I don’t need a prince on a white horse, what I need is this gay clown on a carousel

Illumi, switching from the Gittarackur appearance to his original form:

Hisoka’s reaction Hisoka’s reaction on the outside: on the inside:

Remember during the previous phase of the exam when he said that Illumi’s transformation is always fun to watch?

Care is important

First kiss? Probably

Mmm it’s time for Hisoka VIP

Colored one of my previous Hisoka sketches

Hisoka’s dick

Guys this had been sitting in my drafts begging to be wrote, okay - I had to.

Warnings: if the title hasn’t told you already… cum inflation, descriptive mentions of dick, slight mention of breeding.

I’m doing everyone, I’m going to have dick headcanons for every male [of age] character I write for tysn.

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• Hisoka’s dick is the prettiest thing, measuring at 8-9 inches, uncut, and a girth wide enough you struggle to wrap your pretty little lips around it- he’s proud of it, the fact his dick is big enough for you to choke on.
• His dick is quite pale, making it easy to see all of the veins: there is one larger vein leading from the top-side of the base up, slowing wrapping around to the underside of his dick. The tip is a pretty bubblegum pink - spongy against your tongue, he loves when you place soft kisses on it.
• When erect, it curves a tiny bit to the left - perfect for when he’s fucking you, able to reach every spot and more. 
• As for grooming and hygiene, Hisoka is hairless everywhere and I mean everywhere. Not a speck of hair to be seen, but he doesn’t care if his partner has any. His dick taste like clean skin, nothing special about the smell either - he uses a scentless sensitive skin soap to wash. 
• Hisoka’s balls are average in looks, heavy and round and produce enough cum to flood your insides. If his goal is to breed you, it only takes one round to reach it - but don’t be fooled, Hisoka can last hours, cum enough to create a little bulge in your belly.