In unrelated news I found this absolute gem outside the auditorium in my school.

Fortnite sucks ass

Do I even need to say why?

Operation: Sky Fire - 09.12.2021

The Henchmen, again!

Operation: Sky Fire - 09.12.2021

Reboot

Operation: Sky Fire - 09.12.2021

Kevin

Operation: Sky Fire - 09.12.2021

The Henchmen!

Request: Agent Jones × Mandalorian

Are you in the club?

Just a quick recap on how your Halloween went.

You.

Playing CoD Black ops 4. Desperately trying to be top 1 on Blackout. Failling measurably as usual.

You were hoping to find more of your friends online but they were all, you know, partying.

One of the girls at the neighbourhood’s Halloween party was you sister. Dressed as one of the nurses from Silent hill.

She was lacking the facial mask, but boy was she packing the booty !

That was at the neighboors house, the organiser of the party.

Back at you school’s gym, the school’s Halloween party was poping with your gf stealing the show at the ‘’Halloween babe expose parade’’ !

She was looking great and that light saber only added to the effect.

Later that night she DID feel ‘’the force’’ from a couple of your school mates.

Lastly and obviously not least, your mom.

Gaining many recognition she had gained a vip access pass to the towns nightclub, and of course they were throwing a Halloween party !

Your mom was the head feature ending up on the sites promotional fliers and all ! Now that’s some fame.

Overall i’d say it was a pretty fun Halloween this year, won’t you agree ?

So you were playing Fortnite one day.
While playing, one of your teammates (xXBett3rthenUXx) turned on his mic to tell you your were total shit ! That you couldn’t play, that you were a noob.
You replied by telling him to chill but he just told you to go fuck yourself.
You: You’re just a kid stfu
xXBett3rthenUXx: I’m 18 so stfu loser. (snipes you ass from across the map) OOOOOHHH BOI !!! Licked that bitch boy ?

You: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER !
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oh don’t cry, mommy will make you feel better hahahah (others in chat start to laugh aswell)
You: (Starting to get really angry you scream profanity at him just to have your mom enter your room)
Mom: Stop that you hear !! I don’t want to hear you much less hearing you insult people onlive for no reason !!
You: But mom…
Mom: But nothing ! I want you to be quiet !!
(Keep in mind everyone in the chat is laughing hysterically at you for getting grounded by your mom especially since you’re in your 20’s)
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oohhh what’s wrong mommy got mad at you hahahah

You: Whatever dude…
xXBett3rthenUXx: For real though she sounded hot is she single ? hahah

(the chat starts making sex jokes and noises between your mom and xXBett3rthenUXx)
You: You all a bunch a fucking kids.
xXBett3rthenUXx: One that’s gonna fuck your mom hahah

You: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOUR DAD’S ASS YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER !!
(your mom kicks the door open)

Mom: THAT’S ENOUGH !! OUT !
You: What do you mean…
Mom: OUT OF THE HOUSE. TIRED OF YOUR SCREAMING AND BAD MANNERS SO OUT !! Get yourself some friends, heck find a girlfriend for crying out loud i don’t care now get out !
You: But mom i need to turn off the…
Mom: Out i said !!
(closes door behind you locking you outside where nowhere to go)
Mom thinking to herself: “That boy really needs to get out more or get a gf or something… Damn, that’s right, the people he was insulting. Better apolosise to them ! My son already has so few friends i better save the little he has.”
Mom: He…hello ? How does this work….Hello ?

(Your mom sits down an puts on the headset)

The voice chat was shocked to actually hear your mom they all got quiet so they could listen to what she got to say.
Mom: I’m really sorry my son treated you all like this. I’m truly sorry. Hopefully you can forgive him and remain friends.
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oh of course ma'am no problem. Why don’t you play a little bit with us ?
Mom: Oh i don’t know anything about this video thingys. Plus it seems so complicated.

Rest of chat: -No yes pls just play a bit with us it’s not hard. -Yes, please just a few minutes. -Yes it’s a good thing for moms to know what their son play plus you can see that we aren’t a bad influence on your soon. -Yeah exactly, you are very nice.
Mom: Oh fine boys i guess i can try haha. Plus i have nothing else to do today so oh what the hell let’s try this out.

(the group takes about 20min to explain to her the buttons and the objectives etc)
Sure enough your mom became addicted to Fortnite. Playing on your console with your controller, with your “friends” become a regular thing.

(2 days later)

Mom: Oh…heuuu…not now sweety mom is trying to be top 1 ok ? Now let mommy focus…..what ? oh no nothing was just answering my kid….heu ? Oh no no don’t worry. Oooooh nice shot David….
(You hear as you go to your room to try and find something else to do.)

(1 week later)

Mom: Aren’t i the one who bought this PS4 ? As far as i’m concerned i can spend as much time as i want on it. Now go out, do something whatever, just let me be. What was that Jack ? Oh no no just my kid asking to play again. I swear he gets on my nerves sometimes…

(1 month later)

Mom: The fuck are you doing in my room ? If i brought the ps4 up here it’s so i don’t get interrupted by you. And i’m a grown ass woman, so in my room with my friends i chat about whatever i fucking want so piece off !

(You close the door and walk to your room to sleep as you got school tomorrow. Your mom keeps chatting the night away.)

Mom: Nevermind. My kid as usual. So what we were talking about ? Hahah come on Simon. I got less then that… NO I PROMISE ! Hahahaha wait let me snap it to you….

(3 months later)

Now to put on my ‘’Co-op friday night’’ gear haha

You: Do you really have to do this every friday AND wear that ?
Mom: Yes ! Anywaay, today Jonathan is the one comming. So i need you to go to the store any buy some chips, drinks, snacks etc
You: What kind ?
Mom: Just buy the same ones you did last week when Simon came. Oh no wait… *gets taxt msg from Jonathan* he says he likes BBQ flavored chips buy those ones.
You: Where’s the money ?
Mom: Sorry sweety but i spent the money i had on me on a copy of Call of Duty. Co-op Zombies tonight afterall haha. Guess today u offering sweety.
(Later that night)

Friday night and you already in bed at 8pm while your mom and her friend game away. But hey be positive. Not many people who play video games can claim that the guy saying “i fucked your mom” actually did.