localgays2:

fractal-baby:

sketchyfletch:

quasi-normalcy:

I mean, it probably goes without saying, but the Found Family trope is so popular because so very many people are so terribly, terribly lonely

I adore the friends I do have immensely but god it would be nice to have like five people living nearby who I could call on for help or to hang out at any given moment

Found family, or, the villager impulse

bonus:

FOUNDFAMILY+Ending the Jacob’s Family

Euphoria | 2019

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26748730/chapters/66557401

Prompt: Such Wow. Many Normal. Very Oops, Accidents; Alt Prompt 1 - Punctured; Alt Prompt 7 - Found Family

Fandom/OC: Original Work

TW: blood, scars, rebar puncture, collapsed building, death mention

@whumptober2020​

I’ve rewatched “Suddenly Human” (Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 4, episode 4) and no, it’s not another episode about Data, as you could have thought, judging by the title. It’s an episode about a human boy raised by an alien race, humanoid, of course, but still quite different from Earth inhabitants. (Spoilers!) Enterprise stumbles upon a destroyed alien ship and saves the survivals. Among them, doctor Crusher finds a human teenager, who claims that he’s Talarian and therefore is to be returned to his captain. Enterprise crew finds out that he’s a son of two officers, who were killed by Talarians many years ago. They are afraid that he was abused by his “comrades” and captain and want to return him to his grandmother. The Talarian captain arrives, speaks to captain Picard (who finds out, that he wasn’t brutalizing the boy) and meets the boy. Picard still tries to create some kind of bond and understand the boy better, talk to him, plays Racquetball, takes him to “Ten Forward” to meet Wesley. It all ends up with the boy attacking captain at night, not killing him, but supposing that he’s now to be executed. Picard finds out that the boy still wants to return to his father (the Talarian captain) and finally returns him. An interesting episode about found family.

TROPE: “I was constantly abused and got mistreated badly while hoping to gain love and attention, but now… I finally found my family and the place where I belong to.”

MANHWAS:

• The Monstrous Duke’s Adopted Daughter

• The Story Of The Hated Mule

• I Belong To House Castielo

• Daughter of the Archmage

Dick Grayson x Reader

Summary: After a mission goes wrong, you and the Guardians are left with no other choice but to land on Earth. The only problem is that you haven’t been there in about three years and you kind of left on bad terms.

Fear gripped your heart as you held on to the arm rests of your seat. You never will get used to being jerked around as Peter navigated through asteroids.

While trying to escape from whatever being, gang, or government the team has angered that day.

This time, you’re running because the king of some planet wanted you to marry his son. Then Rocket threatened to castrate him, all 

What can you say? You wanted adventure.

*BANG* 

“THEY SHOT OFF THE DAMN BOOSTER”

Oh shit.

Lights keep flashing as the ship started shaking. Peter and Rocket were arguing as Drax was laughing. You and Groot look at each other in concern and Gamora just looks like she wants to kill everyone. 

“um guys…”

“WE NEED TO LAND SOMEWHERE!”

“OH WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT! LET ME LAND ON THE MILLIONS OF PLANETS, OH WAIT THERE AREN’T ANY!!”

“I DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE”

“Peter..Rocket…”

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little concerned with the FLEET OF SHIPS CHASING US RIGHT NOW”

“PETER!”

“WHAT Y/N??!”

“They’re surrounding us..”

Peter and Rockett’s eyes widen as they actually pay attention, seeing that you pursuers are indeed forming a large circle. 

“Shit.”

Rocket turns to Peter, “Make a jump.”

“What?! Are you crazy?!”
“YES but we don’t have any other better ideas!!” 

“Just do it!” Gamora yells, fed up with the arguing.

 And after a beat of hesitation, Peter faced forward and shouted a quick,“HOLD ON TIGHT”

Then made the jump. 

After a flash of light, you feel the ship enter the atmosphere of a planet. It shakes as Peter tries to gain control but is failing.

“Someone need’s to go out there and fix the booster!” Peter yells looking at Rocket.

“Don’t look at me. I went last time.”

“As did I.”

“Me too.”

“I am groot.”

You sigh, knowing that it was your turn, “ Alright I’ll go.”

