So I live in a co-op with eight other people, most of the rooms are singles and I’m one of the few that shares a double with another person for lower rent.
I hate my roommate so fucking much. Generally for normal asshole roommate etiquette like eating- INSIDE OUR ROOM WHILE WE HAVE A WHOLE ASS DINNING ROOM AND KITCHEN DOWNSTAIRS- at 3 fucking a.m. on a weekday aka classes in the fucking morning. During finals week. Admittedly I am a noncommunicative person and did not tell him to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out and that’s on me, I’ll do better next time.
But no this venting session is actually about how he has gone to ALL of the parties that he had reasonable access to the entirety of last semester. Pretty sure he’s been throwing himself into very close mouth to mouth encounters with near strangers. He caught a non-covid cough and passed it on to me. It was a horrible plague that put me out of commission for two weeks. He does not cover his mouth when he coughs either, so gross. At least I hacked my lungs into my blankets. Dude is a regular fucking idiot.
So anyways he tested positive for covid today. Yaaaaaayyyy I am not surprised. Great start to the new year! Let’s hear it for 2022!
Upside to this: I’m still home on winter vacation AND my university has made the wise choice of having the first three weeks be online. So I’m just going to stay where I am and not deal with any of that shit. Can’t fuck me over this time, dickhead!
Downsides to this: As I said, he doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs. Imagine a very proud goose honking to the sky, that’s him. I’m going to have to wash EVERYTHING on my side of the room when I get back as well as badger him to wash his own crap after a ten day quarantine. Also I’m going to miss a week of work (at university) cuz I won’t be in town.
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
photoqueen: do you guys want to see something?
We’re_Soar’n: Velvet no
photoqueen: velvet yes
photoqueen:so?
Official_TeamMom: I already don’t trust this.
photoqueen: how dare. this is the thanks i get for being your loving older sister?
Official_TeamMom: I definitely don’t trust this. Don’t say yes.
We’re_Flying’n: now im curious
There’s_NotAStar: me too
BLACKMAIL PICTURES ‘JUST INCASE’
Dove, photoqueen
Dove: Velvet Scarlatina don’t you dare
Dove: You know they’re not supposed to see these
Dove: This is a breach of contract
photoqueen: you know i never sign anything baby boy
CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Soar’n: You’re dead to me
photoqueen: such sweet words
photoqueen:[weissiconicclass.jpg]
winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?!
We’re_Soar’n: I’m disappointed in you
We’re_Flying’n:…
hereforthememeories: how do you even have that?
winterhatsunemiku:Howdare you have that, you’re not even in our class!
winterhatsunemiku: And what I do while we wait for Professor Peach is my own business
There’s_NotAStar: i don’t think we want to know how
Official_TeamMom: Definitely not.
photoqueen: i see all
photoqueen: i know all
photoqueen: you fuckers cant hide shit
We’re_Flying’n: oh fuck
We’re_Flying’n has changed ‘photoqueen’ to ‘psychoqueen’
psychoqueen: hahahahah
Official_TeamMom: You guys never listen to me.
hereforthememeories: we apologize for our transgressions mom
We’re_Flying’n: wait dove seemed to know about this too
We’re_Flying’n has changed We’re_Soar’n to Traitor
There’s_NotAStar: wait but the shared name T.T
We’re_Flying’n has changed Traitor to We’re_Soar’n
There’s_NotAStar: : D
We’re_Flying’n: youre lucky i love that movie
There’s_NotAStar: only the movie? :(
We’re_Flying’n:yes
There’s_NotAStar::(
There’s_NotAStar: but i didnt do anything
Official_TeamMom: I hate you all.
electricslide:Really?
Official_TeamMom: Amended: I hate all of you except Pens.
electricslide:｡^‿^｡
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
winterhatsunemiku : i can’t stand him
winterhatsunemiku : he’s like a music man
winterhatsunemiku : and i hate it and that’s coming from me
winterhatsunemiku : miss ‘won a singing award at eleven and hosted multiple concerts before escaping to beacon’
We’re_Flying’n: hes a what? (hes a what?)
Official_TeamMom: He’s a music man and he sells clarinets to the kids in the town with the big trombones
We’re_Flying’n: and the ratta tat drums
Official_TeamMom: And the big brass bass
hereforthememeories: WHAT just happened?
psychoqueen: cardin musical theatre real?
There’s_NotAStar: definitely not, car couldnt sing to save his life
Official_TeamMom: Which is why I do it.
