#hetalia headcanons
aph germany going on christmas markets with aph italy and aph japan being extremely nervous that they don’t like his traditions
i feel like aph germany owns a phone he never takes with him and aph greece has a phone constantly on line 7% battery
since abba released their new song i think aph iceland has thrown up at least once because he gets to hear nothing but these two songs on repeat for days
norway as wizard in a sparkly blue outfit with a cloak and a hat
dennor houshold would definitely own a dog and a cat while sufin household would own a dog or multiple
norway literally having to kick denmark out of the bed at morning because he can’t get his ass up for the sake of it
aph denmark is the kind of guy who makes you accidentally more scared of something you’ve already been scared of
i feel like lithunia would be like one of the, if not even the most, romantic country
he would buy flowers for his s/o every new week
even though he’s busy he would leave notes everywhere, if he gets up earlier a note on the bed, a note on the bathroom mirror, a note on the door, etc
leave little gifts
call his s/o while working, quite just to ask how they are doing
would write cheesy love poems with alphabet soup
heart shaped christmas cookies
also if he’d be married he would go on his knee once in a while just asking his s/o to marry him again because of how much he loves them
and so on, you name it!
matthew & alfreds first hangover was much like arthur constantly giving them lectures and quite a bit mad (not on a serious note tho) while francis made them breakfast, made sure they both had water with them and some medicine and then made sure arthur wouldn’t burst in every 20min
greece gets up at 10am, takes a nap at lunch til 3pm, then takes an evening nap from 5pm - 9pm and then at 11pm its time for bed
denmark: black out drunk
norway: it would be so easy to just leave him god knows where on the side of the road but fine, I won’t do it this time
germany adoption one dog after another to the point where it’s just dangerous for the people that might piss him off
alfred has a worm on a string he carries around
early, on time or late?
germany: on time
italy: late
japan: early
america: late
england: on time
russia: all, depends on what happens on the way
china: on time
france: early
denmark: late
norway: on time
finland: on time
sweden: early
iceland: on time/late
austria: on time
switzerland: on time
spain: late
romano: late
prussia: on time/late
whenever the nordics drink together, which is not often, denmark always makes everyone race against him in drinking and even tho norway isn’t competitive he tries to win everytime, and everytime he ends up dead, probably on the toilet or asleep while denmark is having the time of his life
Arthur: alfred you have to go to the doctor, look matt was there days ago already!
Alfred, grabbing on his bed like his life depending on it: I’m not going to hell!!
imagine northern and southern countries switch for a bit so the once that are used to cold are in the heat and the once that are used to heat are in the cold
nordics.exe stopped working
spain non stop drinking hot drinks
btt can sing along to every single one direction song
aph germany but he awkwardly holds a cat due to both his friends being cat lovers
sufin wedding but they dance to honey, honey by ABBA together
AND they also play some KISS songs and they’re both pleased about the music
