#idk i just love them
One of my favorite klapollo things is Klavier with all of his money and guitars etc. not being the one to bring up a prenup its Apollo being worried about the future of his Cake Boss poster that isn’t even signed or anything
TSUKKIYAMA SMART DEBATE KIDS?? IDK WHAT TO CALL IT??
this is just a my thoughts thrown into a post but take it, sorry if it makes no sense
- both like top of their class
- let’s just use the american school system for this bc i know more about it lol
- okay okay so like they have english and history together and omg the rest of the class hates them
- they also have debate together but we will get to that
- okay so like smartest kids in their classes, very educated on many many things
- everyone assumes tsukki is your like “can i play devil’s advocate” kinda kid but he’s actually not, very open-minded love that for him
- yamaguchi is your typical leftist alt kid. like all the republicans at school hate him for it, he wears makeup, is bisexual, uses he/they pronouns, has an acab button, is always posting about blm, goes to protests, always talking about how he hates capitalism, ugh many thoughts head full
- ANYWAYS, they are always arguing about stuff in history and english. from like the interpretation of a piece of literature to if a historical figure was bad or not, if their actions were justified, stuff like that
- all those jokes about the two smart kids in class getting into a debate and the amount of sexual tension? yeah that’s them
- so like they’re not friends, just know each other from school
- yet tsukki has the FATTEST crush on yams
- yamaguchi doesn’t realize he likes tsukki like that until later when he learns more about tsukki’s views and just him as a person
- so they have debate together, it’s a new teacher so she doesn’t really know any of the kids this year and decides to do an extra credit assignment towards the beginning of the year
- separates the class into two groups and whichever group has a stronger defense for their argument gets the extra credit
- her mistake was putting tsukki and yams in the same group
- the other group just knows they’re gonna lose and hates it
- they do in fact the extra credit for their team
- and that’s when yamaguchi decides, hey you aren’t that bad, we should hang out sometime
- tsukki is about to explode with excitement but just “uh yeah sure, let’s go out for ice cream or something on friday after school. here’s my number”
- everyone around them is just like
- so they go get ice cream, talked about friends, families, interests, and both learn that they share a lot of the same views
- they still always argue in class bc that’s just them and it’s still just as serious as before
- one day, some kid in their class says something super controversial and offensive and the two of them just obliterate the kid
- the kid doesn’t even have a comeback bc they covered everything and proved every point he would have said wrong
- the class is in shock, it’s very funny, the kid just gets upset and probably mumbles smth under his breath but no one cares to hear
- and now since they’re friends, they usually sit near each other and shit talk anyone who they don’t like
- it’s weird seeing them together
- yamaguchi and their big platforms, thigh highs, skirts, kandi, cool makeup, lots of accessories and piercings, painted nails, very scene kid type beat
- and stuff who wears just regular blue jeans, hoodies, and sneakers
- they 100% bully people (who deserve it) on the internet together and probably just embarrass ignorant people at their school by fact-checking them
- lol they start dating and it’s so obvious and no one is surprised
- if they have to go against each other for a debate in class, whoever does the better job is always snarky about it while the other gets super petty
- very healthy relationship bc they’re good at talking things out and listening to what the other has to say
- i just them, they, i love them
