ohhekate:

fuck you, my child is completely fine!

your child romanticises the idea of running far away and completely changing their personality, looks & soul as a way of coping with having no control over their life & being generally dissatisfied with who they have become

animate-mush:

Instead of telling people to monetize their hobbies, I’m gonna start telling people to hobbitize their professions:

• Man, you are such a good contractor negotiator. You would kill it at boardgames.
• Oh wow, your art is so beautiful! You should totally leave it in an unmarked box in the woods!
• Dude with those excel skills you could set up a kick-ass pan-franchise multi-generational interconnected fanfiction webcomic
• Science communication you say? Have you considered maybe running shitpost blog with that?
• Phenomenal closing arguments! You gotta get into DMing!
• That is a great flowchart. You’ve thought of everything. Let me tell you about Werewolf.

ursa-the-stranger:

Zelda fans getting a whole 7 seconds of content after 2 years of radio silence:

sandmandaddy69:

newmidnightmayor:

character: it’s like I said-

me, scrolling through to seven chapters ago, muttering under my breath: yeah, what DID you say

What if your multi chapter fic got so long that you split it into two volumes and you have to go all the way back to VOLUME ONE CHAPTER ONE??

I obviously wouldn’t know anything about that…

therollingstonys:

Writers going psspsspssp to their brains trying to lure them into writing

ocdnatural:

“i have so much to do :///” my brother in christ you are still scrolling

ashstfu:

bitches be like “i’d die for this character” and it’s a character who’s already dead

elytrians:

kiwi:

gay people use halloween props as home decor year round

myletternevercame:

Why haven’t I finished my fic yet I want to read it

cinnamon-wisp:

Me, throwing em dashes, semicolons, commas, and ellipses into a jumbo-sized trash bag and then shaking it vigorously: hang on I gotta season my fic before I upload it

captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:

captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:

INTP: I can’t wait for cooler weather when I can break out my sweaters.

INTP: *gazes longingly at their fall clothes which consist entirely of oversized grey sweaters*

INTP: fall is truly for fashion

INTP: I can’t wait for warmer weather when I can break out my summer wardrobe

INTP: *gazes longingly at pile of black oversized t-shirts*

INTP: summer is truly for fashion

It is rather concerning so many of you relate to this because there is a definitely a correlation between the number of black sweaters you own and your need for therapy

corahawes:

made a fun little quiz assemble a drink order and ill assign you one of my questionable personality traits

verylostpenguin:

I love buying new books. Look at this! Isn’t it pretty? I’m not gonna read it for 2 years but it will look fabulous on my bookshelf

bvkspine:

a huge part of book blog culture is actually not reading the book you say you’ll be blogging about

plasticprincetoy:

Really into being made fun of for how small and cute I am. Some tall person towering over me, pinning me to a wall and absolutely degrading me.

Laughing in my face at me being unable to reach something, purposefully moving things higher and asking me to retrieve them to watch me tremble on my tippy toes. My ass would be completely exposed. Then they’d spank and scoop me up in one hand like a toy.

Picking me up and refusing to put me down, manhandling me and flipping me around, playing with my ass and hole. Maybe hold me up against a wall by your fingers in my dripping wet hole alone, making me squirm and moan in a sweet blend of pleasure and fear.

Laying down on top of me with their full weight, knowing they have enough mass on me to keep me fully pinned down, unable to even struggle.

jediheretic:

god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written

lordimp:

growing up, were you obsessed with the “girl cuts off hair and dresses in boys’ clothes as a disguise and runs away” trope, or are you straight

samantha-evergreen:

smoresthehalloweenqueen:

a11y-kat:

Artists looking at their hands to figure out which side of the hand the thumb is on

All the damn time

enraged-chihuahua:

asfdhgsdkjhgb:

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

op you couldve jus come to my house n punched me in the face

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