You unbuckle your seat belt and grumble to Peter,” You know, you’re not a responsible guardian.” 

He scoffs and says, “I’m teaching you life skills kid. Now go with Rocket.”

You and Rocket roll your eyes as you head towards the back of the ship. He helps you get tied up as the ship shakes around you. He reminds you how to fix the broken part and then mutters a gruff, “You sure you’re gonna be okay?”

To which you smirk and reply with a, “Sure old man, why you worried?”

He rolls his eye and immediately take back what he said, opening the hatch allowing you to step out and crawl out on the side of the ship. Simple, you’ve done this before.

But this time it was different. It seemed that Peter was having trouble steering. You’re jostled around and you scowl. You speak into the little ear com

“Ay Quill, you mind flying better?!”

“SOrry kid. There’s some flying dude in spandex trying to hit us!!”

What? There’s no way.

“What? Is he in blue and has a red “s” on his chest?” 

There’s no way. Your luck is not this shitty.

“Um..yeah how did you know that?”

Crap. 

“Uh I-AH” You’re cut off, a red laser shooting the rope that had you harnessed to the ship, and helped you keep balance. Thus making you cling onto the side of the ship with your best abliltiy.

“PETER THE HARNESS!”

“HOLD ON KID!”

The ship swerves more, trying to avoid the flying man.

“Where are these guys coming from?!”

That’s the last thing you hear when you’re knocked off the ship, you look up to see a bat shaped object where you were holding on. Everything goes in slow motion as you fall. The last thing you hear is Peter yelling in your ear as you hit the ground and everything goes black.

“Y/N!!!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You groan as you shift on the ground. A sharp pain running up your leg as you sit up. You see a few cuts and you know at least your ankle is sprained.

Your vision clears as you look at your surroundings. You see forrest. That’s all, just forrest. You hear the calls of birds and chattering of woodland creatures.but then you hear footsteps. The crunching of twigs as someone creeps your way. 

You leap to your feet, crying out as the weight on your ankle sends more pain shooting up your side. But you don’t let that deter you. You keep the small mask Rocket made for you on, hiding your identity. That’s when you see him

“You’re not from here are you?” 

You stay silent, observing his moves. Not wanting to get ambushed.

“Do you know what I’m even saying?”

There’s a beat of silence then you lowly say “ My..My family?”

“Oh they’re fine. It seems that the ship you were on crashed but everyone’s okay! Don’t worry. They’re worried about you though. So, um, you wanna come with me.”

Relieved you relax your stance. A familiar feeling coming over you as you cock your hip, “ I don’t know, Rocket always said not to speak to strangers.”

He blushes, not expecting your shift in tone, “ Well, I’m Robin.”

You smirk, “ I know.” 

He looks confused, but that morphs into shock as you click a button, allowing the mask to retract and reveal your face. 

“Hey Grayson.”

“Y/n?!”

I was 16 years old // a little bird with no nest // or shelter from a storm // I’d been wandering a long time before I found them // my mother called them a den of foxes // wild and sinful // but they called me sister and sweet child // her mother taught me how to be a green witch // her father showed me how to change a tire // and her grandmother taught me how to spread my little wings again // I took to the skies years ago // been flying on my own for awhile // every now and then though, I visit my den of foxes // and they reteach this little bird what family is meant to be

thicker than water // hnl 2019

⊱┊dialogue : found family

latibule (n.)•a hiding place; a place of safety and comfort

change pronouns/tense as needed!

• “y’know i love you, right?”
• “you’re not alone.”
• “i trust you.”
• “i got your back.”
• “you’re like the sibling i never had.”
• “we’re more than friends. we’re family.”
• “you’re my family.”
• “you mean so much to me.”
• “you’re all i need.”
• “you’re all i have.”
• “you’re not leaving, right?”
• “everyone else left/died… i can’t afford to lose you.”
• “can i have a hug?”
• “you could never be my insert family member.”
• “i’m sorry. it’s just been a long day.”
• “i can’t sleep.”
• “insertname just kinda… hurt my feelings.”
• “i’m sorry about that argument/fight..”
• “i don’t deserve you..”
• “family?”
• “back in my day–” (for bonus points: “ughhhhh”)
• “whoever ate my food is about to fucking DIE.”
• “don’t you DARE slam doors in my house!”
• “insert NAAAAME! they’re picking on MEEEE!!”
• “who drank all the GODDAMN milk?!”
• “can you help me with my tie/zip me up?”
• “can you help with my homework?”
• “in a mood for a movie night?”
• “thanks for… well, everything.”
• “i love you.”

these starters are kinda… eh? they’re rushed… but that doesn’t mean i didn’t try! hope you enjoyed!

