#half joking

lastvalyrian:

Referring to a canon character as “my oc” because I put more work into them than the author

Gatekeep garrett and andrew from shane dawson stans

i started writing male readers because I became a male reader

happy 4/20 can someone get me some real weed and not this d8 shit i’ve been smoking

I feel like watching a shitpost get a ton of notes is like watching a neglected child be successful. Like: “Oh honey!~ I put like zero effort into you, but you’re doing so much better than I expected!”

WELP.

*spends my entire entertainment budget on highly-rec’ced comic books*

GUESS THAT’S IT. I’M IN TOO DEEP.

I’M A COMICS FAN NOW.

i-eat-nail-polish:

Do people post pictures of themselves here?

Nope, it’s a crime.

“haha yeah i like *thing* but just ironically” you are the biggest pussy in all the land. you are a sniveling coward in the face of the most minute of threats to your ego. i like everything that i enjoy unironically, even when it objectively sucks, and i haven’t been afraid of death for years now