#for real
inside me there are two wolves. one says that frodo and sam have one of the most devoted, loving friendships ever portrayed in fiction, that depictions of loving platonic friendship between men is extremely important in literature and film, that jrr tolkien did a wonderful thing in depicting a male friendship where both of them are able to be so vulnerable and tender with each other, and that the gestures of kissing and holding hands have their roots in medieval chivalric tradition and were not associated with romance in the way they are now. the other says that frodo and sam have the big gay.
It’s so sad when I’m reading bethyl fics from 2014 and the authors notes are like “I can’t wait to see what happens when beth and daryl reunite” PAAAAAAIIINNNNNN FUFIUHDFNURVHJINU
Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
Where’smy Emmy for acting like I care about things that are not my silly little show today?
I’m in hell
tatiana maslany did not flawlessly play 49 twins in orphan black for marvel cgi to do her like this
every year
the bond between me and oversized clothing has truly become unbreakable
when i tell people how i got good with drawing, i get the same reaction that saitama gets when he told genos how he got super powerful. when I first started drawing i couldn’t draw for shit. i traced printed dragon ball z posters everyday until one day…i realized i wasn’t tracing anymore, i was doing it from memory.
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
Pennywise: “I’ll take her, only her leave, us be”
Beverly: “Let her go!”
Me:*glancing down at his big ass gloved hands* “No, i’m good tbh”
i can’t believe they tried to make a sexy gritty hercule poirot…..you fools. you cowards. poirot is about kitschy scandal. it’s about Bad Cinema. it’s about being a french asshole on purpose but somehow still being likable. but more than anything it’s about taking your sweet ass time making a bunch of rich people look like idiots in increasingly morbid and ridiculous ways. you absolute buffoons
outing myself as one of the buffoons
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Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: god it’s cold.
Chanyeol: here, take my hoodie, i’m not even that cold.
Baekhyun: thanks, i’ll give it back tomorrow.
[later at home]
Baekhyun, aggressively inhaling in Chanyeol’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it: yeah, i’m not giving this back
Every time you open Photoshop at midnight and say I’m going to make a quick gifset, that’s the devil talking
guys this tour is gonna be GOOD good. like this tour is gonna be the best tour american rock band my chemical romance has ever done. are we. prepared for that.
sorry i’m sitting here watching videos of gerard soundchecking his mics and pedals and thinking about. him at home these past two years. using that time to play around with different effects and make all the fucked up little noises he can. testing out various pedals and techniques. experimenting and practicing and improving while everyone joked around on the internet about him being forced against his will to complete a tour he regretted signing up for. SIKE LOL. now it’s going to be the best tour they’ve ever done because they’ve all gone away and learned and grown as musicians and gotten happier and healthier and grown to appreciate the uniqueness of their exact band for what it is and that is. the best band in the world ever and always.
Groceries Shopping
That’s a nice fat ass I’ll run up in there like Busta Rhymes And Dick you down here in Detroit MichiganI would eat that up if I was here in Detroit Michigan and then play with it with this 9" as I beat it down like a needsif you was here in Detroit Michigan and then play with it with this 9" as I beat it down like a needsI just wanna eat the stress out your pussy bae that’s it that’s all
In the last year, my rent has literally doubled. My unit is the oldest and the shittiest and the least-updated in the whole complex, which is why it was cheap. When I moved in, rent was $675.
And now it’s $1200, without electricity and WSG. Nothing about the unit has changed, it’s still missing all of the screens it was missing when I moved in. The bathroom sink still leaks, despite the maintenance requests I’ve put in.
I know the economy’s changing or whatever, but you can’t tell me this isn’t predatory. Every single time the building gets sold rent goes up.
This isn’t even something we can avoid or boycott. If the prices of fabric softener or Taco Bell go up, we can choose not to buy them to show that’s not okay.
We can’t choose not to live somewhere.