#great british bake off
what if i fought paul hollywood jake paul style
i don’t normally post “non fandom” posts but i really need to talk abt the gbbo for a hot sec and all i want to say is this:
i really really really really do not like paul hollywood. not one bit. i find him to be an insufferable lad, if you will.
on another note i also wanted to say i absolutely adore noel fielding
also pls don’t post spoilers for this season i haven’t watched it yet
Oh look, yet another week where the bakers aren’t given enough time to actually complete their bakes.
What a surprise. I am so shocked. This is so unexpected.
“Should I really trust Paul?”
No. No you should not.
But always trust Jürgen.
“He’ll tease you forever.”
Probably not Prue. Maggie’s bags have already packed themselves.
Paul complaining that all the bakes need more time as if he didnt set the flipping time limit
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face. Paul Hollywood has never and will never make half the crap these bakers are forced to do
A sensitive, tender, emotional biscuit is the new in thing. Coming to supermarkets near you
Jürgen is a mad lad. Pretty bold move using that much cinnamon
They’ve gone too hard too soon with the showstoppers. What happened to a gradual build up???
First of all everyone has heard of malt loaf.
Second of all where it the squish Prue? That loaf looked a bit dry.
Third of all what is with the orange crap on the top?
Chocolate and flowers will cover a multitude of sins
Got cracks in your cake? Cover it in chocolate
Feeling sad? Eat chocolate
Paul being a dickhead? Buy yourself some flowers and have some chocolate
The level of chaotic energy radiating from Lizzie and Noel is giving me life in ways I never thought possible
“Are you worried about the judges at all?”
“No”
He’s already my favourite!
The only one to kiss the spatula!
Paul is a handshake hoe.
This cat is comfortable with Giuseppe’s performance this week on Bake Off.
Nina and matthias is fooling nobody in the tent with their antics