There’s_NotAStar:no!!
psychoqueen:no!!
hereforthememeories: sooooo what happened?
winterhatsunemiku : jaune serenaded me to try to get me to go to the dance with him in the middle of the damn hallway! people saw!!
hereforthememeories:Oof
psychoqueen:f
We’re_Soar’n: If you finally ask out Pyrrha I bet he’d stop
hereforthememeories: we all know thats not gonna happen
winterhatsunemiku: Nora we both know you haven’t asked your crush to the dance yet either
hereforthememeories: rude but true
hereforthememeories: but if i did it will you do it?
winterhatsunemiku: You know what, sure. If you manage to do it, I’ll do it
hereforthememeories: @electricslide go to the dance with me? (edited)
electricslide:Me?
hereforthememeories: yeah. if that’s okay
electricslide: I’d love to, Nora!
hereforthememeories:yeeeeeeeeeees
hereforthememeories: well have the best time ill make sure of it penny!
electricslide: I know you will! I’m excited! o(^▽^)o
hereforthememeories: me too!!!
hereforthememeories: and now its your turn weiss
winterhatsunemiku: Fine. A deal is a deal
winterhatsunemiku: I am happy for you, Nora
hereforthememeories: i know
hereforthememeories: and im always here if you need strength!
electricslide: Me as well! ୧(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)૭✧
winterhatsunemiku:…
winterhatsunemiku: Thank you, Nora, Penny
winterhatsunemiku:Genuinely
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
hereforthememeories: f in the chat for sky’s butterfingers
There’s_NotAStar:f
hereforthememeories:f
We’re_Soar'n’ : F
electricslide: Oh no, what did he do?
We’re_Flying’n: i didnt do anything!
hereforthememeories: cut his thumb on a knife
hereforthememeories: hes bleeding all over the counter now
Official_TeamMom:What?!
winterhatsunemiku: The summons
We’re_Flying’n: nora sprained her hand last week and never said anything about it and didnt go to the nurse!!
Official_TeamMom: Nora did WHAT?!?
hereforthememeories:BETRAYAL????
psychoqueen: sky prepare yourself he comin
hereforthememeories: oh lordy he comin
winterhatsunemiku: Aren’t you in the kitchens too?
hereforthememeories: ive moved to the corner
There’s_NotAStar: smart but also very very dumb
hereforthememeories:?
We’re_Soar'n’: You are much quicker to forget betrayal than I am
hereforthememeories: OH SHIT
hereforthememeories is offline
There’s_NotAStar: its been pretty quiet for a while now
psychoqueen: no it hasnt
psychoqueen: i can hear the scolding from here
electricslide: Are they okay?
winterhatsunemiku: Probably not
We’re_Flying’n: IVE ESCAPED
There’s_NotAStar: what happened??
electricslide: Is Nora okay?
We’re_Flying’n: wow yes thanks im fine
winterhatsunemiku: Don’t be rude
We’re_Flying’n: youre being rude by letting your lesbianism blind you to the true worry: me
winterhatsunemiku: EXCUSE ME?
We’re_Flying’n: also i dont think so
electricslide: ＼(º □ º l|l)/
We’re_Flying’n: he brought ren with him
psychoqueen:[youreindanger.jpeg]
We’re_Flying’n: why do you have such a specific one?
psychoqueen:cardin
There’s_NotAStar:cardin
winterhatsunemiku: You realize you’re just delaying your own scolding by running?
We’re_Flying’n: oh i made sure to smile and nod until he was done and turned on nora with ren
winterhatsunemiku: Of course
hereforthememeories: SKY YOU FUCK
hereforthememeories: YOU LEFT ME
hereforthememeories: COME BACK AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT
We’re_Flying’n: i did!
We’re_Flying’n: having to listen to him scold me for something dumb is punishment enough
psychoqueen:oooooo
We’re_Flying’n: which reminds me. i have to do something for our mom
We’re_Flying’n is offline
winterhatsunemiku:Hm
Official_TeamMom has added Ren to group chat
Official_TeamMom has named group chat to PARENTS
Ren: why’ve you created a group chat for us?
Official_TeamMom: What? I didn’t do anything.
Official_TeamMom:Wait.
CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom:SKY!
