#chat post

Poe, texting Finn: Goodnight homo

Poe:homie*

Poe: Eh same thing

Kylo: Whenever I’m about to do something I think might be dumb, I ask myself “WWPDD?”

Kylo: What Would Poe Dameron Do?

Leia: Probably Finn.

Poe: Are you suggesting that I occationally stray from the rulebook?

Leia: No, I’m suggesting that you do not own a copy if the rulebook, and if you do you’ve certainly never opened it.

Poe: I screwed up big time.

Leia: Poe, given your daily life expiriences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Poe: That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Finn: How cool will it be when it kills us?

Poe: Considerably less cool.

Leia: I have complete faith in you

Poe:[leaves]

Leia: There’s like a 30% chance he’ll die

[Getting past guards, Caleb lives or they’re just younger]

Caleb: Hey, let’s do “get help”.

Philip:…What?

Caleb: Get help!

Philip:No.

Caleb: Come on, you love it!

Philip: No, I hate it…

Caleb: It’s great, it works every time!

Philip: It’s humiliating.

Caleb: Do you have a better plan?

Philip:No.

Caleb: ….We’re doing it >:3

Philip: We are not doing “get help”.

[After breaking in]

Caleb, holding Philip up: Get help! Please, my brother, he’s dying!

Caleb:Please! HELP HIM! *yeets Philip at the guards*

Philip, standing up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Caleb, laughing: Ahhh, not for me, it’s not.

Team Tony is best

Bruce: I don’t really have plans for tonight.

Tony: We can just hang out with pizza and watch TV.

Bucky: Fantastic idea! Can I join?

Bruce: Of course, Bucky! Tony?

Tony: You sure can! ;)

Wanda: *appears from nothing*

Wanda: Well, well, the assholes are planning a date.

Tony: *calmly* We are going to eat pizza and have a good time. Want to join, Wanda?

Wanda: Pch! Who wants to go to date with you?

Bruce: It’s not date.

Wanda: It’s date.

Wanda: And close your mouths, I am the queen here.

Wanda: And anyways, y’all are losers, so go fuck yourselves, bitches.

Bucky: *pushes table and stands up*

Bucky: Listen there, little bitch! Shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself! No one messes with me friends and I will fuck up everybody who does! Close your fucking sarcastic mouth and mind your own shit!

Wanda:…

Wanda: *runs away*

Tony: That was amazing, Bucky!

Bruce: Omg, did you see her face when she ran away?

Both: Thank you so much,our friend.

Bucky: *is so much happy and touched*

(Teen EraserMic)

Hizashi: Ugh, my knees are cold.

Shouta: … Hizashi, I love you, but you’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t want cold knees then stop wearing ripped fucking pants.

Hizashi: “Stop wearing ripped pants”, and by extension, stop being ME? I don’t think so!

Hizashi: haha ur old

Shouta: You are literally four months older than me.

Hizashi, fighting back tears: That may be true but—

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13 year old me:

sero, on the phone with kaminari: so what have you been up to today, bro?

kaminari: I’m bored, so I’ve been counting my fingers over and over…

kaminari:10…

kaminari:10…

kaminari:9?!

kaminari: oh wait no- 10!