#god please

LIVE

electricxmayhem:

read my romantic oakson fic where Henry oak takes a fucking bath

Saebyeok from squid game is so hot I’m so gay oml fuck I’m in love with her saebyeok please marry me I can clean

Oh to wear another girls sweater and we walk outside in autumn with our fingers intertwined and smiles on our faces :(

ask-trashs-dumbass-ocs:

If you’ve found this blog, hi! This is a blog that I, @trashmommatumble made just to spam the FUCK out of info on my OC’s….. 

So, with that being said,,, I need to Introduce My OC’s,,,

or well list them out.

Big post? Ye. Under the Cut gonna happen? Also Yes.


Keep reading

literally please Im Begging Yall ask characters Anything-

spirit-of-science:

canadiangold:

canadiangold:

I don’t WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

i will pay extra for it to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone to death

I don’t want my laptop to be thin, I want my laptop to survive the 3-ft fall from my bed to the ground

metamorphesque:

  — The Moon and the Yew Tree, Sylvia Plath

[text ID: How I would like to believe in tenderness]

mercurymusing:

trekwiz:

I really hope this impacts the devices we’ll have access to in the US.

Every argument for embedded batteries is a facade for charging customers more for the most common phone repair. All other reasoning is dishonest.

Fuck yes please.

Even aside from the repairability, do you know how hard it is to make sure a device without a removable battery is actually off? And not just dark with all the sensors active?

motelmoans:

Do you wanna be daddy’s princess? Come sit on my lap, babygirl, feel my bulge against ur chubby thighs and cute little butt whilst I slip my hand into your panties, ghost my fingers across your slick cunt before plunging two into you, other hand coming up around your throat to tip your head, kiss and suck at your neck, get your squirming as I slowly finger you. You’ll be begging to take your place on my cock, a princess on her throne, and bred deep, full of my cum. But I’m not done with you til every hole has been thoroughly abused ;)

astralynx:

astralynx:

astralynx:

JOKER 2 IS GOING TO BE A MUSICAL

This going to be the best movie ever made

People doubting if this is real i literally fucking wish I could make something like this up.

ltoxton:

i just think that women should be allowed to be jacked and also grimy and covered in blood and also incredibly violent and i think this bc its extremely sexy to me im tired of m*n cornering the market on brutal assassins and mercenaries and women being sidelined to the shitty femme fatale trope let women beat somebody’s face in with the butt of a gun and then make a smart ass comment about it with blood all over their face

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