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A shitpost I made ft @satans-cake​’s design for Alexandra Feodorovna because of course
This is kinda’ a joke between me and one of my friends so-

Youre at church with your girl and this man comes smelling like goat, slaps her ass and claims he can heal ur son, what do you do?

Anastasia (1997)

Inhales.

So, no one is going to say it? Or point it out?

Alrighty- Now, I’m not sure where are the Rhys Ifans fans out there, but I hope I can find some. So, I can relate with someone.

During my marathon of this lovely yet underrated actor, I realize before he played Curt Connors/ The Lizard, he had one of a twisted movies and some I had to like. Such as Little Nicky. But, while watching more of his projects, I came across Hannibal Rising. Spoilers ahead if you haven’t seen the movie: Rhys Ifans’ character Vladis Grutas, began kissing this girl’s forehead (her name must be Lady Murasaki) and he stroke his tongue against her forehead. (Coughs, not me getting a sudden shiver-) And I was either turned on, or disgusted. Who knows, maybe both.

Nevertheless, it wasn’t just that, it also had to do with the new movie The King’s Man. Another spoiler, but this time, it’s a picture–

And also this-

No matter what, he’s going to stretch that tongue out. Him and his tongue are best of friends for these films. And I’m actually waiting for more Rhys content, with his tongue.

In my opinion, his Lizard was spot-on! Looking forward for more films, he needs more love! ❤