no pressure thing - i just do it on the side of uni/my job as a way of earning a lil bit should anyone be interested

love u all <3