[requests : temporarily closed]

teaboot:

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

liz-squids:

anghraine:

I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.

Venn diagram that’s overlapping circles of “found family”, “having friends” and “oh no this is a cult”.

found family is‘having friends’ but they are all the kind of friends you’d jump out of bed for those people to bury a body at 2am no questions asked, hope that helps

Person A: “Forgive me for speaking out of turn, but I fail to understand the reasoning behind your actions… you could have avoided allof this…”

Person B: “Not without risking your lives, and despite what you all seem to think, that has neverbeen, and never willbe, an acceptable option.”

Happy discount chocolate day!

Remember that platonic and queerplatonic relationships are no less important than romantic relationships! And romantic love is not necessary to live a happy and fulfilled life!

gender-nightvale:

So you have survived another holiday season….

What do you do now?

Your hands are shaking from the coldness of relatives…

You stomach aches from avoiding dinner’s canabalism…

You have waded in pools of familial blood and found it thinner than water and running fast away from your heart…

You are the last leaf in winter, hanging to the tree. You are trembling in the winds of life you cannot avoid, but are forced to weather through until they break you.

You cannot change your family tree. You cannot change anything. Only be changed.

And yet when you found yourself in that downward spiral to the earth you realized it was not the end.

The ice of your father. The howls of your mother. The torrential clawing of grandparents and sibblings. None could break you.

Only set you free.

And I will not tell you winter will not come again… After spring is another fall.

But I will remind you that after fall is another spring.

And one day you will be warm with the love of chosen family. You will be somewhere you chose to be. With people you chose to let change you.

One day you will not be a leaf ever falling through external forces. You will be a person.

Beyond metaphor.

Beyond poetry dressing pain.

Beyond your tree.

Free to roam and move against the breeze and enjoy allseasons.

Do not feel guilt if this coming year does not deliver what last year’s could not. Your love is not an infinite distance or time away.

You are moving against the breeze, and

You are closer than you think.

We have survived another holiday season…

What do we do now?

.

Whatever our winds allow.

process-pending:

This project was my mistress while writing The Biker and the Songbird and it is finally done! But summaries and tags are tricky creatures so until I get them wrangled I thought I’d share some snippets.

~

Geralt knows he wasn’t entirely successful in schooling his features when Triss leans against the bar, a smile he knows to be nervous at. “So, Blue Eyes gracing us tonight?”

Marx looks to her, lip curling before he can shift it into a shrug, “Broke up with him.” His mouth twists as though he means to say more but remembers Geralt and thinks better of it. Without so much as a thanks he plucks his drink from the bar and saunters off.

“Careful, you almost had an expression there,” Triss teases Geralt before she turns and starts refilling her tray.

But that’s the problem, Geralt can’t have an expression, not over Jaskier. There were lines Geralt refused to cross, ones that he toed as the White Wolf but never crossed and this was one of them. 

Familial: CRDLPWNS (Cardin, Russel, Dove, Sky, Penny, Weiss, Nora, and Velvet)

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

photoqueen: do you guys want to see something?

We’re_Soar’n: Velvet no

photoqueen: velvet yes

photoqueen:so?

Official_TeamMom: I already don’t trust this.

photoqueen: how dare. this is the thanks i get for being your loving older sister?

Official_TeamMom: I definitely don’t trust this. Don’t say yes.

We’re_Flying’n: now im curious

There’s_NotAStar: me too

BLACKMAIL PICTURES ‘JUST INCASE’

Dove, photoqueen

Dove: Velvet Scarlatina don’t you dare

Dove: You know they’re not supposed to see these

Dove: This is a breach of contract

photoqueen: you know i never sign anything baby boy

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Soar’n: You’re dead to me

photoqueen: such sweet words

photoqueen:[weissiconicclass.jpg]

winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?!

