“Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”
Great Female Humor! After you read the message about the pilots, please find
Time to read the quote of the day–it is so perfect.
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ’
An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ’
When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?’
'Yes,’! Said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.’
'My God,’ he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don’t know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.’
'That’s another thing, Sergeant,’ said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit’ 'It’s The Box Office.’
Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, We simply continue to fly…usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.
Kamil Stoch of Team Poland jumps during Mixed Team Ski Jumping First Round at National Ski Jumping Centre on February 07, 2022 in Zhangjiakou, China (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)
Kinga Rajda, Juliane Seyfarth and Julia Kykkänen jump during Women’s Normal Hill Individual Trial Round for Competition at National Ski Jumping Centre on February 05, 2022 in Zhangjiakou, China
Dawid Kubacki of Team Poland jumps during Men’s Ski Jumping Normal Hill Individual Trial Round for Qualification at National Ski Jumping Centre on February 05, 2022 in Zhangjiakou, China
Anže Lanišek, Marius Lindvik and Yukiya Sato jump during Men’s Normal Hill Individual Qualification Round at National Ski Jumping Centre on February 05, 2022 in Zhangjiakou, China
Song Qiwu of Team China competes in the Men’s Normal Hill Individual Trial Round for Qualification on Day 1 of the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympic Games at Zhangjiakou National Ski Jumping Centre on February 5, 2022 in Zhangjiakou, Hebei Province of China
