Ok personal headcanon that George likes wearing perfume, like flowery, stereotypically feminine perfume.

Or just doing feminine things in general

Wearing little clips in his hair

wearing jewelry

idk my dude

Ok for real though what do you think Fred and George’s stripper names would be?

Love Languages

Had a though about which love languages each of the boys would subscribe to (receiving, not giving, if you want me to make that one I probably can)

People mentioned: Harry, Fred, George, Neville, Ron, Oliver, Draco

Harry

• Harry likes physical touch.
• As a child he barely got any affection from people, and he was initially uncomfortable showing much of any physical affection
• However, once you openly showed him said affection, the two of you were attached at the hip.
• It does not matter where you are, if your in the same room, your probably touching in some way.
• If it’s a large public setting, it’s likely just pinkies, hands, or arms that are linked. But in the presence of close friends he’ll gladly return a hug, and when you’re alone it’s an entirely different story.
• He will literally flop on top of you, hold onto you, and hold you until you’ve both fallen asleep.
• He also enjoys sitting on your lap or you sitting on his lap.
• Stroke his hair or run your fingers on his face or over his eyes and he will melt
• Anyways yea Harry is a cuddle whore

Fred

• Fred likes quality time
• You don’t always spend every moment next to each other, boundaries are really important to both of you and you both respect those boundaries.
• But when you are together, it is the best time either of you could have.
• Sneaking into the kitchens at 3 am to eat sweets.
• Shopping at Hogsmeade, getting butterbeer, watching muggle movies
• If you like practical jokes you gladly take part in them, if not then he respects that.
• Sometimes he just wants someone to listen to him.
• So he’ll lay next to you and just talk, for hours.
• About school, about his latest pranks, about family.
• If you can use the time you have together in a way that makes you both happy, then he will love you forever.
• To him, it’s not about the amount of time you spend with him, it’s about what you both do with it.

George

• George likes words of affirmation- he always feels like he lives in his siblings shadow
• Occasionally that means living in Fred’s shadow too.
• People never really acknowledge them as separate people, and sometimes he needs reassurance that someone sees him as an individual.
• Telling him on a daily basis, that you see him as a separate person, even if you don’t have to say those exact words, is important to him.
• He also just really likes hearing that you believe in and love him
• Within 2 weeks of you dating he greets you with an “I love you.”
• And at first he freezes when he realizes what it is that he said.
• But when you reply with reciprocation he melts.
• The first time you tell him you love him, he practically combusts with happiness.
• This could also translate to a praise kink but we’re not gonna talk about that rn ;)

Neville

• Neville prefers gifts
• Not necessarily expensive ones, just small little things, trinkets and such
• If you just hand him a shiny rock he lets out this little trill of happiness and adds it to his collection alongside his plants
• If you give him a plant he’ll fucking collapse.
• Once when you came back from a trip over Christmas, you gave him seeds to a rare plant that wasn’t found in Europe, he nearly burst from excitement
• That was the first time he kissed you in public
• He also really likes candy and once when you brought him these little rock candies that were only found in muggle stores he practically ripped the wrapper off and shoved them into his mouth.
• (He shared of course)
• Neville often gets his fathers hand-me-downs, and while he enjoys them, it sucks that his grandmother refuses to buy him anything of his own
• So when you buy him a sweater and a pair of slacks he almost cries
• Sugar baby Neville au i said what i said

Ron

• Ron likes acts of service
• A lot of it is when you help him with things like homework
• Sometimes Hermione is too tired or unwilling to and when you step in to help where you can, its like a little piece of him falls in love with you all over again
• But part of it is other forms of service
• A few months before you were together, Ron had a really bad day and returned to the common room with a huge headache, and when you offered to give him a head massage he decided he was gonna ask you out
• Sometimes just running your hands through his hair after a long day makes him absolutely melt into the couch cushions
• He also often gets homesick, especially when it comes to food, and if you cook or bake for him, he practically jumps in the fucking air
• You called his mom once to get a recipe for these Christmas cookies that he missed since he couldn’t go home for Christmas one year and if you both hadn’t been in public he would have cried
• When you brought him homemade candies he did cry (he’d had a long day, let him live)
• But yea sometimes he just needs someone to take care of him nothing wrong with that my dudes