We’re_Soar’n: I’m disappointed in you

We’re_Flying’n:…

hereforthememeories: how do you even have that?

winterhatsunemiku:Howdare you have that, you’re not even in our class!

winterhatsunemiku: And what I do while we wait for Professor Peach is my own business

There’s_NotAStar: i don’t think we want to know how

Official_TeamMom: Definitely not.

photoqueen: i see all

photoqueen: i know all

photoqueen: you fuckers cant hide shit

We’re_Flying’n: oh fuck

We’re_Flying’n has changed ‘photoqueen’ to ‘psychoqueen’

psychoqueen: hahahahah

Official_TeamMom: You guys never listen to me.

hereforthememeories: we apologize for our transgressions mom

We’re_Flying’n: wait dove seemed to know about this too

We’re_Flying’n has changed We’re_Soar’n to Traitor

There’s_NotAStar: wait but the shared name T.T

We’re_Flying’n has changed Traitor to We’re_Soar’n

There’s_NotAStar: : D

We’re_Flying’n: youre lucky i love that movie

There’s_NotAStar: only the movie? :(

We’re_Flying’n:yes

There’s_NotAStar::(

There’s_NotAStar: but i didnt do anything

Official_TeamMom: I hate you all.

electricslide:Really?

Official_TeamMom: Amended: I hate all of you except Pens.

electricslide:｡^‿^｡

—-

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

winterhatsunemiku : i can’t stand him

winterhatsunemiku : he’s like a music man

winterhatsunemiku : and i hate it and that’s coming from me

winterhatsunemiku : miss ‘won a singing award at eleven and hosted multiple concerts before escaping to beacon’

We’re_Flying’n: hes a what? (hes a what?)

Official_TeamMom: He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones

We’re_Flying’n: and the ratta tat drums

Official_TeamMom: And the big brass bass

hereforthememeories: WHAT just happened?

psychoqueen: cardin musical theatre real?

There’s_NotAStar: definitely not, car couldnt sing to save his life

Official_TeamMom: Which is why I do it.

There’s_NotAStar:no!!

psychoqueen:no!!

hereforthememeories: sooooo what happened?

winterhatsunemiku : jaune serenaded me to try to get me to go to the dance with him in the middle of the damn hallway! people saw!!

hereforthememeories:Oof

psychoqueen:f

We’re_Soar’n: If you finally ask out Pyrrha I bet he’d stop

hereforthememeories: we all know thats not gonna happen

winterhatsunemiku: Nora we both know you haven’t asked your crush to the dance yet either

hereforthememeories: rude but true

hereforthememeories: but if i did it will you do it?

winterhatsunemiku: You know what, sure. If you manage to do it, I’ll do it

hereforthememeories: @electricslide go to the dance with me? (edited)

electricslide:Me?

hereforthememeories: yeah. if that’s okay

electricslide: I’d love to, Nora!

hereforthememeories:yeeeeeeeeeees

hereforthememeories: well have the best time ill make sure of it penny!

electricslide: I know you will! I’m excited! o(^▽^)o

hereforthememeories: me too!!!

hereforthememeories: and now its your turn weiss

winterhatsunemiku: Fine. A deal is a deal

winterhatsunemiku: I am happy for you, Nora

hereforthememeories: i know

hereforthememeories: and im always here if you need strength!

electricslide: Me as well! ୧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)૭✧

winterhatsunemiku:…

winterhatsunemiku: Thank you, Nora, Penny

winterhatsunemiku:Genuinely

—-

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

hereforthememeories: f in the chat for sky’s butterfingers

There’s_NotAStar:f 

hereforthememeories:f

We’re_Soar'n’ : F

electricslide: Oh no, what did he do?

We’re_Flying’n: i didnt do anything!

hereforthememeories: cut his thumb on a knife

hereforthememeories: hes bleeding all over the counter now

Official_TeamMom:What?!

winterhatsunemiku: The summons

We’re_Flying’n: nora sprained her hand last week and never said anything about it and didnt go to the nurse!!

