#gingersnaps
Familial: CRDLPWNS (Cardin, Russel, Dove, Sky, Penny, Weiss, Nora, and Velvet)
CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
photoqueen: do you guys want to see something?
We’re_Soar’n: Velvet no
photoqueen: velvet yes
photoqueen:so?
Official_TeamMom: I already don’t trust this.
photoqueen: how dare. this is the thanks i get for being your loving older sister?
Official_TeamMom: I definitely don’t trust this. Don’t say yes.
We’re_Flying’n: now im curious
There’s_NotAStar: me too
BLACKMAIL PICTURES ‘JUST INCASE’
Dove, photoqueen
Dove: Velvet Scarlatina don’t you dare
Dove: You know they’re not supposed to see these
Dove: This is a breach of contract
photoqueen: you know i never sign anything baby boy
CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Soar’n: You’re dead to me
photoqueen: such sweet words
photoqueen:[weissiconicclass.jpg]
winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?!
We’re_Soar’n: I’m disappointed in you
We’re_Flying’n:…
hereforthememeories: how do you even have that?
winterhatsunemiku:Howdare you have that, you’re not even in our class!
winterhatsunemiku: And what I do while we wait for Professor Peach is my own business
There’s_NotAStar: i don’t think we want to know how
Official_TeamMom: Definitely not.
photoqueen: i see all
photoqueen: i know all
photoqueen: you fuckers cant hide shit
We’re_Flying’n: oh fuck
We’re_Flying’n has changed ‘photoqueen’ to ‘psychoqueen’
psychoqueen: hahahahah
Official_TeamMom: You guys never listen to me.
hereforthememeories: we apologize for our transgressions mom
We’re_Flying’n: wait dove seemed to know about this too
We’re_Flying’n has changed We’re_Soar’n to Traitor
There’s_NotAStar: wait but the shared name T.T
We’re_Flying’n has changed Traitor to We’re_Soar’n
There’s_NotAStar: : D
We’re_Flying’n: youre lucky i love that movie
There’s_NotAStar: only the movie? :(
We’re_Flying’n:yes
There’s_NotAStar::(
There’s_NotAStar: but i didnt do anything
Official_TeamMom: I hate you all.
electricslide:Really?
Official_TeamMom: Amended: I hate all of you except Pens.
electricslide:｡^‿^｡
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
winterhatsunemiku : i can’t stand him
winterhatsunemiku : he’s like a music man
winterhatsunemiku : and i hate it and that’s coming from me
winterhatsunemiku : miss ‘won a singing award at eleven and hosted multiple concerts before escaping to beacon’
We’re_Flying’n: hes a what? (hes a what?)
Official_TeamMom: He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones
We’re_Flying’n: and the ratta tat drums
Official_TeamMom: And the big brass bass
hereforthememeories: WHAT just happened?
psychoqueen: cardin musical theatre real?
There’s_NotAStar: definitely not, car couldnt sing to save his life
Official_TeamMom: Which is why I do it.
There’s_NotAStar:no!!
psychoqueen:no!!
hereforthememeories: sooooo what happened?
winterhatsunemiku : jaune serenaded me to try to get me to go to the dance with him in the middle of the damn hallway! people saw!!
hereforthememeories:Oof
psychoqueen:f
We’re_Soar’n: If you finally ask out Pyrrha I bet he’d stop
hereforthememeories: we all know thats not gonna happen
winterhatsunemiku: Nora we both know you haven’t asked your crush to the dance yet either
hereforthememeories: rude but true
hereforthememeories: but if i did it will you do it?
winterhatsunemiku: You know what, sure. If you manage to do it, I’ll do it
hereforthememeories: @electricslide go to the dance with me? (edited)
electricslide:Me?
hereforthememeories: yeah. if that’s okay
electricslide: I’d love to, Nora!
hereforthememeories:yeeeeeeeeeees
hereforthememeories: well have the best time ill make sure of it penny!
electricslide: I know you will! I’m excited! o(^▽^)o
hereforthememeories: me too!!!
hereforthememeories: and now its your turn weiss
winterhatsunemiku: Fine. A deal is a deal
winterhatsunemiku: I am happy for you, Nora
hereforthememeories: i know
hereforthememeories: and im always here if you need strength!
electricslide: Me as well! ୧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)૭✧
winterhatsunemiku:…
winterhatsunemiku: Thank you, Nora, Penny
winterhatsunemiku:Genuinely
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
hereforthememeories: f in the chat for sky’s butterfingers
There’s_NotAStar:f
hereforthememeories:f
We’re_Soar'n’ : F
electricslide: Oh no, what did he do?