We’re_Soar’n: What did you do?
hereforthememeories:sky
There’s_NotAStar:sky
psychoqueen:sky
electricslide:Sky.
hereforthememeories: @winterhatunemiku j o i n
winterhatsunemiku: What are we doing?
hereforthememeories: shaming sky
hereforthememeories: or summoning him back
winterhatsunemiku: … Alright
winterhatsunemiku:Sky
We’re_Flying’n: ive never done anything wrong ever in my life
Official_TeamMom:Bullshit
There’s_NotAScar: oh shit, hes cursed!
psychoqueen: hahaha were terrible influences
winterhatsunemiku: Yes you are
psychoqueen: you curse more than he does
winterhatsunemiku: Yes and I never did before I was put in a group with you rapscallions
winterhatsunemiku: Hence you are a terrible influence
hereforthememeories:rapscallions?
electricslide: It’s an archaic word that means mischievous!
hereforthememeories: thanks pens!
hereforthememeories: also thanks weiss!
winterhatsunemiku: It was not a compliment!
Official_TeamMom: She’s calling you villains and I’m inclined to agree
We’re_Flying’n: old woman weiss strikes again
We’re_Soar’n’: I’ll take it as one
PARENTS
Official_TeamMom, Ren
Official_TeamMom has renamed group chat to ONLY SENSIBLE ONES
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
winterhatsunemiku: You guys are terrible influences
There’s_NotAStar: whatd we do?
winterhatsunemiku: I cursed in front of team RWBY
winterhatsunemiku: I think Yang almost had a heart attack
We’re_Flying’n: doesnt yang curse?
winterhatsunemiku: Yes but apparently since I haven’t done it before and am an heiress it’s not expected of me
winterhatsunemiku: Which is fair, I’d never expected myself to use such uncouth language as well
winterhatsunemiku: Then I had to get tricked into being friends with youassholes
hereforthememeories: you love us
winterhatsunemiku: Unfortunately it would appear so
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Flying’n: so weiss tongue is purple
hereforthememeories: why is her tongue purple?
winterhatsunemiku: Well Pyrrha and I had slushies
winterhatsunemiku: I had a red one
winterhatsunemiku: And Pyrrha had a blue one
hereforthememeories:…
hereforthememeories:OH
electricslide: You drank each other’s slushies?
hereforthememeories: oh honey no
electricslide:No?
electricslide: How else would Weiss’ tongue become purple if they didn’t share?
We’re_Flying’n: oh they shared alright
hereforthememeories has changed electricslide to confused_quarter
We’re_Flying’n: win wink nudge nudge
winterhatsunemiku: Sky I’m not sure I appreciate those… Whatever they are
winterhatsunemiku: Implications, I suppose
We’re_Flying’n: oh you made all the implications yourself
We’re_Flying’n: im just drawing light to them
confused_quarter: I don’t understand
hereforthememeories: pyrrha and weiss drank slushies then made out
confused_quarter:Huh
confused_quarter: Oh! I see
confused_quarter: Congratulations, Weiss!
winterhatsunemiku: Thank you Penny
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, hereforthememeories, and 4 others
We’re_Flying’n:@Official_TeamMomslut
Official_TeamMom:W
Official_TeamMom: What did you just call me?
We’re_Flying’n: oh im sorry you must notve heard me
We’re_Flying’n: S L U T
winterhatsunemiku: Don’t call your team leader that
psychoqueen: yeah dont call your mom that
Official_TeamMom: Thank you!
Official_TeamMom:Velvet.
psychoqueen:cardin
Official_TeamMom: How many times do I have to say: I’m not their mom!
psychoqueen: bold words for someone with that username
Official_TeamMom: Anytime I try to change it it ‘mysteriously’ turns back!
We’re_Flying’n: haha bet
confused_quarter: You’re not?
Official_TeamMom:Uh
We’re_Flying’n: uh oh
Official_TeamMom: Copper and Valkyrie get a pass
hereforthememeories: haha im a chosen!
hereforthememeories changed name to kidone
confused_quarter:｡^‿^｡
psychoqueen: i feel like a kid is missing
winterhatsunemiku: I give my permission
Official_TeamMom: And Schnee.
winterhatsunemiku: So why’d you call him that?
We’re_Soar’n: We passed Jaune in the hallway
winterhatsunemiku:And?
We’re_Soar’n:…
There’s_NotAStar: how long have you been a part of this group?
winterhatsunemiku: A little less time than Nora but I don’t know what that has to do with my question
Official_TeamMom: Nothing and there’s no question.
kidone: ABD YOU HAVENT BOTICED???
winterhatsunemiku: Nora that looks atrocious
winterhatsunemiku: And apparently not
kidone: geez i thought penny was bad with pyrrha and you
Official_TeamMom: You and Pyrrha
winterhatsunemiku: What’s that supposed to mean?!
kidone has changed winterhatsunemiku to confused_snowflake
confused_snowflake: Excuse me??