Official_TeamMom: Nora did WHAT?!?

hereforthememeories:BETRAYAL????

psychoqueen: sky prepare yourself he comin

hereforthememeories: oh lordy he comin

winterhatsunemiku: Aren’t you in the kitchens too?

hereforthememeories: ive moved to the corner

There’s_NotAStar: smart but also very very dumb

hereforthememeories:?

We’re_Soar'n’: You are much quicker to forget betrayal than I am

hereforthememeories: OH SHIT

hereforthememeories is offline

There’s_NotAStar: its been pretty quiet for a while now

psychoqueen: no it hasnt 

psychoqueen: i can hear the scolding from here

electricslide: Are they okay?

winterhatsunemiku: Probably not

We’re_Flying’n: IVE ESCAPED

There’s_NotAStar: what happened??

electricslide: Is Nora okay?

We’re_Flying’n: wow yes thanks im fine

winterhatsunemiku: Don’t be rude

We’re_Flying’n: youre being rude by letting your lesbianism blind you to the true worry: me

winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?

We’re_Flying’n: also i dont think so

electricslide: ＼(º □ º l|l)/

We’re_Flying’n: he brought ren with him

psychoqueen:[youreindanger.jpeg]

We’re_Flying’n: why do you have such a specific one?

psychoqueen:cardin

There’s_NotAStar:cardin

winterhatsunemiku: You realize you’re just delaying your own scolding by running?

We’re_Flying’n: oh i made sure to smile and nod until he was done and turned on nora with ren

winterhatsunemiku: Of course

hereforthememeories: SKY YOU FUCK

hereforthememeories: YOU LEFT ME

hereforthememeories: COME BACK AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT

We’re_Flying’n: i did!

We’re_Flying’n: having to listen to him scold me for something dumb is punishment enough

psychoqueen:oooooo

We’re_Flying’n: which reminds me. i have to do something for our mom

We’re_Flying’n is offline

winterhatsunemiku:Hm

Official_TeamMom has added Ren to group chat

Official_TeamMom has named group chat to PARENTS

Ren: why’ve you created a group chat for us?

Official_TeamMom: What? I didn’t do anything.

Official_TeamMom:Wait.

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom:SKY!

We’re_Soar’n: What did you do?

hereforthememeories:sky

There’s_NotAStar:sky 

psychoqueen:sky

electricslide:Sky.

hereforthememeories: @winterhatunemiku j o i n

winterhatsunemiku: What are we doing?

hereforthememeories: shaming sky 

hereforthememeories: or summoning him back

winterhatsunemiku: … Alright

winterhatsunemiku:Sky

We’re_Flying’n: ive never done anything wrong ever in my life

Official_TeamMom:Bullshit

There’s_NotAScar: oh shit, hes cursed!

psychoqueen: hahaha were terrible influences

winterhatsunemiku: Yes you are

psychoqueen: you curse more than he does

winterhatsunemiku: Yes and I never did before I was put in a group with you rapscallions

winterhatsunemiku: Hence you are a terrible influence

hereforthememeories:rapscallions?

electricslide: It’s an archaic word that means mischievous!

hereforthememeories: thanks pens!

hereforthememeories: also thanks weiss!

winterhatsunemiku: It was not a compliment!

Official_TeamMom: She’s calling you villains and I’m inclined to agree

We’re_Flying’n: old woman weiss strikes again

We’re_Soar’n’: I’ll take it as one

PARENTS

Official_TeamMom, Ren

Official_TeamMom has renamed group chat to ONLY SENSIBLE ONES

—-

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

winterhatsunemiku: You guys are terrible influences

There’s_NotAStar: whatd we do?

winterhatsunemiku: I cursed in front of team RWBY

winterhatsunemiku: I think Yang almost had a heart attack

We’re_Flying’n: doesnt yang curse?

winterhatsunemiku: Yes but apparently since I haven’t done it before and am an heiress it’s not expected of me

winterhatsunemiku: Which is fair, I’d never expected myself to use such uncouth language as well

winterhatsunemiku: Then I had to get tricked into being friends with youassholes

hereforthememeories: you love us

winterhatsunemiku: Unfortunately it would appear so

—-

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Flying’n: so weiss tongue is purple

hereforthememeories: why is her tongue purple?

winterhatsunemiku: Well Pyrrha and I had slushies

winterhatsunemiku: I had a red one

winterhatsunemiku: And Pyrrha had a blue one

hereforthememeories:…

hereforthememeories:OH

electricslide: You drank each other’s slushies?

hereforthememeories: oh honey no

electricslide:No?

electricslide: How else would Weiss’ tongue become purple if they didn’t share?

