#shower thoughts
@taylorswift just wondering.. In New Years Day why would he be “crawling home” after striking out? When someone strikes out in baseball, they are currently on home plate and not advancing through any more bases lol
When you bathe in your personal stock of Vichy water
Groot is Rocket Raccoon’s pokemon.
No really. Think about it.
He’s stupidly hard to kill. He’s disproportionately strong. He is ridiculously loyal to Rocket. He can only say his own name. Rocket, like Ash with Pikachu, can understand him just fine even though he can only say his own name.
When you die people are going to look through your phone whether you like it or not
Know what gives you pleasure. Don’t be shy of it, don’t be scared to guide your partner, show them the way to the ultimate goal❤️
It can be hard sometimes, but it will be worth it
Show them where to touch, lick, stare and suck. Show them your most vulnerable, yet powerful spots, show them you weaknesses and strength, show them how to love you.
And love them back. Respect them, listen to them and give back the pleasure you just got.
Remember: you are at your most powerful, when you’re together. Those feelings are what makes you so strong. Hold on to that.
Your body and your souls are the two things in your life you really own. Appreciate them, you are not getting anything else❤️
If Darby Allin went to the Land of the Dead when he died… would he paint half his face like a living person? Or because “half of him died” in the car accident he was in when he was younger, would he just go full skull face?
Just heard a song someone made about among us and I came to the realization that among us is the new five nights at Freddy’s.
Like who is looking at this horde of grey leggy things and saying, “Let’s make them expensive.”
All the wiggly things and all the fishes in the sea, not so expensive, but we are looking at these leggy things and going, “Is class!”
And someone is going, “No, we take the leggy things and when we take them apart and cook them, we have a pink question mark, is very expensive question mark.
and we will serve them with spicy tomato pulp and rich peoples they will be asking questions with their plates, tiny toothpick questions.”
who is doing this to the shrimps? who is making them classy?
why don’t we talk about the fact that cats, from infancy, possess the ability to create their own unique language to communicate with another species? Like, each individual cat listens to the people in its life and comes up with its own set of sounds to convey their feelings and wants and does it well enough that their humans are often able to learn the language and identify what the cat is ‘saying’.And cats don’t even use this language with each other, it’s made specifically to talk to humans.
I think that’s really cool.
Sleeping in the closet with your monster is a power move.
All very excellent and valid takes
imagine if Anya Taylor-Joy and Aaron Taylor-Johnson started dating