#helnik

nina: new year, same me. because i’m perfect.

matthias: i’m going to take you out

nina: great, it’s a date!

matthias: no, i meant that as a threat

nina: see you at five!

matthias: you saved me. i owe you my life.

nina: no thanks. i’ve seen it and i’m not very impressed.

nina: i made waffles

matthias: i don’t want waffles

nina: i did not make waffles for you. these are my waffles

matthias: then why are you telling me?

nina: it’s a conversation starter

matthias: that’s a lousy conversation starter

nina: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate

nina: that’s one of my biggest fears. like, if i ever woke up as a waffle…

matthias: you would eat yourself?

nina: i wouldn’t even question it.

currently sobbing over how matthias yearns for a domestic loving relationship with nina even though he knows it’s impossible

I’m currently reading Crooked Kingdom and Nina and Matthias have me in physical pain

if you draw Nina super slim, I will attack you with my bare hands