We’re_Flying’n: oh they shared alright

hereforthememeories has changed electricslide to confused_quarter

We’re_Flying’n: win wink nudge nudge

winterhatsunemiku: Sky I’m not sure I appreciate those… Whatever they are

winterhatsunemiku: Implications, I suppose

We’re_Flying’n: oh you made all the implications yourself

We’re_Flying’n: im just drawing light to them

confused_quarter: I don’t understand

hereforthememeories: pyrrha and weiss drank slushies then made out

confused_quarter:Huh

confused_quarter: Oh! I see

confused_quarter: Congratulations, Weiss!

winterhatsunemiku: Thank you Penny

—-

CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others

We’re_Flying’n:@Official_TeamMomslut

Official_TeamMom:W

Official_TeamMom: What did you just call me?

We’re_Flying’n: oh im sorry you must notve heard me

We’re_Flying’n: S L U T

winterhatsunemiku: Don’t call your team leader that

psychoqueen: yeah dont call your mom that

Official_TeamMom: Thank you!

Official_TeamMom:Velvet.

psychoqueen:cardin

Official_TeamMom: How many times do I have to say: I’m not their mom!

psychoqueen: bold words for someone with that username

Official_TeamMom: Anytime I try to change it it ‘mysteriously’ turns back!

We’re_Flying’n: haha bet

confused_quarter: You’re not?

Official_TeamMom:Uh

We’re_Flying’n: uh oh

Official_TeamMom: Copper and Valkyrie get a pass

hereforthememeories: haha im a chosen!

hereforthememeories changed name to kidone

confused_quarter:｡^‿^｡

psychoqueen: i feel like a kid is missing

winterhatsunemiku: I give my permission

Official_TeamMom: And Schnee.

winterhatsunemiku: So why’d you call him that?

We’re_Soar’n: We passed Jaune in the hallway

winterhatsunemiku:And?

We’re_Soar’n:…

There’s_NotAStar: how long have you been a part of this group?

winterhatsunemiku: A little less time than Nora but I don’t know what that has to do with my question

Official_TeamMom: Nothing and there’s no question.

kidone: ABD YOU HAVENT BOTICED???

winterhatsunemiku: Nora that looks atrocious

winterhatsunemiku: And apparently not

kidone: geez i thought penny was bad with pyrrha and you

Official_TeamMom: You and Pyrrha

winterhatsunemiku: What’s that supposed to mean?!

kidone has changed winterhatsunemiku to confused_snowflake

confused_snowflake: Excuse me??

We’re_Soar'n’: You’re excused, heiress

psychoqueen: cardins liked jaune since he saved his ass in forever fall

There’s_NotAStar: sorry but thats wrong

There’s_NotAStar: cardins liked jaune since teams were made

Official_TeamMom: You’re all dead to me

psychoqueen:all?

Official_TeamMom: Correction: You’re all dead to me except Valkyrie and Copper

We’re_Flying’n:whipped

There’s_NotAStar: blatant favouritism

confused_snowflake: You have a crush on that imbecile?

psychoqueen:yup

confused_snowflake:Why?

Official_TeamMom: I don’t know! Just drop it!

psychoqueen: ‘don’t know?m

psychoqueen: he’s so bright he outshines the stars on the darkest night

There’s_NotAStar: his eyes are like the ocean on a cloudless sunny day

We’re_Soar'n’: They change shades, too, with his emotions. Did you see the other day, while training? The blue darkened like a thunderstorm and lightning zinged through them whenever he did something right 

We’re_Flying’n: outside, when the sun hits it, his hair shines like a halo formed around him

There’s_NotAStar: and have you heard him sing? its like the god apollo blessed his very voice

confused_snowflake:…

confused_snowflake: What was I just forced to read?

