it’d be pretty wild if an assassin’s creed game had a side quest where you make damascus steel in painful detail and then someone tries it irl for shits and giggles youtube views and it turns out that it’s the actual real method of how to make damascus steel but when they try to dig through the dev history to find who wrote the quest that rediscovered damascus steel it turns out that someone had mailed the recipe to ubisoft headqquarters and it was used as the design document
About Fontaine (GENSHIN KALLEN WHEN???) (PE Dudu as the Hydro Archon, yes??)
I mentioned before in the notes of a fic that I HC Fontaine as a place that is governed by the Church because it values the Truth and Law the most and one of the Absolutes of Teyvat that we know of is Celestia and the so-called Heavenly Principles. So I imagine that Fontaine would be the most avid fanatics devotees of Celestia and the Archons who uphold its laws.
Tho tbh, I mainly have this HC because I want the Hydro Archon to be a mix of Jeanne D’Arc and Durandal (from Honkai; specifically the Platinum Equinox battlesuit because I want a horse in Genshin, hoyoverse >:() and maybe a little bit of Thena (from MCU Eternals), but that’s just me.
I also imagine that Gay Jesus Kallen is going to be an undercover nun who will turn out to be a Fatui Harbinger that is coming for the Hydro Archon’s Gnosis :D And when we fight her, she will be immune to Elemental Damage because hoyoverse loves to make us suffer, yeah?
And also some little part of me wants the Fontaine Arc to be Anti-Church hajskdnfeglakw (NOT to be confused with anti-[specific religion] but rather the Institution that has grown corrupt and has commodified faith and made religion into something that is Absolute and used it to justify heinous acts).
BUT! (There is a reason why I have typed this HC out.) I have recently binged-watched an amazing courtroom kdrama that started as a murder case and the MCs ended up taking down a corrupt politician and I was like—OMG I WANT MORE SHIT LIKE THIS. It’s a good watch, you guys. It’s on Netflix. If you’re a fan of How To Get Away With Murder, you’ll like that series too.
Now I don’t know which one I want more: abolishing ‘the Church’ or taking down a corrupt high-ranking official with the use of sharp wit and cleverness. I just—I have high hopes for Fontaine now and I feel like I will be disappointed again but I still have faith in the Genshin Team hahasjkdengme
I hope that whatever they’re going to do, they would actually push through with it tho hahaha I have mentioned before that they probably weren’t ready to go all out with Anti-Imperialism or Anti-War with Inazuma but I have to admit that the fandom wasn’t ready for it too. Take a look at Eula’s release and the non-critically-thinking people of the fandom ‘canceling’ her, a fictional character. Imagine what they would do if Genshin actually made Ei the villain of the Inazuma Arc or had Kokomi do some morally-grey shit to win the war.
The only playable antagonist in Genshin that we have is Childe. And I am sad about that. A writer friend once told me that to have a good character, some bad things have to be their fault. And I want that kind of complexity in the upcoming characters and not just someone who was interesting but then got regressed into another ‘soft uwu’ character praised by the people around them.
speak of gay jesus and she’ll appear ig hahhsjdjfkfkdks
“apologize for dropping false god otto last week”
AS THEY FUCKING SHOULD!
I have neverfailed to clear memorial arena before. Like, yes, most of my best valks do elemental dmg, but my half built Senti has always been able to handle memorial arena. They took everything my valks struggle with and shoved it into one fight.
…then again, I did sub 3 minute clear a boss two weeks ago with my all Bronya squad, so I guess fair is fair.
I wrote the stupidest Wincest piece with a jealous Dean and an all-you-can-eat buffet and an under-the-table blowjob for @brobonebang. I should be ashamed of myself. But I’m just not.
Prompt: under the table at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Thank you @themegalosaurus for the best goofy prompt!!!!!
Word count: 1691
Tags: Wincest, public blow jobs, mildly dubious consent, possessive dean winchester, come swallowing, dean wuvs his little brother, irritated sammy, but sam wuvs his big brother too
Dean was just being a dick when he told the cute expert on ancient Coptic to meet them at the all-you-can-eat buffet just outside the Beltway. He’d seen the sign for it poking up above the trees when he and Sammy had been driving in to meet her at the National Archives from the only motel they could afford in the D.C. area.
He thought the restaurant would be the last place the pretty brunette who spoke geek in that way that made Sam’s dimples pop out would want to go. But even “all-you-can-eat” had linen napkins in this income tax bracket.
The oversized dining room had gleaming chandeliers and round tables draped in white and food that had no right showing up on an all-American buffet.
She and Sam smiled at each other over their seaweed salads and tofu burgers like they were going to make little vegan babies right there. When she folded her napkin into a perfect square, put it beside her plate, and stood to say she was going to “powder her nose,” Dean was sawing through his steak hard enough to go through the plate.
“Why doesn’t she say she’s gonna take a piss like a normal person?” Dean growled at his twice-baked potato, which was fucking delicious.
“No normal person says that,” Sam hissed back. “What the hell’s your problem?”
Preface: the love of your life is getting old, and while his sex drive is slowing down, yours is just increasing. I guess that’s the problem with dating older men… Thankfully, you’re young and resourceful. You’ll find a way to get through this.
Aka, I aged up your favourite character and wrote you a lil sumthin sumthin!
W/c:1.1k
T/w: lee’s infection, old man Kuroo, geriatric stuff, massive age gap, nsfw, degradation, use of ‘daddy’, object (cane) insertion. Obviously not beta’d because, hello? Who would wanna beta this?
A/n: Ok I absolutelycouldnot wait. Technically, this is part of my ‘shipping my moots’ post, and I have so many more, smaller ships to add - but I had to release @rocorambles first. I hadto!
The funniest thing about this ship, Roco x Kuroo’s walking cane, is that she actually likes it, LOL. Yours is the longest, and so over the top. I hope you feel proud of yourself, influencing me like this - smh. I let you off easy this time. Next time, I’ll get you good.
Elderly Kuroo is nothing like the man you watched on your grandma’s Tv. The reruns, the highlight reels, the old promo articles - none of them prepared you for the passage of time. None of them told you just how old he’d be when you first met his gaze.
Still, your love was belligerent - something like a 50 year age gap wasn’t going to get in the way of you, and your destiny.
That’s why you went to school for all those years, and it’s why you worked so hard just to get here - in Kuroo’s mansion, employed as his sole, live-in nurse.
