#gerfra
NAME:@iship2muchshit
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WARNINGS: #NSFW (from time to time)
Happy Boxing Day, it’s time to unwrap your gifts.
{ aph germany x aph france | cobalt blue }
Might be over now, but I feel it still
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But it’s remind you with what you both do last night so you can only stare in horny.
I rate some hetalia ships for fun
England/France:10/10 (unbeatable old men arch nemesis domestic bickering childhood friends afsgshsjk layers and layers of history enemies to lovers perfection. ride or die, they deserve each other for better or for worse)
Russia/America:9/10 (this shit is just…so innovative with the historical intrigue, character possibilities, bonding over astrophysics, like a younger, crazier FrUk but lack of source material interaction sucks)
Germany/France:7/10 (awkward serious younger man with a dramatic older man office romance. nothing more satisfying than making their partnership work in spite of their differences)
France/America:7/10 (they’re underrated, have history and moments in the source material – mentor-mentee, both too full of themselves to last longer than a year tops dating, but boy will they have fun and be silly together)
GerIta, AmeriPan: 5/10 (solid, I see the appeal but they’re better off as friends in my humble opinion)
England/America:3/10 (usuk is not my cup of tea, because incompatible personalities, power imbalance, and I just prefer the adopted brother angle more, but giving it a 3 for decent AU fanworks where they have no familial ties or when it’s one-sided)
Russia/France, Prussia/England: 2/10 (they’re too similar… attitudes, hobbies, tastes, but I can see a fling or friends with benefits)
Spamano, PruCan, AmeLiet, Franada: 1/10 (I don’t get it or care for any of these, but will shrug it off if i see it in passing)
China/Russia/America:9/10 (this trio is actually peak comedy and I’ve read a few nuggets of fics that get it right. platonic works too. The intrigue is amazing, like, China/America are canonically business partners and rivals. Cool. Russia/China are canonically old allies and friends who hang out and are constantly trolling America, as the only two ppl who have posed a threat to him and command his attention and/or paranoia. America/Russia in modern day strips get along pretty well, make passive-aggressive jokes, smiling cheekily while scaring the shit out of everyone else. i love how china is a tired 4000+ yr old man putting up with these two man children)
France -> England <- America: 0/10 (ha! as if France or America would ever fight over England romantically. get this ooc shit away from me. EVEN IF America wants England he’d go to France to vent, and France is mature enough to stay out of it. He’d comfort America after the heartbreak OR if England is down to fuck for some reason, France would be supportive and considerate. hello??? England is the bitter ex who’ll stop at nothing to win his love back)
England -> France <- America: 7/10 (with France in the middle of this triangle, now you got my attention. Chasing someone suave and out of his league that would piss England off is pretty in-character for America + England resenting France for influencing America out of petty jealousy? + France indulging America’s crush to provoke England? good shit. they’re all assholes)
