#good mom talia al ghul
Jason: Alright kid. I’m calling in a favor you owe me.
Damian: Fine. What do you need?
The rest of the Batfam:
Tim: That’s IT?
Jason:What?
Tim: Not even a single protest?
Damian: There is no need to make a big deal of this.
Tim: Last week when I asked for help you laughed for fifteen minutes straight!
Damian, shrugging: I owe Jason some favors.
Dick, suspiciously: How many favors are we talking about here?
Jason, grinning slightly ferally:Enough.
Steph, impressed:How?
Damian, scowling: None of your concern, Stephanie.
Duke: What’s the big deal? I thought everyone owed everyone else favors at this point.
Bruce: *sighs and puts some batheadphones on*
Steph: Not Damian.
Tim: Damian owes no one anything, ever.
Damian: Just because I don’t make a habit of incompetence…
Dick: Jason, seriously, how come Dami owes you a bunch of favors?
One week ago
Damian: Did you get it?
Jason, pulling a small kitten from his jacket: Here you go.
Three weeks ago
Talia, on the phone:Boys.
Damian:Mother.
Jason: Hey mom, guess what? I broke into the CIA again.
Talia:
Talia: I know what you’re doing, Jason.
Jason: Oh, and if Luthor calls you it’s totally not my fault that his laser prototype thing went missing.
Talia:
Jason: I mean, I suppose it sort of is, since I’m the one who stole it and all, but-
Talia:Enough.
Talia: Damian, I apologize for being upset over the giraffes. Please continue doing your best to convince your brother to stay out of trouble, darling.
Damian: Of course, Mother.
Two months ago
Damian: I need you to hide these.
Jason: Look, we both know I have skills, but how am I supposed to hide a whole ass elephant?
Damian:Please?
Jason: You know, your puppy dog eyes were a lot more effective when you were six.
Damian:
Jason:Fine.
Five months ago
Jason: I hope you have a good explanation for this, brat.
Damian: I don’t see what the big deal is. I just asked you to pick me up.
Jason: In a JET. From FINLAND!
