You always were a pretty cringy kid. An immature one at that too.

You always had this pathetic laugh and did shit that only you thought was funny, but it really wasn’t.

One of those things was last week.

While you played your Nintendo your mom was drying up clothes on the garden until you had the ‘’funny’’ idea of locking her outside for your amusement.

Apparently, your virgin ass playing Nintendo didn’t think about her big ass exposed to all the neighbourhood while she tried to find a way in.

Luckily one local kid told her if she couldn’t get in her house, she could gladly enter his.

She was sure to show him her appreciation once inside and instead of a controller, he got his hands on something you only see on your computer.

You and your friends came up with this ‘’stupid’’ brilliant game.

To take voyeur pics of hot women. You all made an whatsapp group where you’d share the pics and chat about the best ones.

This included upskirts, girls running at the park wearing leggings or hot women plain and simple.

A random Saturday, you and 2 other friends spent the afternoon working on  school project….who am i kidding, you spent all your time playing video games.

One of your friends went for a piss so you took this chance to cheat and win the match.

Next morning you woke up and found over 200 messages on ur whatsapp group. It seems they all seem to say pretty much the same thing, ‘’We have a winner !’’

When asked who won they simply shrug it off and told you to not scroll up.

You did and you couldn’t believe what you found !

It was your mom ! Fresh from the shower chillin on her phone on her bed. Wearing nothing more then her blue thong, bra and glasses.
It seems your friend when going for a piss saw the shower was wet meaning your mom just showered. The sneaky and smart bastard put his phone through her bedroom door and snapped that pic.

Messages upon messages about your mom’s thick juicy ass. On what they would do to it keep raining and raining !

You decide to leave the group, only to have your friend send you this:

Friend: Hey dude i’m sorry lol. We never said any rule against not snapping other people’s mom and what not but anyway look. I know you’re mad that i posted that pic of your mom, reality is your mom caught me taking the pic. I’m actually going to meet her tomorrow. Don’t be salty dude, hey at least you won the match ;)

U had your friend over for a school project. It got late and your mom offered him to have dinner with you.
Your mom’s apron sure hide her thong from the front…but definitely not from the back. It didn’t help she bent over the stove while saying “this is the best piece of meat you’ll ever have”.

Embarrassed and irritated you went back to your room to work on that project. Your friend did too…3 hours later.

The problem with having a mom that likes to party is that she doesn’t like to work. Evicted from your house for not paying the bills, you asked your best friend to let you stay for a few weeks.

Being the ‘’good friend’’ he is he let you both stay. He told you no problem, just make yourselves at home.

You weren’t expecting your mom to take it that literal…well at least she can stay as long as she wants now.

You on the other hand have 3 days to find a second job to pay your friend’s bills or your out.

NEW STORY COMMING LATER TODAY ! LOOK FORWARD TO THAT !

You probably noticed it’s been awhile since my last post.

Reason being i’ve been WAY to busy with exams. I had 14 exams in a period of just 2 months so barely had time for nothing.

Luckily stuff has calmed down finally so i can back to posting.

I really apologise for the wait. Hopefully i can make up to it.

If you wanna have fun feel free to pm me where we can swap gifs/pics and dirty chat.

And as for usual with these, in order to get your attention, here is my mom waiting for you to have some fun.

So you were playing Fortnite one day.
While playing, one of your teammates (xXBett3rthenUXx) turned on his mic to tell you your were total shit ! That you couldn’t play, that you were a noob.
You replied by telling him to chill but he just told you to go fuck yourself.
You: You’re just a kid stfu
xXBett3rthenUXx: I’m 18 so stfu loser. (snipes you ass from across the map) OOOOOHHH BOI !!! Licked that bitch boy ?

You: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER !
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oh don’t cry, mommy will make you feel better hahahah (others in chat start to laugh aswell)
You: (Starting to get really angry you scream profanity at him just to have your mom enter your room)
Mom: Stop that you hear !! I don’t want to hear you much less hearing you insult people onlive for no reason !!
You: But mom…
Mom: But nothing ! I want you to be quiet !!
(Keep in mind everyone in the chat is laughing hysterically at you for getting grounded by your mom especially since you’re in your 20’s)
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oohhh what’s wrong mommy got mad at you hahahah

You: Whatever dude…
xXBett3rthenUXx: For real though she sounded hot is she single ? hahah

(the chat starts making sex jokes and noises between your mom and xXBett3rthenUXx)
You: You all a bunch a fucking kids.
xXBett3rthenUXx: One that’s gonna fuck your mom hahah

You: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOUR DAD’S ASS YOU GAY MOTHERFUCKER !!
(your mom kicks the door open)

Mom: THAT’S ENOUGH !! OUT !
You: What do you mean…
Mom: OUT OF THE HOUSE. TIRED OF YOUR SCREAMING AND BAD MANNERS SO OUT !! Get yourself some friends, heck find a girlfriend for crying out loud i don’t care now get out !
You: But mom i need to turn off the…
Mom: Out i said !!
(closes door behind you locking you outside where nowhere to go)
Mom thinking to herself: “That boy really needs to get out more or get a gf or something… Damn, that’s right, the people he was insulting. Better apolosise to them ! My son already has so few friends i better save the little he has.”
Mom: He…hello ? How does this work….Hello ?

