phantom troupe edition :

chrollo :
- regrets tattooing the cross on his forehead
- takes nobunagas perfume / deodorant without his consent
- he never told anyone how his earrings are even on his ears (is it nen? magic? who knows,,,)

feitan :
- the only thing he has ever bought were his bandanas
- he once got a sunburn, but because of his hair being on his forehead, it looked like a pigmentation problem
- he likes art a lot and stole his favourite artwork from a gallery

machi :
- her favourite band is red hot chilli peppers
- she refuses to patch other members clothes with her nen ability
- she cuts her own hair and styles it to her liking whenever she is bored

nobunaga :
- always steals enough deodorant / perfume because it always seems to go empty right after he stole it
- he has a very thought through hair care routine and secretly envys illumi for his healthy hair
- he likes holidays ( christmas, halloween, etc.) and always would like to celebrate them

phinks :
- he once taped fake eyebrows on his face for a disguise in a mission
- he knows how to cook ( and he does it really good )
- proudly wears his gucci clothes he stole years ago

franklin :
- likes reading a lot and is a very relaxed person for a phantom troupe member
- because of his size, he often broke things while holding them or accidentally sitting down on something
- has used 3 bottles of deodorant in his whole life (stinky,,,)

illumi :
- he likes wearing high ponytails, but theres alwayssome here falling out of the sides
- knows how to play 4 instruments and knows the waltz
- he has laughed genuinley only twice in his life

uvogin :
- is a super passionate friend and thinks of the spider as family and friends
- he loves hugging people, but whenver he tried to hug feitan it ended up with an argument…
- started off with a very bad alcohol tolerance, but grew into alcohol consumption

hisoka :
- he always gets sad and slouches, when his card tower falls before it was intended to fall
- listens to early 2000´s songs in his free time
- his favourite card is the 8 of diamonds, not the joker

shizuku :
- had read dozens of mangas, but re-read them often because of her memory
- she seems cold on the outside but is a very clumsy and bubbly girl on the inside
- she has a kinlist saved on her phone

pakunoda :
- cries while watching movies (such as titanic, harry potter, etc.)
- loves fashion and always comes back with nice, stolen clothes she saw
- had a cat called “snow“ once, even though the cat was grey

bonolenov :
- got called “ballerina” at some point by phinks
- goes on rants about how proud he is to be part of his clan at random times
- he doesnt actually like boxing

kalluto :
- is used to getting misgendered, but still hates it
- he wishes that his brothers would care as much about him as they would with killua
- kins nagisa from assaination classroom

kortopi :
- never told anyone his age
- has tried multiple times to eat or drinks with his nen ability ( it didnt work )
- he has tried to wear his hair differently, but felt too insecure to actually wear them

shalnark :
- has had multiple conversations about dragonball with shizuku
- only plays ego shooter games
- a lot of women have asked for his number on the street, but he never gave them his number ( he isnt interested , duh )


hope you liked those headcanons, if you want any other character headcanons, request them please!!

-ann !!

I’ll never finish these

iLLUMiMESSYL@YØUTS

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Care is important

What if Illumi’s love language is BITE?

First kiss? Probably

Hisoka design sketches

Illumi design sketches

Maybe later I’ll change some details to make him closer to the anime/manga design but that’s enough for today

Hisoillu wedding au

1. Hisoka was the one who proposed

He didn’t do it officially, just said while talking about some stuff “BTW what do you think if we… ”

Illu said “No”

So then Hisoka offered a contract…

This doesn’t mean Illu has no feelings for Hisoka. He just prefers to hide his private life (official wedding ceremony makes it public) BUT… contract is a good investment haha

2. Each of them wants the other to take his last name and this drives they both crazy thus they decided not to change their last names (although Hisoka still hopes)

3. Illu’s family showed no emotion but def none of them likes Hisoka

4. Hisoka made the whole world know about the wedding date. He did it while fighting on Heaven arena what caused his opponent to froze on the one place

5. Hisoka invited EVERYONE but none of them came (not a big surprise but Hisoka didn’t care: he was fine to know that now everyone KNOWS about him and Illu)

6. Gon really wanted to come but he wanted to come with Killua

- It’s your brother wedding, don’t ignore it

Ofc Killua didn’t want to know EVEN A SINGLE THING about his brother and the fact that Illu marries HISOKA… Killu def didn’t feel comfortable about it

7. Although none of those (who we know) came, don’t forget that they both r famous.

There was a huge money award to those who proves if Hisoka lied about his wedding or not.

Thus before the wedding ceremony lots of reporters tried to spy on them.

8. Ofc no one had even the smallest chance to take a single pic of Illumi and Hisoka being together as a couple. Although Hisoka had fun playing hide and seek with those poor journalists who tried to hunt Hisoillu down

9. The hype caused by this situation made their wedding the worldwide occasion. Thanks to Hisoka the place and time were known by every living creature (ofc despite Ging)

There were salesmen who sold the tickets and ppl were reselling them for higher and higher prices as the hype grew more viral

By the time the appointed day came, just imagine how many ppl came to the wedding place and how much money were spent for still not proved wedding.