Oliver

• Oliver likes an even mix of gifts and and acts of service tbh
• Often for Christmas or his birthday you’ll get him a new broom servicing kit or a book about Puddlemere United
• One year you managed to get one of his favorite books signed by some of Puddlemere’s players
• When you presented it to him he tackled you in a hug so tight you thought your lungs would pop.
• He also really likes trying new candies so you get him a subscription box where he can try new ones from around the world and the two of you spend a few days every month trying new candies together for a year.
• When it comes to acts of service its a little more physical
• Quidditch takes a toll on a person’s body so often he’ll come back from a game or a practice and just collapse.
• So if you give him a massage he’ll practically sink into the bed.
• Dude is just tired sometimes give him a break

Draco

• Draco is probably into words of affirmation
• I think people would assume it’s gifts but that’s actually how he shows love to other people because that’s how his parents showed love to him even though it’s not necessarily what he wants
• But yeah I think Draco sometimes deals with a lot of shit especially during 6-7 year and so he’s probably stressed as shit
• And feeling really guilty about what he’s having to do
• But he feels like he has no choice or else he and his parents are going to die.
• So sometimes he just needs reassurance that he’s not a terrible person
• Occasionally after working on the cabinet in the ROR he’ll just go to you and collapse on your shoulder and start sobbing
• Sometimes just making sure he knows that he’s okay and that he’s loved will make him want to cry
• Anyways Draco Malfoy redemption arc

Stripper George HC

I had a thought about stripper twins about 5-6 months ago, and then it sat in my drafts for a while, so I’m releasing it now. Side note, George is who I’m releasing first, Fred will be later. This is bc this is in the format of a romantic hc, and I’m personally not comfortable with Fred/Reader/George all together (no judgement to those who are though)

Honestly not sure how to fully start this but lets go:

• Fred, George and you had moved into an apartment a few months before they would be able to successfully open a shop. The three of you took odd jobs here and there to make rent and fund product experimentation.
• Neither of any of you questioned the jobs you took, since a stable 9-5 was never in the plans for you or them. You didn’t question George’s either.
• But after a while you noticed he would be coming back at strange hours of the night, often smelling a bit odd.
• He even came back with a bit of body glitter at some point.
• You asked him about it, normally getting a response of, “Nothing to worry about, love, just making some money for us and the shop.”
• You never worried that he was cheating on you, but you were getting worried that he was doing something he really shouldn’t be.
• George was never really known for sound and well thought out decision making.
• So one night you followed him, placing a silencing charm on yourself so as not to alert him.
• You found yourself at a muggle nightclub, at which point George disappeared off to somewhere and you lost sight of him, but you stayed around the club, trying to spot him.
• Suddenly, a voice came over the loudspeakers, introducing “Our most popular dancer, Georgie.” (this dumbass used his real name on stage)
• Your head whipped around as you saw George step out in only a skimpy lace pair of panties and heels as the crowd cheered.
• For the next few minutes, you stared at him as he performed his routine, and a few hundred pounds in cash were thrown at the stage.
• He spent most of the time climbing and sliding down the pole, legs wrapping around it like he was born to.
• He spent a couple more hours at the club before heading to the back, changing, and disappearing through the back door of the building, only to be met with you staring him down.
• “So this is where you go at night, hmm?”
• George’s eyes widened as he scrambled for an answer, and you laughed at his panicked expression
• “Relax, love, I’m not mad. Just sad you didn’t tell me.”
• He calmed significantly at that, albeit his shock at your lack of giving a fuck.
• “You’re not mad at me?”
• You shook your head no. “Only disappointed. Would have loved to see your little routine before today. Looked so pretty up there.”
• He shivered at the praise, before grabbing your hand and apparating out of the empty alleyway and into your shared room back at your apartment.
• You pushed him back on the bed and crawled so you were situation on his lap.
• “I don’t care where you get your money, so long as its legal and you’re honest with me about it.”
• George and you met for a quick kiss and you lay down next to him, content.
• “You know, maybe you can practice one of your little routines for me sometime?”
• “Ohreally?”
• “Mhm. Put on one of those little skimpy outfits you seem to like so much and shake your pretty ass for me.” George let out a whimper at that, digging his face into the crook of your neck and grinding his hips into the sides of your own, and you smirked.
• George liked being a stripper. You liked him being a stripper. Who gives a shit what everyone else wants.

