I want to tell them that they need to drink more water, that it’s important to stay hydrated then set a bowl on the ground in front of them and pour from my water bottle into it like they’re my dog <3
ID: a digital drawing of Cala Athmaza and Deret Beshelar from The Goblin Emperor. Cala is in the foreground drawn from the elbows up, and he’s crossing his arms. He is a thin elf with a long face and a long nose, and his hair is in a loose braid tossed over one shoulder. He wears circle glasses and robes that cross in the front with a nohecharis sash pulled across them. His expression is indignant, mid-speech. Deret is in the background, drawn from the waist up, bent over and turned away slightly. He is a muscular elf wearing padded layers and his hair is in a topknot. He is shielding his face with one hand and his other arm is in a sling. He looks mortified. Next to the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet by @icejjfiishh that reads: “y'all saying I’m gay because I jacked my bro off? His arm was stabbed wtf?” End ID.
after winternight
(I feel the need to clarify, I don’t think he’d have any objections to this accusation, but this was too funny not to do)