We’re_Soar'n’: You’re excused, heiress
psychoqueen: cardins liked jaune since he saved his ass in forever fall
There’s_NotAStar: sorry but thats wrong
There’s_NotAStar: cardins liked jaune since teams were made
Official_TeamMom: You’re all dead to me
psychoqueen:all?
Official_TeamMom: Correction: You’re all dead to me except Valkyrie and Copper
We’re_Flying’n:whipped
There’s_NotAStar: blatant favouritism
confused_snowflake: You have a crush on that imbecile?
psychoqueen:yup
confused_snowflake:Why?
Official_TeamMom: I don’t know! Just drop it!
psychoqueen: ‘don’t know?m
psychoqueen: he’s so bright he outshines the stars on the darkest night
There’s_NotAStar: his eyes are like the ocean on a cloudless sunny day
We’re_Soar'n’: They change shades, too, with his emotions. Did you see the other day, while training? The blue darkened like a thunderstorm and lightning zinged through them whenever he did something right
We’re_Flying’n: outside, when the sun hits it, his hair shines like a halo formed around him
There’s_NotAStar: and have you heard him sing? its like the god apollo blessed his very voice
confused_snowflake:…
confused_snowflake: What was I just forced to read?
Official_TeamMom:Nothing!!
psychoqueen: a portion of what weve been forced to listen to for the past year
kidone: this is great
kidone: im saving all of this
kidone: it is screenshotted now
Official_TeamMom: I change my mind I hate all of you
Official_TeamMom: Except Copper
Official_TeamMom is offline
psychoqueen: running from it doesn’t change it
There’s_NotAStar: nora how did you know if youve never heard any of that?
We’re_Flying’n: and how did you escape hearing it? asking for a friend. the friend is me
kidone: oh ive just seen the way he moons at jaune when jaunes not looking
kidone: its probably cause jaunes my team leader
We’re_Flying’n: is jaune taking in any new team members?
kidone: i dont think thats allowed
kidone: plus jaune looks at him like that too so im not sure its much better
We’re_Flying’n: as long as he doesnt wax poetic i dont care
There’s_NotAStar: wait jaune looks at him too???
kidone: love works in mysterious ways
We’re_Soar'n’: Has been for a few months
There’s_NotAStar: dove!! youve noticed??
We’re_Soar'n’: Hard not to
There’s_NotAStar: and youve never mentioned it??
We’re_Soar'n’: Don’t care enough to
There’s_NotAStar: >: (
confused_snowflake: Surely you all must be exaggerating
psychoqueen: not as much as youd hope
We’re_Flying’n: pray you never have to hear it
There’s_NotAStar: hes not.. thatbad
There’s_NotAStar: and its nice to hear him talk
confused_snowflake:?
There’s_NotAStar: there were a few years he didnt
There’s_NotAStar: he was completely mute when we met
psychoqueen: fuck, sometimes i forget about that
psychoqueen: like hes naturally more quiet then us. but he still talks even if its just to tell us not to do something stupid
There’s_NotAStar:yeah
There’s_NotAStar:@Official_TeamMom come baaaaaack were sorry
psychoqueen:yeah
There’s_NotAStar: or atleast some of us are
kidone:mooooooom
Official_TeamMom: It’s fine, guys.
Official_TeamMom: I’ll try to be less annoying.
There’s_NotAStar:car
kidone:mom
confused_snowflake:mom
confused_quarter:mom
psychoqueen:car
There’s_NotAStar: dont worry about it youre not annoying
psychoqueen: and even when you are it’s not like were much better
psychoqueen: we’re a family. we’re annoying together
Official_TeamMom: How can you guys be so reassuring and exhausting at the same time?
psychoqueen: our special talent
Official_TeamMom:Yeah.
Official_TeamMom: … thank you.
There’s_NotAStar: of course! <3
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom: I am so done today (edited)
We’re_Flying’n:boner
psychoqueen:boner
kidone:boner
confused_snowflake:Boner
We’re_Soar’n:Boner
There’s_NotAStar:boner
confused_quarter: What are you doing?
Official_TeamMom: Annoying me
kidone: making fun of moms typo
Official_TeamMom: Other people in this chat make typos too and you never mock them! Why is it always only me?
