Meet the rat bastards. Stal (bottom) and monster truck (top)

I want to be a rat

On jah fricking date me mofos

@ my current girlfriend

A reminder that jerboa is a thing that exists

I want to be a rat

This is a threat

@ my current girlfriend

Uh oh stinky moment

Yo he be scheduling tons of meetings

Ah yes my favorite flavor

Tumblr is the gay twitter change my mind

Tomate,,,

I’m really disappointed

Saw this and thought, “tumblr will love this one”

Woah did I just post?

Go like it dudes and dudettes

Look man, there are only so many things I can accept about myself in this panoramic and a p*ss kink ain’t one of them.