#shower thinking
When you picture yourself in your head, do you actually visualize . Because I don’t. Like sometimes I just know that I’m there and other times it’s just like my back or side profile. I never picture my face. To be honest, I don’t think I can visualize my face. Now if that’s just an insecure thing or an everybody thing, I don’t know.
Biology is like human hardware, while psychology is like human software
The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.
People gets impressed by how actors lose so much weight for a role forgetting that this hard work is motivated by millions of dollars reward at the end.
We all know how to count to 1 billion, but none us have actually done it
A wet floor sign tells your brain to turn on traction control…
Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn’t a lot of money.
In
the 90s, we were taught to use plastic instead of paper to save the rain forest from deforestation. Now we’re taught to use paper instead of
plastic to save the ocean from pollution.
Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
I feel like watching a shitpost get a ton of notes is like watching a neglected child be successful. Like: “Oh honey!~ I put like zero effort into you, but you’re doing so much better than I expected!”
I haven’t watched Scooby Doo in years but did anyone ever actually callthe gang? Did they just have the absolute worst luck ever while trying to live the peaceful traveling life as some smoked up hippies? Are they all just high as fuck and hallucinating all this shit while hot boxing in a broken down blue bus they found in the woods? Why don’t they age? Are they gods?? Also this show consistently ends on the ‘plot twist’ of some mythical magical entity ending up being a normal human person, and yet, THE DOG CAN TALK??? IS HE SECRETLY JUST A FURRY??? Like people are like “oh my gosh we hear howling on every full moon! A werewolf!!!” And scooby’s just, what? Smoking a blunt in a beach chair with some shades on and he takes a loooong confident puff and smirks and says, “Rut Row Raggy…”
