lastvalyrian:

Referring to a canon character as “my oc” because I put more work into them than the author

I’m a huge fans of characters with magnetic powers, so now I have to be a genos fan.

Person: So do you have any hobbies?

Me, when I’ve done nothing but listen to musicals and act them out in my bedroom: Umm…

we poppin the biggest bottles when aladarius canon tonight

Tbh I’m just shy to talk about my problems

Can’t believe Steve is homophobic

This is the real Louie

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that made my pussy throb.

To save time on pre-heating just leave your oven on all the time!

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The idea of Brendon Urie hosting next years APMAs is wonderful and all, but he’d be so smashed by the first award that the nearly 4 hour awards might be a little tough

I caught up with tma on ep 175 so I wasn’t around when web!Martin theory starting gaining traction but whenever I see anything about it literally all I can think of is that bit from ep 117

Oh, oh, Christ, I hope Jon doesn’t actually listen to these. “Good lord, is Martin becoming some sort of spider person?” No, Jon, it’s an expression, chill out!

and I laugh everytime

hornymurdocs is cancelled i’m converting this blog into a trans activism blog where i’m going to be recommending essays and books on gender and sexuality.

everyone’s first required reading assignment is to read all of Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinburg which is a groundbreaking novel that’s also available for free on hir website here 

Midnight Thoughts #1

I’ve always been an enthusiast when it comes to humor ever since my father had planted an embryo inside my mother’s womb. I’m not really sure whether it has something to do with my father’s humorous genetics or if I just happen to be born like Joker. Of course, minus the insane amount of flour and lipstick on my face.
My mother wasn’t really pleased with my absurdity because 1.) She wanted me to act womanly and that 2.) She doesn’t really want a killer clown daughter who takes cocaine every single night on school days. Btw, my mother is a Christian so I pretty much get her but I lowkey question if I was really her daughter or if my father just happened to duplicate himself (inside my mother) as his very own female version.

Nameless King and The Stormdrake

Vyke and Lansseax

Fortissax and Godwyn

FromSoft loves their dragonfuckers.