Official_TeamMom:Nothing!!

psychoqueen: a portion of what weve been forced to listen to for the past year

kidone: this is great

kidone: im saving all of this

kidone: it is screenshotted now

Official_TeamMom: I change my mind I hate all of you

Official_TeamMom: Except Copper

Official_TeamMom is offline

psychoqueen: running from it doesn’t change it

There’s_NotAStar: nora how did you know if youve never heard any of that?

We’re_Flying’n: and how did you escape hearing it? asking for a friend. the friend is me

kidone: oh ive just seen the way he moons at jaune when jaunes not looking

kidone: its probably cause jaunes my team leader

We’re_Flying’n: is jaune taking in any new team members?

kidone: i dont think thats allowed

kidone: plus jaune looks at him like that too so im not sure its much better

We’re_Flying’n: as long as he doesnt wax poetic i dont care

There’s_NotAStar: wait jaune looks at him too???

kidone: love works in mysterious ways

We’re_Soar'n’: Has been for a few months

There’s_NotAStar: dove!! youve noticed??

We’re_Soar'n’: Hard not to

There’s_NotAStar: and youve never mentioned it??

We’re_Soar'n’: Don’t care enough to

There’s_NotAStar: >: (

confused_snowflake: Surely you all must be exaggerating

psychoqueen: not as much as youd hope

We’re_Flying’n: pray you never have to hear it

There’s_NotAStar: hes not.. thatbad

There’s_NotAStar: and its nice to hear him talk

confused_snowflake:?

There’s_NotAStar: there were a few years he didnt

There’s_NotAStar: he was completely mute when we met

psychoqueen: fuck, sometimes i forget about that

psychoqueen: like hes naturally more quiet then us. but he still talks even if its just to tell us not to do something stupid

There’s_NotAStar:yeah

There’s_NotAStar:@Official_TeamMom come baaaaaack were sorry

psychoqueen:yeah

There’s_NotAStar: or atleast some of us are

kidone:mooooooom

Official_TeamMom: It’s fine, guys.

Official_TeamMom: I’ll try to be less annoying.

There’s_NotAStar:car

kidone:mom

confused_snowflake:mom

confused_quarter:mom

psychoqueen:car

There’s_NotAStar: dont worry about it youre not annoying

psychoqueen: and even when you are it’s not like were much better

psychoqueen: we’re a family. we’re annoying together

Official_TeamMom: How can you guys be so reassuring and exhausting at the same time?

psychoqueen: our special talent

Official_TeamMom:Yeah.

Official_TeamMom: … thank you.

There’s_NotAStar: of course! <3

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom: I am so done today (edited)

We’re_Flying’n:boner

psychoqueen:boner

kidone:boner

confused_snowflake:Boner

We’re_Soar’n:Boner

There’s_NotAStar:boner

confused_quarter: What are you doing?

Official_TeamMom: Annoying me

kidone: making fun of moms typo

Official_TeamMom: Other people in this chat make typos too and you never mock them! Why is it always only me?

We’re_Flying’n: other people arent the mom

psychoqueen: it’s how we show are love

psychoqueen:*our

Official_TeamMom:Are

We’re_Soar’n:Nope

We’re_Soar’n: Not the same

There’s_NotAStar: not the same

There’s_NotAStar:jinx

We’re_Flying’n has renamed group chat to boner

Official_TeamMom: I hate you all

confused_snowflake: Yang’s done this to me before

confused_snowflake: She’s right, it isfun!

confused_quarter:Hm

confused_quarter:Boner

There’s_NotAStar: thats the spirit pens!

confused_quarter: (* ^ ω ^)

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boner

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

Official_TeamMom: Fine, that’s it, im the mom?

