#gemini ascendant
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AESTHETICS (updated): Capricorn Sun / Sagittarius Moon / Gemini Ascendant
Students Who Teach - Gemini Ascendant
Like the ruler of their chart Mercury who has got fluttering wings on his heels, they have a pair of wings on their minds and their blood in their veins. They’re known for either being a chatter-box or a nervous wreck, either way, they are vibrating and vibing all around. Since our ascendant determines the way we look a Gemini rising might have a face with a smirk on their face, looking like they are always up to something. Their noses might be pointed like their tone. Since it is in Gemini’s nature to not stand still and be nervous from time to time, the natives of the ascendant might also be on the skinnier side of the scale. Their eyes have a spark to them as if they are always having an “Eureka!” moment. The way others see the Gemini rising is more like “sister/brother from another mother”. People might feel close to them maybe not on an emotional level but on a level that they feel like they are free to talk about anything to these people. If you’re on the more introverted side and have this placement, good luck, cause people will want to mess around and have fun with you no matter. In that case, you don’t have to please anyone if you, yourself don’t feel comfortable.
Example Natives: Michelle Pfeiffer, Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart, Ashton Kutcher, Mick Jagger, Will Smith
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
―Gandhi (9th House Gemini with Uranus)
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♊︎i’m so tired of being a gemini rising. every time i talk i regret like ¾ of what i said
DEEPER ASTROLOGY SHIT #4 ALL SHIT IS THE SAME SHIT (OR, BALANCING EQUATIONS)
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: everything in your chart makes sense, and it’s all saying the same thing, just from a bunch of different angles. Your chart is tighter than a virgin sacrifice - as in: there’s no room for error or extraneous shit, you freaks. If you were to look at a chart with a single planet photoshopped out, you should be able to guess what and where that planet is located based on the rest of the chart.
(All you bitches thinking “yeah, right, I could never do that,” get your self-esteem together, I’m sick of you. Of course you could do it you just have to practice.)
Well, how do you do it then? Alright. First: you get an idea of what the fuck is going on. The best way to do this is to look at the house cuspsandget your checks and balances on. Think about Math (since no one has the balls to argue with that rigid-ass mf): both sides of an equationare equivalent. Yes - both sides of an equal sign may very well have different variables (come on, even sweet, corny-ass Math wants to get creative) but when we get down to it, it’s all the same shit.
An example:
You look at a chart and the first thing you notice is a Gemini Ascendant.
Immediately you should think: Gemini in the First (1) = Sag in the Seventh (7). If a bitch wants to be a pioneer ofself-discovery (Gemini 1), then she’s going to need to approach the world looking for as many experiences as possible to learn from (Sag 7). Only a socially adept, curious bitch at heart (Gemini 1) is going to be able to hang tough and actually seek out all different kinds of relationships (Sag 7) so she can learn how to define herself. See? Same shit. Easy. Nothing to it.
Nothing to it? Well, then. Take it further. If Gemini is in the First, then Libra is (probably) in the Fifth. Libra in the Fifth (5) = Aries in the Eleventh (11). This bitch has some mf-ing ambitionforsocial position (Aries 11), and really, what else would we expect from someone who’s socially adept at heart (Gemini 1)? We already know this bitch has Grade A social expression - all those opportunities for meeting people and seeing things (Sag 7) are really paying off. So naturally, we can see that the way this bitch thinks about friends, social relationships, even watering her damn plants is tied to her personal creativity and self-expression (Libra 5): when she’s got relationshipsto explore, life is good.
Keep going. Why not? All this shit is the same shit. What’s next? Well, if Libra was in the Fifth House, then Virgo is (probably) in the Fourth house. Virgo in the Fourth (4) = Pisces in the Tenth (10). At the deepest, most personal level, this little hoe cares about developing her personal character so she can better contribute to the World (Virgo 4). Howdoes she make this personal mastery happen? By capitalizing on lots of opportunities to demonstrate understanding, compassion andinner-strength in her social roles (Pisces 10). Different sides of the equation, same information.
You start putting all this shit together and without even looking at a single fucking planet you’ve already got a solid, foundational understanding of this chart. You’re amazing!! God I fucking love you. Then you throw the planets in there and it’s like you’re a dang genius. But no:this isn’t some magical feat of pure intuitive power, you just applied the fundamentalsand you respected the natural harmony and balance of a chart. It’s a beautiful thing.
If you look at a chart and you don’t know where to start, start at the beginning, look at all the opposites, and remember: all the shit is the same shit.
XO BULLSHIT FREE ASTROLOGY