We’re_Flying’n: i didnt do anything!
hereforthememeories: cut his thumb on a knife
hereforthememeories: hes bleeding all over the counter now
Official_TeamMom:What?!
winterhatsunemiku: The summons
We’re_Flying’n: nora sprained her hand last week and never said anything about it and didnt go to the nurse!!
Official_TeamMom: Nora did WHAT?!?
hereforthememeories:BETRAYAL????
psychoqueen: sky prepare yourself he comin
hereforthememeories: oh lordy he comin
winterhatsunemiku: Aren’t you in the kitchens too?
hereforthememeories: ive moved to the corner
There’s_NotAStar: smart but also very very dumb
hereforthememeories:?
We’re_Soar'n’: You are much quicker to forget betrayal than I am
hereforthememeories: OH SHIT
hereforthememeories is offline
There’s_NotAStar: its been pretty quiet for a while now
psychoqueen: no it hasnt
psychoqueen: i can hear the scolding from here
electricslide: Are they okay?
winterhatsunemiku: Probably not
We’re_Flying’n: IVE ESCAPED
There’s_NotAStar: what happened??
electricslide: Is Nora okay?
We’re_Flying’n: wow yes thanks im fine
winterhatsunemiku: Don’t be rude
We’re_Flying’n: youre being rude by letting your lesbianism blind you to the true worry: me
winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?
We’re_Flying’n: also i dont think so
electricslide: ＼(º □ º l|l)/
We’re_Flying’n: he brought ren with him
psychoqueen:[youreindanger.jpeg]
We’re_Flying’n: why do you have such a specific one?
psychoqueen:cardin
There’s_NotAStar:cardin
winterhatsunemiku: You realize you’re just delaying your own scolding by running?
We’re_Flying’n: oh i made sure to smile and nod until he was done and turned on nora with ren
winterhatsunemiku: Of course
hereforthememeories: SKY YOU FUCK
hereforthememeories: YOU LEFT ME
hereforthememeories: COME BACK AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT
We’re_Flying’n: i did!
We’re_Flying’n: having to listen to him scold me for something dumb is punishment enough
psychoqueen:oooooo
We’re_Flying’n: which reminds me. i have to do something for our mom
We’re_Flying’n is offline
winterhatsunemiku:Hm
Official_TeamMom has added Ren to group chat
Official_TeamMom has named group chat to PARENTS
Ren: why’ve you created a group chat for us?
Official_TeamMom: What? I didn’t do anything.
Official_TeamMom:Wait.
CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom:SKY!
We’re_Soar’n: What did you do?
hereforthememeories:sky
There’s_NotAStar:sky
psychoqueen:sky
electricslide:Sky.
hereforthememeories: @winterhatunemiku j o i n
winterhatsunemiku: What are we doing?
hereforthememeories: shaming sky
hereforthememeories: or summoning him back
winterhatsunemiku: … Alright
winterhatsunemiku:Sky
We’re_Flying’n: ive never done anything wrong ever in my life
Official_TeamMom:Bullshit
There’s_NotAScar: oh shit, hes cursed!
psychoqueen: hahaha were terrible influences
winterhatsunemiku: Yes you are
psychoqueen: you curse more than he does
winterhatsunemiku: Yes and I never did before I was put in a group with you rapscallions
winterhatsunemiku: Hence you are a terrible influence
hereforthememeories:rapscallions?
electricslide: It’s an archaic word that means mischievous!
hereforthememeories: thanks pens!
hereforthememeories: also thanks weiss!
winterhatsunemiku: It was not a compliment!
