#im crying
marwankenzarisgaylittleearring:
OKAY ALLOW ME TO GET AHEAD OF MYSELF FOR JUST A VERY BRIEF MOMENT: i know the tales thru time isnt even out yet let alone confirmed for a netflix adaptation BUT IT WOULD BE VERY NICE TO SEE A STORY ABOUT JOE & NICKY SET IN BERLIN WITH LUCA SPEAKING GERMAN I’M JUST SAYING @ NETFLIX @ GPB&GRUCKA&IDKWHOELSEISINVOLVED LUCA MARINELLI SPEAKS BERLIN DIALECT GERMAN IN HIS DAY TO DAY. JSYK.
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
Talee: Really loves a certain NPC. Very attached.
Talee: Gets a fucked up jar from the Haunted-Spooky-Mysterious ‘Fortune Teller’ lady that’s been following them around which implies that Talee will grow to hate said NPC/NPC is 'bad’.A beat of silence as she puts the implication together.
@justbooker, Talee’s PC: NO LISA NO WHY NO NOOOOOOOO
I HATE IT HERE YOU CAN PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
First of all, choice of words -
LISA???!???????
Michael after Laurie runs out of the house where he carefully staged the corpses of her friends
a6:
western bts fans when bts doesnt tweet for 30 minutes: wtf??? bts doesnt care about their international fans at ALL!! what about us??? did my one youtube view contribution to ur mv and free online download of your album mean NOTHING to you ?????
Poe: Knock, knock.
Finn: Who’s there?
Rey: Jack.
Finn: Jack who?
…JAKKU!?
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS WITH MY OWN FOUR EYES
Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”
And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food
I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks
Purple ones:
And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:
Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.
This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:
He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.
They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.
OP Tell them I love them!
Are they good guard birds?
That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’
They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.
However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:
- Your car
- Neighbors
- that one leaf that moved in the wind
- the wind
- deer in the woods
- a hawk overhead
- an airplane that might be a hawk overhead
- each other
- a noise they heard
- a noise they thought they heard
- sparrows
- seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it
- that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good
- the feather that fell off their own body and scared them
- thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)
- the sun arriving
- the sun departing
- sometimes predators I guess
How come Americans are allowed to own anything and everything?
The real question is, what mortal can stop me