Then the time came and… nothing happened…

They married each other and signed the contract weeks before the date that Hisoka announced publicly. And no one came to their wedding among them both, priest and Gon who came by the very end arguing with Killu who didn’t want to come inside.

Since then as there were no proves and no wedding ceremony, everyone in the world was assured Hisoka lied about his wedding with Illumi.

But we know the thuth.

❤

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Illumi Zoldyck

From some weeks ago

Don’t miss the show! ~

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⭐️ do with this what you will

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀# _ _★ILLUMI ZOLDYCK LAY꩜UTS

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•don’trepost.

I asked another friend, she‘s never seen HxH, but she knows the main 4.

Phantom Troupe Jobs IRL

Chrollo: Mayor

Pakunoda: Lawyer

Machi: High-end seamstress

Shalnark: IT Guy

Nobunaga: History Teacher

Phinks: Cop

Feitan: Cop with Phinks

Kalluto: Child actor

Illumi: Funeral Director

Bonolenov: Session musician

Uvogin: Wrestler

Shizuku: High-end maid/cleaner

Franklin: Bouncer

Kortopi: Call center agent

Hisoka: c L o W n

Illumi: Kil, you know you love me.

Killua: I’d sell you out for a bucket of KFC, don’t test me.

uhhhhh Hunter x Hunter hogwarts au ig

this started bc i saw @hilenkychiki ’s recent art of hisoka and illumi

(anyone who’s been on my page for more than three seconds knows this is gonna be mostly about hisoillu)

- hisoka’s the quidditch captain for slytherin

- illumi’s the slytherin prefect

- they regularly hide behind the quidditch stands and make out before/after matches

- illumi could definitely play on the quidditch team, he has the talent, but his family believes that quidditch is a waste of time

- without fail illumi’s at every single one of hisoka’s matches quietly cheering him on from the stands

- in their third year they took divination together where they had a very awkward experience involving soulmates and tea leaves

- they began dating in their fifth year

- if you think hisoka isn’t constantly dragging illumi on fred and george like endevours you’re sorely mistaken

- i have a very specific imagine of hisoka grabbing illumi’s hand and them running down the corridors in the dungeon with illumi’s hair and robes flowing behind him

- YULE BALL YULE BALL YULE BALL

- hisoka and illumi go together as “friends”

- hisoka does illumi’s hair for the occasion

- hisoka forces him onto the dance floor ofc

-they have study sessions in the common room (mostly illumi desperately trying to teach hisoka a weeks worth of material in two hours bc he never pays attention in class and he’ll get kicked off the quidditch team if he fails)

-this is a weekly occurrence

- HISOKA TYING ILLUMI’S HAIR BACK WITH GREEN RIBBONS WHILE HE STUDIES this has nothing to do with hp i just like this hc

- imagine them dueling omg

- i feel like it’d be really close every time but i think illumi would win most of the time because he has the technique down to a T while hisoka relies on talent and strength

- look at our studious boy go

- the zoldyck parents are definitely death eaters

- like silva is literally lucius malfoy

- THEY GO ON HOGSMEADE DATES OMG

-Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio are all in Gryffindor

- while hisoka and illumi are seventh years leorio’s a fifth year, kurapika’s a fourth year, and gon and killua are both first years

- milluki is also there in his sixth year in ravenclaw

- the troupe is also there and they’re scattered across all four houses and all seven years

- i’m just realizing that hisoka and illumi are power couple goals in this universe

- quidditch captain + prefect

- illumi’s really good at potions

- hisoka and illumi like to chill by the black lake together and do work/talk/eat snacks

-it’s their spot

maraudingforflesh:

I rewatched hunter x hunter recently so I’m back on my hisoillu bullshit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23908492

He never knew. (1,232 words); illumi adjusts to the frightening ordeal of being known

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25468990/chapters/61779202

A Visit From the Zoldycks (37,611 words); illumi runs away from home and eventually has to kill his parents

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25229428

I am gonna make it through this year (if it kills me) (1,523 words); illumi runs away to find momentary comfort with hisoka

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25037353

Sheared (2,729 words); killua stops by the manor to pick up some of his things and finds illumi looking worse for wear so he drops his brother off with hisoka

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25790821/chapters/62643172

that’s so us. (5,538 words); hisoka and illumi go on vacation to try and ease their trauma

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26163517

i want to be your what’s happening. (3,244 words); hisoka brushes illumi’s hair and proposes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26178193

No Longer a Danger (to himself or others) (3,614 words); growing up suffering starvation regularly can really fuck you up as an adult with other trauma on top of that

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25133170

I’m With You (2,382 words); illumi kills someone for insulting hisoka while they’re on a date

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25997866

Showcase (4,756 words); illumi makes room for hisoka in his life and his routines

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25759435/chapters/62557441

Dealer (34,117 words); illumi has been sent off on a months long mission and decides to take hisoka with him