(Your mom sits down an puts on the headset)

The voice chat was shocked to actually hear your mom they all got quiet so they could listen to what she got to say.
Mom: I’m really sorry my son treated you all like this. I’m truly sorry. Hopefully you can forgive him and remain friends.
xXBett3rthenUXx: Oh of course ma'am no problem. Why don’t you play a little bit with us ?
Mom: Oh i don’t know anything about this video thingys. Plus it seems so complicated.

Rest of chat: -No yes pls just play a bit with us it’s not hard. -Yes, please just a few minutes. -Yes it’s a good thing for moms to know what their son play plus you can see that we aren’t a bad influence on your soon. -Yeah exactly, you are very nice.
Mom: Oh fine boys i guess i can try haha. Plus i have nothing else to do today so oh what the hell let’s try this out.

(the group takes about 20min to explain to her the buttons and the objectives etc)
Sure enough your mom became addicted to Fortnite. Playing on your console with your controller, with your “friends” become a regular thing.

(2 days later)

Mom: Oh…heuuu…not now sweety mom is trying to be top 1 ok ? Now let mommy focus…..what ? oh no nothing was just answering my kid….heu ? Oh no no don’t worry. Oooooh nice shot David….
(You hear as you go to your room to try and find something else to do.)

(1 week later)

Mom: Aren’t i the one who bought this PS4 ? As far as i’m concerned i can spend as much time as i want on it. Now go out, do something whatever, just let me be. What was that Jack ? Oh no no just my kid asking to play again. I swear he gets on my nerves sometimes…

(1 month later)

Mom: The fuck are you doing in my room ? If i brought the ps4 up here it’s so i don’t get interrupted by you. And i’m a grown ass woman, so in my room with my friends i chat about whatever i fucking want so piece off !

(You close the door and walk to your room to sleep as you got school tomorrow. Your mom keeps chatting the night away.)

Mom: Nevermind. My kid as usual. So what we were talking about ? Hahah come on Simon. I got less then that… NO I PROMISE ! Hahahaha wait let me snap it to you….

(3 months later)

Now to put on my ‘’Co-op friday night’’ gear haha

You: Do you really have to do this every friday AND wear that ?
Mom: Yes ! Anywaay, today Jonathan is the one comming. So i need you to go to the store any buy some chips, drinks, snacks etc
You: What kind ?
Mom: Just buy the same ones you did last week when Simon came. Oh no wait… *gets taxt msg from Jonathan* he says he likes BBQ flavored chips buy those ones.
You: Where’s the money ?
Mom: Sorry sweety but i spent the money i had on me on a copy of Call of Duty. Co-op Zombies tonight afterall haha. Guess today u offering sweety.
(Later that night)

Friday night and you already in bed at 8pm while your mom and her friend game away. But hey be positive. Not many people who play video games can claim that the guy saying “i fucked your mom” actually did.

ATENTION !

Hello to all my followers.

We just reached 1000 followers again ! Feels good to be back on top somewhat.

Keep in mind good content in this type of fetish is almost non-existent. I try to provide you with the hottest and most creative stories i come up with. (and i do it for free ;) cause i love all of u motherfuckers and your big ass moms too)

Also we need to stick together so feel free to pm me, comment on posts so we find each other, share, etc. We can have some fun, dirty chats. Swapping hot gifs/pics around, fuck each others moms, gfs, wives etc.

If you want to use my username on ur stories u can. Either by saying me or my mom.

And so this post gets ur attention. For this time only, here’s my mom working out her thick tanned latina ass for all you fuckers !

You and your mom went on vacation to California.

Your father couldn’t go do to work so you begged to bring your best friend with you.

Your best friend wasn’t about to say no to a free trip to California so of course he was down.

In California temperatures are hot. Your mom tends to use leggings in hot humid temperatures. But she also has a bad habit of wearing leggings to tight for her thicc ass cheeks. Not really her fault since for her size her ass is way to voluptuous.

But you were not expecting this.

While crossing a bridge, your mom bent over the railing to take the nice view in, while you friend took a pic at the EXACT moment your mom’s leggings rolled down her ass.

It happened so fast that you didn’t see what happened…you’re friend on the other hand has that moment immortalised.