Being in a Playful Relationship With Fred Weasley

Request:hi! can you write some headcanons about a very playful relationship with fred where you tease each other a lot and youre constantly making jokes but once youre alone and tired fred is really soft?? ugh my heart he would be all cuddly in front of the fireplace and stroke your hair but you would still be giggly and it would just be the most fun relationship ever!! i love your writing <33

Warnings: None that I can think of

Word Count:1.7k

Notes: I have no idea when I received this request but I found this doc I had started so I decided to finish it and finally post it. (:

• Since the moment you had met Fred Weasley
• There has hardly been a dull moment spent around the older of the Weasley twins
• Or an occasion where you’re not smiling in his presence
• Being with Fred is like diving head first into a new adventure everyday
• It was exciting
• The childlike nature shared between the two of you created a beautiful relationship
• One that a handful of your peers were envious of and longed for
• George was even a tad jealous his brother had found someone who tolerated his pranks
• Even serving it back
• You’re relationship is more playful than serious
• Which is probably why you two have remained together for so long
• As sweet as the relationship is, Fred Weasley is definitely the type of boyfriend to purposely embarrass you in public
• He loves blurting out random shit just to get a rise out of you
• “No, Y/n, I will not hook up with you right here!”
  “Fred, stop! People are looking!”
• “Are you hitting on me?”
  “I’m literally your girlfriend.”
• “Checking out my ass, love?”
  “I’m impressed at how flat is is, Freddie.”
• (Man’s is literally so offended by this he won’t speak to you until you apologize and tell him he has a great ass)
• Loves using his height to his advantage when teasing you
• Which is almost always
• Calls you ‘shortie’ or ‘baby elf’
• Will purposely hold things out of your reach for his own amusement
• Fred will often sneak up from behind while you’re studying and quickly yanks the open textbook out of your grip and lifts it above his head
• You whip around in shock only to find your boyfriend smirking at you
  “If you want your precious book back, you’re gonna have to come and get it.” He teases you
  Narrowing your playful glare, you swat your hand out to hit at his legs, though he’s a inch out of reach
  Your attempt to harm him earns a fit of chuckles from him
  “I’ll kick your knees out, Forge.”
  Fred rests his hand over his chest, feigning hurt as he takes a step back.
  “Woah, woah, no need for the hostility, angel. You know my payment method. Threats will get you nowhere.”
  Tilting your head to the side, you let out a dramatic sigh,
  “How many?”
  “Five.”
  You cupped your palm around your chin and pretended to ponder for a moment,
  “Hm, how about four?” You bargained.
  Fred was clearly not willing to wager lower as he lifted your book higher,
  “Six.”
  “Three.”
  “Twenty.”
  “Bloody hell, that’s not how this works!”
  “I’ll settle on fifteen. I refuse to go one kiss lower, but I’ll happily go higher.”
• It’s like negotiating with a toddler
• Since the two of you started dating,
• There was a common shared enjoyment of scaring each other
• Nothing serious that would cause fights
• More, hiding around a dark corner a jumping out to scare the life out of the other, kind of scaring
• Fred would have to admit you were far more sneaky than he had expected
• With his distinctive hair and towering height, it was harder for Fred to find the perfect spots to pop out from
• Although you had mastered this
• Almost daily you found some way to catch Fred off guard and it excited him
• He often found himself instinctively peeking around doors prior to entering a room in search of you
• George liked to join in and would help you mess with Fred
• One night after Fred and George were strolling to the Gryffindor common room after a long and brutal practice, an odd feeling abruptly spooked Fred
• The twins had been chatting away about the latest clash of power between Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint as the teams had crossed paths while leaving practice as the Slytherin team was entering the pitch
• The two exchanged some heated words, then a few shoves before their teammates had to step into to break them apart
  Fred and George were still reeling from the events when they turned the corner towards their dorms
• Upon heading into the dim lit hall leading to the moving stairs, Fred’s pace abruptly ceased
• His eyes scanned the small corridor as his suspicions grew