We’re_Flying’n: other people arent the mom
psychoqueen: it’s how we show are love
psychoqueen:*our
Official_TeamMom:Are
We’re_Soar’n:Nope
We’re_Soar’n: Not the same
There’s_NotAStar: not the same
There’s_NotAStar:jinx
We’re_Flying’n has renamed group chat to boner
Official_TeamMom: I hate you all
confused_snowflake: Yang’s done this to me before
confused_snowflake: She’s right, it isfun!
confused_quarter:Hm
confused_quarter:Boner
There’s_NotAStar: thats the spirit pens!
confused_quarter: (* ^ ω ^)
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boner
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
Official_TeamMom: Fine, that’s it, im the mom?
Official_TeamMom: Then the ones in my class, you’re in time out
kidone: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE
We’re_Flying’n: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
psychoqueen:?
psychoqueen: what happened?
confused_snowflake: One of us got Cardin in trouble during class
We’re_Flying’n: ‘one of us’. i saw you shoot a rubber band too miss ‘im so much more mature than you’
confused_snowflake:Iwasn’t the one who got our matriarch in trouble
We’re_Flying’n: youre still included in the time out
There’s_NotAStar: that was me
There’s_NotAStar: sorry about that
Official_TeamMom: Was it? Or are you just saying that so everyone else won’t get in trouble?
We’re_Flying’n: i did!!
Official_TeamMom: You didn’t hit the teacher
We’re_Flying’n: hoe do you know?!
Official_TeamMom: It doesn’t really matter, anyway. None of you should’ve been shooting rubber bands during class
Official_TeamMom: Which one of you idiots even started it?
confused_snowflake:Rude
Official_TeamMom: Actually nevermind, I’m pretty sure I know
Official_TeamMom:Sky.
We’re_Flying’n: why are you pointing fingers at me asshole?!
Official_TeamMom: Because it’s usually you
We’re_Flying’n: ey fuck you!
We’re_Flying’n: its true
We’re_Flying’n: but fuck you!
We’re_Flying’n: and it wasnt me this time
kidone: it was me
Official_TeamMom:Nora
kidone: wait no plaese dont say it
Official_TeamMom: Say what?
kidone: that your disappointed in me
Official_TeamMom: I won’t?
Official_TeamMom: Nora, there are very few things you could do that would disappoint me
kidone: there are?
Official_TeamMom:Yeah
Official_TeamMom: I might be disappointed if you stabbed someone
Official_TeamMom: Especially during class and more if you didn’t stab them properly
kidone:oh
kidone:okay
Official_TeamMom: You good, Nora?
kidone: yeah im good
kidone:genuinely
Official_TeamMom:Good
kidone:good
We’re_Flying’n: does this mean we get out of the timeout?
Official_TeamMom: Absolutely not
We’re_Flying’n:damn
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CHAOS FAMILY
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
There’s_NotAStar : okay who keeps stealing my cheetos?
There’s_NotAStar: because im usually willing to share but its jusy mean at this point :(
kidone: you had cheetos???
There’s_NotAStar:idid
There’s_NotAStar: a whole brand new bag too
We’re_Flying’n: someone please fess up
We’re_Flying’n: hes pouting and not even kissing is saving it now
confused_snowflake: That’s worrying
We’re_Soar’n: Not really, it’s more worrying when it doesn’t work on Sky
We’re_Flying’n: its still worrying!
We’re_Soar’n:True
There’s_NotAStar: a whole bag
There’s_NotAStar:just
There’s_NotAStar:gone
There’s_NotAStar:woosh
psychoqueen:fuck, i forgot to ask
Official_TeamMom: Smooth, Scarlatina
psychoqueen: dont ‘scarlatina’ me asshole, you were part of this
There’s_NotAStar:betrayed?
There’s_NotAStar: by my own siblings?
psychoqueen: im sorry russ, we’ll buy you more
psychoqueen:right, cardin?
Official_TeamMom:Yeah
Official_TeamMom: We’ll buy you a bag of those spicy ones you like along with the regular
There’s_NotAStar: thank you!!
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boner
We’re_Flying’n, We’re_Soar’n, There’s_NotAStar, kidone, and 4 others
kidone has renamed group chat to CLOWN BRIGADE
psychoqueen: not that i dont agree
psychoqueen: but why?
kidone : well i was trying to figure out what out team name would be
kidone:andobviously mom has to be the leader
kidone: because mom
confused_snowflake:Obviously
kidone: so iwrhought itd be easiest to put crdl fiest
kidone: so crdlpwns
kidone: but autocorrect wanted to change it to clowns and i thought it was fitting!
can we maybe stop trying to analyze the behaviors white women without paying any regard to how many of them have their entire personal lives and financial stability depending on the whims of white men
everyone: take responsibility for white women heavily contributing and perpetuating racism
