He didn’t do it officially, just said while talking about some stuff “BTW what do you think if we… ”
Illu said “No”
So then Hisoka offered a contract…
This doesn’t mean Illu has no feelings for Hisoka. He just prefers to hide his private life (official wedding ceremony makes it public) BUT… contract is a good investment haha
2. Each of them wants the other to take his last name and this drives they both crazy thus they decided not to change their last names (although Hisoka still hopes)
3. Illu’s family showed no emotion but def none of them likes Hisoka
4. Hisoka made the whole world know about the wedding date. He did it while fighting on Heaven arena what caused his opponent to froze on the one place
5. Hisoka invited EVERYONE but none of them came (not a big surprise but Hisoka didn’t care: he was fine to know that now everyone KNOWS about him and Illu)
6. Gon really wanted to come but he wanted to come with Killua
- It’s your brother wedding, don’t ignore it
Ofc Killua didn’t want to know EVEN A SINGLE THING about his brother and the fact that Illu marries HISOKA… Killu def didn’t feel comfortable about it
7. Although none of those (who we know) came, don’t forget that they both r famous.
There was a huge money award to those who proves if Hisoka lied about his wedding or not.
Thus before the wedding ceremony lots of reporters tried to spy on them.
8. Ofc no one had even the smallest chance to take a single pic of Illumi and Hisoka being together as a couple. Although Hisoka had fun playing hide and seek with those poor journalists who tried to hunt Hisoillu down
9. The hype caused by this situation made their wedding the worldwide occasion. Thanks to Hisoka the place and time were known by every living creature (ofc despite Ging)
There were salesmen who sold the tickets and ppl were reselling them for higher and higher prices as the hype grew more viral
By the time the appointed day came, just imagine how many ppl came to the wedding place and how much money were spent for still not proved wedding.
Then the time came and… nothing happened…
They married each other and signed the contract weeks before the date that Hisoka announced publicly. And no one came to their wedding among them both, priest and Gon who came by the very end arguing with Killu who didn’t want to come inside.
Since then as there were no proves and no wedding ceremony, everyone in the world was assured Hisoka lied about his wedding with Illumi.
just imagine a scene where your ship has an interaction which is romantic or slightly so or not at all and “Kiss, Kiss, Fall in Love” (Sakura Kiss) starts playing
this started bc i saw @hilenkychiki ’s recent art of hisoka and illumi
(anyone who’s been on my page for more than three seconds knows this is gonna be mostly about hisoillu)
- hisoka’s the quidditch captain for slytherin
- illumi’s the slytherin prefect
- they regularly hide behind the quidditch stands and make out before/after matches
- illumi could definitely play on the quidditch team, he has the talent, but his family believes that quidditch is a waste of time
- without fail illumi’s at every single one of hisoka’s matches quietly cheering him on from the stands
- in their third year they took divination together where they had a very awkward experience involving soulmates and tea leaves
- they began dating in their fifth year
- if you think hisoka isn’t constantly dragging illumi on fred and george like endevours you’re sorely mistaken
- i have a very specific imagine of hisoka grabbing illumi’s hand and them running down the corridors in the dungeon with illumi’s hair and robes flowing behind him
- YULE BALL YULE BALL YULE BALL
- hisoka and illumi go together as “friends”
- hisoka does illumi’s hair for the occasion
- hisoka forces him onto the dance floor ofc
-they have study sessions in the common room (mostly illumi desperately trying to teach hisoka a weeks worth of material in two hours bc he never pays attention in class and he’ll get kicked off the quidditch team if he fails)
-this is a weekly occurrence
- HISOKA TYING ILLUMI’S HAIR BACK WITH GREEN RIBBONS WHILE HE STUDIES this has nothing to do with hp i just like this hc
- imagine them dueling omg
- i feel like it’d be really close every time but i think illumi would win most of the time because he has the technique down to a T while hisoka relies on talent and strength
- look at our studious boy go
- the zoldyck parents are definitely death eaters
- like silva is literally lucius malfoy
- THEY GO ON HOGSMEADE DATES OMG
-Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio are all in Gryffindor
- while hisoka and illumi are seventh years leorio’s a fifth year, kurapika’s a fourth year, and gon and killua are both first years
- milluki is also there in his sixth year in ravenclaw
- the troupe is also there and they’re scattered across all four houses and all seven years
- i’m just realizing that hisoka and illumi are power couple goals in this universe
- quidditch captain + prefect
- illumi’s really good at potions
- hisoka and illumi like to chill by the black lake together and do work/talk/eat snacks
Sheared (2,729 words); killua stops by the manor to pick up some of his things and finds illumi looking worse for wear so he drops his brother off with hisoka
No Longer a Danger (to himself or others) (3,614 words); growing up suffering starvation regularly can really fuck you up as an adult with other trauma on top of that
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