  “George… why do I get the sense Y/n is lurking around somewhere?”
  “You’re just paranoid, mate. Y/n said she’d wait for you in the common room.”
  “Yeah, you’re right. Anyways I still can’t believe Flint-”
• The second his guard was lowered, you abruptly jumped out from behind the large pillar and shouted,
  “Boo!”
  “Fucking shit- what the fuck?!”
  “Thanks for the help, George!”
  “Anytime, Y/n/n.”
  “I hate both of you… I almost pissed myself, bloody hell.”
• Holds your hand under the table during class and gives random squeezes to keep you awake
• Throws rolled up pieces of parchment at your head when you’re ignoring him during class
• Tickles you at the worst possible moments just to fuck with you
• Like during one of Snape’s lectures
• Or while Dumbledore is making a grand speech in the Great Hall
• He’ll quickly jab your sides then hides his mischievous grin as you loudly squeal in surprise
• Despite having been a couple since your third year
• The flirting never went away
• If anything, it increased
• When Fred sees you relaxing in the courtyard under a large apple tree,
• He immediately strides over with you and strikes up a conversation as if it was your first time meeting
• “What’s a gorgeous girl like you doing out here all alone?”
  You smile up at him
  “I’m actually waiting on my big, strong, handsome boyfriend so you better get lost.”
  “Hm, I don’t see him so who’s gonna know.”
• Whispers dirty words in your ear to make you squirm
• He’s addicted to the rush of red that coats your cheek due to his actions
• He’ll often run his fingers up your thigh under the desk to tease you
• Mimics you constantly
• Pillow fights
• You’ll be curled up in your bed skimming over your notes when suddenly a large impact knocks you back into the mattress
• The sound of Fred’s childlike giggles echoed as you stared up at the ceiling, still in shock
• “Fred! You nearly gave me whiplash!”
  “Sorry, angel.”
• He’d then proceed to toss you a pillow for defense before engaging in attack
• He was at least considerate enough to allow you a chance
• If you’re younger than him by even a day, get ready for him to refer to you as a child
• “Freddie, can you help me finish this assignment, pleaseee?”
  “Of course, little one. I wrote this paper back in my fifth year so I should be of some help, kiddo.”
  “You’re literally a year older than me! Stop acting like I’m a baby-”
  “But you’re my baby.”
• And if you’re older than him, prepare yourself for Fred to call you a cougar on a daily basis
• “What makes you think you can talk to me like that, Ron? I’m with an older woman, you need to have a little more respect.”
• He’s a whore for your attention
• Fred is always doing something to keep you looking at him
• Blows cool air in your direction to get your attention
• Although once you look over to him in question,
• His eyes immediately dart to the opposite side of the room
• Boops your nose at least ten times a day
• Which you in turn boop his nose back
• Fred is constantly running up behind you in the halls and picking you up to swing you around
• Twirls you around his finger when you’re walk hand-in-hand like a ballerina
• If it isn’t obvious by now, Fred Weasley’s love language is physical touch
• There is never a shortage of affection from him
• However as much as Fred loves to have his hands on you
• He’s a sucker for you returning the favor
• Fred will quite literally melt under your touch
• One of his favorite things was when he came back to his dorm room after a long day of school or Quidditch practice and finds you laying in his bed
• Sprawled across his mattress in an old hoodie of his and a pair of sweats,
• Fred stumbles around the room as he throws his robes off and quick gets into his pj pants and an old tee and slides into bed next to you
• He’ll hold you close as the two of you nap together
• Presses little kisses to your forehead when you’re asleep
• He’s such a soft boy at night
• Whenever he’s being difficult or in a rather stubborn mood, you use this trick to your advantage
• You’ll use your innocent voice and beg him to cuddle, which in reality, doesn’t take much for Fred to agree to
• This man lives for making you happy
• Your favorite times to be together is late at night when the common room is empty and it’s just the two of you cuddled on the couch
• Fred will sit with his feet on the table and your head in his lap with his fingers brushing through your hair
• The two of you talk for hours while watching the flickering flames of the burning fire
• He’s involve with these little moments that mean so much to him

George and Angelina’s daughter’s middle name is Minerva and no one can tell me otherwise.