#for funsies
izzy in a huge and ostentatious gown (vaguely period accurate, FYI) of my choice as requested by @jaskierswift because obviously i was going to draw it. he’s waiting for his chance to tie it up and get in a sword fight
As it almost always is with Ahme, here’s something sweet and indulgent (feat @sarahiscoffee ’s Rhystrata, the longweary warrior who’s soft for the boy)
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*shuffles tarot cards and deals them out like a strung black jack dealer in a backroom gambling den*
Don’t bet on it kid, that’s a losing race.
*snaps mango flavored gum*
I’d suggest to consolidate your funds and invest in your health, yeah?
*stares poignantly"
Yeah? Hm? Evens Gods nap.
*scoops up cards and shuffles, flips top card out*
And, uh… Hm… Stay hydrated and don’t take iron with caffeine. It’s going to be a blazing summer. K?
Ante up now and choose a number between one and seventy-two.
Cause I said so, kid. If you don’t want to then don’t but this could be the winning hand. You never know.
*takes the twenty*
Ooo, okay, just… Just avoid main street for a while. Better luck next time.
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