Official_TeamMom: She’s calling you villains and I’m inclined to agree
We’re_Flying’n: old woman weiss strikes again
We’re_Soar’n’: I’ll take it as one
PARENTS
Official_TeamMom, Ren
Official_TeamMom has renamed group chat to ONLY SENSIBLE ONES
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
winterhatsunemiku: You guys are terrible influences
There’s_NotAStar: whatd we do?
winterhatsunemiku: I cursed in front of team RWBY
winterhatsunemiku: I think Yang almost had a heart attack
We’re_Flying’n: doesnt yang curse?
winterhatsunemiku: Yes but apparently since I haven’t done it before and am an heiress it’s not expected of me
winterhatsunemiku: Which is fair, I’d never expected myself to use such uncouth language as well
winterhatsunemiku: Then I had to get tricked into being friends with youassholes
hereforthememeories: you love us
winterhatsunemiku: Unfortunately it would appear so
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Flying’n: so weiss tongue is purple
hereforthememeories: why is her tongue purple?
winterhatsunemiku: Well Pyrrha and I had slushies
winterhatsunemiku: I had a red one
winterhatsunemiku: And Pyrrha had a blue one
hereforthememeories:…
hereforthememeories:OH
electricslide: You drank each other’s slushies?
hereforthememeories: oh honey no
electricslide:No?
electricslide: How else would Weiss’ tongue become purple if they didn’t share?
We’re_Flying’n: oh they shared alright
hereforthememeories has changed electricslide to confused_quarter
We’re_Flying’n: win wink nudge nudge
winterhatsunemiku: Sky I’m not sure I appreciate those… Whatever they are
winterhatsunemiku: Implications, I suppose
We’re_Flying’n: oh you made all the implications yourself
We’re_Flying’n: im just drawing light to them
confused_quarter: I don’t understand
hereforthememeories: pyrrha and weiss drank slushies then made out
confused_quarter:Huh
confused_quarter: Oh! I see
confused_quarter: Congratulations, Weiss!
winterhatsunemiku: Thank you Penny
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Flying’n:@Official_TeamMomslut
Official_TeamMom:W
Official_TeamMom: What did you just call me?
We’re_Flying’n: oh im sorry you must notve heard me
We’re_Flying’n: S L U T
winterhatsunemiku: Don’t call your team leader that
psychoqueen: yeah dont call your mom that
Official_TeamMom: Thank you!
Official_TeamMom:Velvet.
psychoqueen:cardin
Official_TeamMom: How many times do I have to say: I’m not their mom!
psychoqueen: bold words for someone with that username
Official_TeamMom: Anytime I try to change it it ‘mysteriously’ turns back!
We’re_Flying’n: haha bet
confused_quarter: You’re not?
Official_TeamMom:Uh
We’re_Flying’n: uh oh
Official_TeamMom: Copper and Valkyrie get a pass
hereforthememeories: haha im a chosen!
hereforthememeories changed name to kidone
confused_quarter:｡^‿^｡
psychoqueen: i feel like a kid is missing
winterhatsunemiku: I give my permission
Official_TeamMom: And Schnee.
winterhatsunemiku: So why’d you call him that?
We’re_Soar’n: We passed Jaune in the hallway
winterhatsunemiku:And?
We’re_Soar’n:…
There’s_NotAStar: how long have you been a part of this group?
winterhatsunemiku: A little less time than Nora but I don’t know what that has to do with my question
Official_TeamMom: Nothing and there’s no question.
kidone: ABD YOU HAVENT BOTICED???
winterhatsunemiku: Nora that looks atrocious
winterhatsunemiku: And apparently not
kidone: geez i thought penny was bad with pyrrha and you
Official_TeamMom: You and Pyrrha
winterhatsunemiku: What’s that supposed to mean?!
kidone has changed winterhatsunemiku to confused_snowflake
confused_snowflake: Excuse me??
We’re_Soar'n’: You’re excused, heiress
psychoqueen: cardins liked jaune since he saved his ass in forever fall
There’s_NotAStar: sorry but thats wrong
There’s_NotAStar: cardins liked jaune since teams were made
Official_TeamMom: You’re all dead to me
psychoqueen:all?