Official_TeamMom: Then the ones in my class, you’re in time out

kidone: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE

We’re_Flying’n: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

psychoqueen:?

psychoqueen: what happened?

confused_snowflake: One of us got Cardin in trouble during class

We’re_Flying’n: ‘one of us’. i saw you shoot a rubber band too miss ‘im so much more mature than you’

confused_snowflake:Iwasn’t the one who got our matriarch in trouble

We’re_Flying’n: youre still included in the time out

There’s_NotAStar: that was me

There’s_NotAStar: sorry about that

Official_TeamMom: Was it? Or are you just saying that so everyone else won’t get in trouble?

We’re_Flying’n: i did!!

Official_TeamMom: You didn’t hit the teacher

We’re_Flying’n: hoe do you know?!

Official_TeamMom: It doesn’t really matter, anyway. None of you should’ve been shooting rubber bands during class

Official_TeamMom: Which one of you idiots even started it?

confused_snowflake:Rude

Official_TeamMom: Actually nevermind, I’m pretty sure I know

Official_TeamMom:Sky.

We’re_Flying’n: why are you pointing fingers at me asshole?!

Official_TeamMom: Because it’s usually you

We’re_Flying’n: ey fuck you!

We’re_Flying’n: its true

We’re_Flying’n: but fuck you!

We’re_Flying’n: and it wasnt me this time

kidone: it was me

Official_TeamMom:Nora

kidone: wait no plaese dont say it

Official_TeamMom: Say what?

kidone: that your disappointed in me

Official_TeamMom: I won’t?

Official_TeamMom: Nora, there are very few things you could do that would disappoint me

kidone: there are?

Official_TeamMom:Yeah

Official_TeamMom: I might be disappointed if you stabbed someone

Official_TeamMom: Especially during class and more if you didn’t stab them properly

kidone:oh

kidone:okay

Official_TeamMom: You good, Nora?

kidone: yeah im good

kidone:genuinely

Official_TeamMom:Good

kidone:good

We’re_Flying’n: does this mean we get out of the timeout?

Official_TeamMom: Absolutely not

We’re_Flying’n:damn

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CHAOS FAMILY

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

There’s_NotAStar : okay who keeps stealing my cheetos?

There’s_NotAStar: because im usually willing to share but its jusy mean at this point :(

kidone: you had cheetos???

There’s_NotAStar:idid

There’s_NotAStar: a whole brand new bag too

We’re_Flying’n: someone please fess up

We’re_Flying’n: hes pouting and not even kissing is saving it now

confused_snowflake: That’s worrying

We’re_Soar’n: Not really, it’s more worrying when it doesn’t work on Sky

We’re_Flying’n: its still worrying!

We’re_Soar’n:True

There’s_NotAStar: a whole bag

There’s_NotAStar:just

There’s_NotAStar:gone

There’s_NotAStar:woosh

psychoqueen:fuck, i forgot to ask

Official_TeamMom: Smooth, Scarlatina

psychoqueen: dont ‘scarlatina’ me asshole, you were part of this

There’s_NotAStar:betrayed?

There’s_NotAStar: by my own siblings?

psychoqueen: im sorry russ, we’ll buy you more

psychoqueen:right, cardin?

Official_TeamMom:Yeah

Official_TeamMom: We’ll buy you a bag of those spicy ones you like along with the regular

There’s_NotAStar: thank you!!

—-

boner

We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others

kidone has renamed group chat to CLOWN BRIGADE

psychoqueen: not that i dont agree

psychoqueen: but why?

kidone : well i was trying to figure out what out team name would be

kidone:andobviously mom has to be the leader

kidone: because mom

confused_snowflake:Obviously

kidone: so iwrhought itd be easiest to put crdl fiest 

kidone: so crdlpwns

kidone: but autocorrect wanted to change it to clowns and i thought it was fitting!

confused_snowflake: I see

psychoqueen:fitting

constancezin:

Godric’s Hollow September 81

Baby Harry needs some glasses (because he got his mother’s eyes but his father’s eyesight), and he isn’t happy with the idea (even if he’ll look like his papa)! So the Marauders and Lily decide to surprise him by all wearing glasses! Harry loved it (and James, who isn’t a drama queen thank you very much, is so relieved to be his son’s hero again).

Peter was in the surprise, but he cancelled, saying he had an unexpected appointment with someone important. They all guess a date as they know it isn’t Order related, and all are so happy for him.