#ikemen vampire arthur
Comte:MC?-knocks the door- Dinner is ready. Hello?
[MC was in a spicy moment in her room]
MC, blushing:-gasp-It’s Le Comte!-pushes Arthur out of bed-
Arthur:What’s happen- oUcH!
MC:-grabbing her hair-What is he going to think when he sees me like this with one of his vampires?!
Arthur, naked on the ground:Uh…lucky vampire?
MC:…-incoherent screeches of annoyance-J-just dress up and go away!
Arthur:Luv, Le Comte is in the only way out, you know?
MC:…
Arthur:…
MC:-pushes him out the window-
Arthur: We already fed you and changed your diaper. What else do you want?! Just go to sleep!
MC’s baby:-cries-
Isaac: Maybe we should sing them something like a lullaby!
Theo, in a monotonous voice: Rock-a-bye, baby; on the treetop; when the wind blows; the cradle will rock! OH PLEASE GO TO SLEEP
MC’s Baby:-cries harder-
Arthur: This is not working!
Dazai: Obviously it’s because you’re not putting on a good show
Arthur, Theo, Isaac:…
[5 minutes later]
The four dressed and dancing as Backstreet Boys:Tell me why! Why don’t you want to sleep? Tell me why! If I already fed you! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say: I don’t want to go to sleep!
MC’s baby:…?????-keeps crying-
Arthur: I ain’t ever seen all straight sibblings. One of them always gotta be gay
Theo, running to Vicent’s room: Are you gay?
Vicent, in William’s arms:No
Theo, closing the door:…
Arthur:
Theo:Am I- Am I the one who-? No! I-I’m pretty sure…I mean -looks at Arthur- …one of us is lying
[After Isaac tries to bite MC on her first night at the mansion]
Dazai: So what do we do?!
Arthur: There’s only one thing to do!
MC:Eh?!
Dazai:-holds MC with his arms-
Arthur: We have to enduce amnesia! -picks up a bat- Hold her!
Comte: That’s enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals…
Dazai: What are you, made of ice? How can you be so calm about this?!
Arthur: Look! Newt is so deep in shock he’s regressing!
Isaac:-hugging his knees and crying in a corner-
MC: How do we tell him?
Dazai: I know how
[In their imagination]
Dazai: Arthur! Say blue!
Arthur:Blue
Dazai: Your girlfriend cheats on you!
Arthur: -heart attack and dies-
MC: …that’s a horrible idea
Theo: What if we make him forget about her and notice other people?
Dazai:How?
[In their imagination, again]
MC: Hi babe~ -corners him on the wall- I know you’ve always wanted this…
Arthur, blushing:W-what?
MC: HEY! I’m not gonna do THAT!
Theo: Okay, okay, then…
[In their imagination ×3]
Theo: Hi babe~ -corners him on the wall- I know you’ve always wanted this…
Arthur, blushing:W-w-what?!
Dazai: Would you be willing to do it?
Theo: He’s my friend…
MC: Do you like Arthur?
Theo:No!
Dazai and MC: Then why do you wear a heart chain with an “A+T” engraved on it?
Theo: Shut up. “A” if for…art
Arthur: Only idiots think they are sure of what they say
Dazai: Are you sure?
Arthur:Completely
Isaac:-facepalm-
MC: WHERE IS HE?!
Arthur: Uh oh, someone’s in a bad mood
MC: THEODORUS VAN COCK, COME OUT OF YOUR HIDE
Vincent: It’s actually “Van Gogh” ^^
Arthur:I think she knows
Theo, behind a chair: Take this, duivel!
MC: DID YOU JUST THROW ME A BIBLE?!
Theo:Jean, you said this was going to help me…