Official_TeamMom: Correction: You’re all dead to me except Valkyrie and Copper
We’re_Flying’n:whipped
There’s_NotAStar: blatant favouritism
confused_snowflake: You have a crush on that imbecile?
psychoqueen:yup
confused_snowflake:Why?
Official_TeamMom: I don’t know! Just drop it!
psychoqueen: ‘don’t know?m
psychoqueen: he’s so bright he outshines the stars on the darkest night
There’s_NotAStar: his eyes are like the ocean on a cloudless sunny day
We’re_Soar'n’: They change shades, too, with his emotions. Did you see the other day, while training? The blue darkened like a thunderstorm and lightning zinged through them whenever he did something right
We’re_Flying’n: outside, when the sun hits it, his hair shines like a halo formed around him
There’s_NotAStar: and have you heard him sing? its like the god apollo blessed his very voice
confused_snowflake:…
confused_snowflake: What was I just forced to read?
Official_TeamMom:Nothing!!
psychoqueen: a portion of what weve been forced to listen to for the past year
kidone: this is great
kidone: im saving all of this
kidone: it is screenshotted now
Official_TeamMom: I change my mind I hate all of you
Official_TeamMom: Except Copper
Official_TeamMom is offline
psychoqueen: running from it doesn’t change it
There’s_NotAStar: nora how did you know if youve never heard any of that?
We’re_Flying’n: and how did you escape hearing it? asking for a friend. the friend is me
kidone: oh ive just seen the way he moons at jaune when jaunes not looking
kidone: its probably cause jaunes my team leader
We’re_Flying’n: is jaune taking in any new team members?
kidone: i dont think thats allowed
kidone: plus jaune looks at him like that too so im not sure its much better
We’re_Flying’n: as long as he doesnt wax poetic i dont care
There’s_NotAStar: wait jaune looks at him too???
kidone: love works in mysterious ways
We’re_Soar'n’: Has been for a few months
There’s_NotAStar: dove!! youve noticed??
We’re_Soar'n’: Hard not to
There’s_NotAStar: and youve never mentioned it??
We’re_Soar'n’: Don’t care enough to
There’s_NotAStar: >: (
confused_snowflake: Surely you all must be exaggerating
psychoqueen: not as much as youd hope
We’re_Flying’n: pray you never have to hear it
There’s_NotAStar: hes not.. thatbad
There’s_NotAStar: and its nice to hear him talk
confused_snowflake:?
There’s_NotAStar: there were a few years he didnt
There’s_NotAStar: he was completely mute when we met
psychoqueen: fuck, sometimes i forget about that
psychoqueen: like hes naturally more quiet then us. but he still talks even if its just to tell us not to do something stupid
There’s_NotAStar:yeah
There’s_NotAStar:@Official_TeamMom come baaaaaack were sorry
psychoqueen:yeah
There’s_NotAStar: or atleast some of us are
kidone:mooooooom
Official_TeamMom: It’s fine, guys.
Official_TeamMom: I’ll try to be less annoying.
There’s_NotAStar:car
kidone:mom
confused_snowflake:mom
confused_quarter:mom
psychoqueen:car
There’s_NotAStar: dont worry about it youre not annoying
psychoqueen: and even when you are it’s not like were much better
psychoqueen: we’re a family. we’re annoying together
Official_TeamMom: How can you guys be so reassuring and exhausting at the same time?
psychoqueen: our special talent
Official_TeamMom:Yeah.
Official_TeamMom: … thank you.
There’s_NotAStar: of course! <3
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom: I am so done today (edited)
We’re_Flying’n:boner
psychoqueen:boner
kidone:boner
confused_snowflake:Boner
We’re_Soar’n:Boner
There’s_NotAStar:boner
confused_quarter: What are you doing?
Official_TeamMom: Annoying me
kidone: making fun of moms typo
Official_TeamMom: Other people in this chat make typos too and you never mock them! Why is it always only me?
We’re_Flying’n: other people arent the mom
psychoqueen: it’s how we show are love
psychoqueen:*our
Official_TeamMom:Are
We’re_Soar’n:Nope
We’re_Soar’n: Not the same
There’s_NotAStar: not the same
There’s_NotAStar:jinx
We’re_Flying’n has renamed group chat to boner
Official_TeamMom: I hate you all
confused_snowflake: Yang’s done this to me before
confused_snowflake: She’s right, it isfun!
confused_quarter:Hm
confused_quarter:Boner
There’s_NotAStar: thats the spirit pens!
confused_quarter: (* ^ ω ^)
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boner
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom: Fine, that’s it, im the mom?
