#hmc book
“I hate quarreling with people,” Howl said, lying, like a liar.
“I always think the best of people,” said Sophie, like an even bigger liar.
The trailing sleeves are lined with marabou
The whole suit is trimmed with marabou
It’s just one of those extravagant husband-killing robes. You know the ones
this shit. u know he would
im sure they actually came up with really clever spells but it would be hilarious if howl and suliman just outsourced first aid kits from our world. like all the orders they got from the king to equip their soldiers with healing spells they were just like ‘cool give us a few days’ and went and bought bulk orders of stuff from a pharmacy in wales
honestly this is what I always assumed they did. if I remember correctly the descriptions sound like DWJ trying to describe mundane things from our world in a new context, and honestly Howl at least is a lazy bastard who would DEFINITELY go to a pharmacy in wales and claim it’s Dramatic New Magic
it’s even better to imagine that he did not consult wizard suliman on this, so ben ends up just standing there long-suffering
trying to hold back a laughwhile howl unveils the marvel that is the Not-A-First-Aid-Kit, such genius, much vision
#howl being like I got this ill get you the STRONGEST magic known to mankind#(aka. ibuprofen)
Michael Fisher
The boy who almost catch a falling star
“Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else”
Sophie Hatter
Sophie and Twinkle ♂️
Book: “House of many ways”
Well Twinkle was very annoying haha poor Sophie, she had to deal with him for a whole book.
Let’s not forget about Twinkle and his lisp problem when he speaks .
Don’t mind me, I was so bored and I just want to draw something…
Calcifer singing the saucepan song
(Book)
More Calcifer
Because I love the scary and powerful fire demon!
Fire demon
Howl is a big mood of everyday
When I first saw this scene I was like:
“Omg this is me”
Howl Jenkins Pendragon starter pack.
Howl isn’t Howl without
- Calcifer;
- His fucking guitar;
- His bathroom;
- And a Sophie who knows stand up to him.
Dear diary day #573 of being SO so sad there’s no book-accurate hmc movie to make shitty AMVs of howl and sophie with over this absolute banger
How I picture Sophie and Howl’s clothes in the book:)✨
(click to see ‘em in their full glory)
iirc the only clue re: sophie & howl’s surname upon marrying is that princess hilda calls her mrs pendragon in homw but it seems very VERY plausible that they go by different names in different places which ushers in my headcanon that every time they visit a new place it’s like a race, whoever introduces themselves first gets to pick the surname and the other has to go along with it, which howl wins most of the time and therefore they’re known most often as pendragon, but he’s also a sap so sometimes he’ll go with hatter, and when sophie wins she always blanks out and calls them something stupid so they’re known as like mr & mrs turniphead in rural inhico
why pit two bad bitches against each other when you can be sad we don’t get a more loyal adaptation AND glad the movie exists At The Same Time
blame@born-to-strange-sights for this
How To Blacken The Name Of A Wizard To The King Of Ingary (FAIL).