Official_TeamMom: Then the ones in my class, you’re in time out
kidone: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE
We’re_Flying’n: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
psychoqueen:?
psychoqueen: what happened?
confused_snowflake: One of us got Cardin in trouble during class
We’re_Flying’n: ‘one of us’. i saw you shoot a rubber band too miss ‘im so much more mature than you’
confused_snowflake:Iwasn’t the one who got our matriarch in trouble
We’re_Flying’n: youre still included in the time out
There’s_NotAStar: that was me
There’s_NotAStar: sorry about that
Official_TeamMom: Was it? Or are you just saying that so everyone else won’t get in trouble?
We’re_Flying’n: i did!!
Official_TeamMom: You didn’t hit the teacher
We’re_Flying’n: hoe do you know?!
Official_TeamMom: It doesn’t really matter, anyway. None of you should’ve been shooting rubber bands during class
Official_TeamMom: Which one of you idiots even started it?
confused_snowflake:Rude
Official_TeamMom: Actually nevermind, I’m pretty sure I know
Official_TeamMom:Sky.
We’re_Flying’n: why are you pointing fingers at me asshole?!
Official_TeamMom: Because it’s usually you
We’re_Flying’n: ey fuck you!
We’re_Flying’n: its true
We’re_Flying’n: but fuck you!
We’re_Flying’n: and it wasnt me this time
kidone: it was me
Official_TeamMom:Nora
kidone: wait no plaese dont say it
Official_TeamMom: Say what?
kidone: that your disappointed in me
Official_TeamMom: I won’t?
Official_TeamMom: Nora, there are very few things you could do that would disappoint me
kidone: there are?
Official_TeamMom:Yeah
Official_TeamMom: I might be disappointed if you stabbed someone
Official_TeamMom: Especially during class and more if you didn’t stab them properly
kidone:oh
kidone:okay
Official_TeamMom: You good, Nora?
kidone: yeah im good
kidone:genuinely
Official_TeamMom:Good
kidone:good
We’re_Flying’n: does this mean we get out of the timeout?
Official_TeamMom: Absolutely not
We’re_Flying’n:damn
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
There’s_NotAStar : okay who keeps stealing my cheetos?
There’s_NotAStar: because im usually willing to share but its jusy mean at this point :(
kidone: you had cheetos???
There’s_NotAStar:idid
There’s_NotAStar: a whole brand new bag too
We’re_Flying’n: someone please fess up
We’re_Flying’n: hes pouting and not even kissing is saving it now
confused_snowflake: That’s worrying
We’re_Soar’n: Not really, it’s more worrying when it doesn’t work on Sky
We’re_Flying’n: its still worrying!
We’re_Soar’n:True
There’s_NotAStar: a whole bag
There’s_NotAStar:just
There’s_NotAStar:gone
There’s_NotAStar:woosh
psychoqueen:fuck, i forgot to ask
Official_TeamMom: Smooth, Scarlatina
psychoqueen: dont ‘scarlatina’ me asshole, you were part of this
There’s_NotAStar:betrayed?
There’s_NotAStar: by my own siblings?
psychoqueen: im sorry russ, we’ll buy you more
psychoqueen:right, cardin?
Official_TeamMom:Yeah
Official_TeamMom: We’ll buy you a bag of those spicy ones you like along with the regular
There’s_NotAStar: thank you!!
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boner
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
kidone has renamed group chat to CLOWN BRIGADE
psychoqueen: not that i dont agree
psychoqueen: but why?
kidone : well i was trying to figure out what out team name would be
kidone:andobviously mom has to be the leader
kidone: because mom
confused_snowflake:Obviously
kidone: so iwrhought itd be easiest to put crdl fiest
kidone: so crdlpwns
kidone: but autocorrect wanted to change it to clowns and i thought it was fitting!
confused_snowflake: I see
psychoqueen:fitting
