#im sobbing
RANDWICH!!! RANDWICH!!!!! RANDWICH!!!!!!!!
[210819] joshu_acoustic Instagram Update
dont think about how when achilles saw patroclus’ dead body the first thing he did was to reach for his sword to slit his own throat until he realized that he gave his sword to patroclus who was dead already dont think about it
someone:2016 can’t possibly get any worse
2016:
Sean Hotchner not knowing Hotch went into WITSEC. The first time he calls it’s a couple of months since Aaron and Jack left but he never answers and Sean realizes that Aaron finally got sick of his bullshit.
But he keeps calling every time something important happens in his life, hoping Aaron will call back if he’s proud of something Sean’s done, but it never happens.
YOONGI CAME HOME OMG I MISSED HIM SO MUCH HE’S SO ?!?!!!!
JUNGKOOK CAME HOME OMG
I just want one (1) “my bad” in season 4. That’s it. That’s all I’m asking.
““You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first” Bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you Oh god, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.”— My thoughts before I go to sleep.
‘My vampiric mistress saved me from a life of poverty and destitution, but she made me wait to be turned until I was old enough to take up a trade or go to university. That way I might be taken seriously by the humans which surrounded us, and would have the pick of careers to pursue.
‘Unfortunately, in the six hundred years since, cultural mores have shifted, and now appearing to be fourteen means they won’t even hire me for a weekend shift at the Burger House.’
‘And that’s why I’m submitting this audition tape to the Disney Channel. Tired of your serial programming having a short shelf-life when your stars inevitably age out of their roles? I won’t age. Believe me, I’ve tried. This baby face is forever. I can play a winsome middle schooler for decades, and I can do it convincingly. Do you know how many times I’ve gone through fucking seventh gra–’
The video cuts off and resumes with the speaker looking noticeably more composed.
‘Are you sick of working with child actors? Looking for a performer whose maturity level matches yours and whose cultural references you’ll understand? I’m happy to discuss popcorn stitch knitting and World War II submarines with any of your cast and crew. I could do my own taxes if anybody would hire me for a job that generated taxable income. I mean it, I’m a licensed CPA. They have night classes down at the learning annex, and it’s just something to do, you know? But I’ve been going for a few years in a row and the professors are getting nervous and one of them asked me whether I had a goddamn glandular condition and she was so nice about it that I couldn’t just–“
The video cuts off and resumes with the speaker looking noticeably less composed, holding the camera with both hands and leaning in close so the speaker’s face fills the frame.
‘Listen.Listen. I need this job. I am perfect for this job. I will pay you if you hire me, okay? I’m good for it. You know how much money six hundred years of compound interest will get you? Give me this fucking job or I’ll make it my life’s mission to buy Walt’s company and raze it to the ground–’The tape cuts to a black screen with white block text reading THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
gang, first time in a while we haven’t been queerbaited,
HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHTT
Arcane act 1 fired me from my job punched me in the face and killed my family
Just watching the recap of season 3 has me remembering that Will Byers is very aroace
Oop we are ten minutes in and there’s already a “Will is acting weird, maybe it’s for a girl? I think there’s someone he likes” can we please let the aroaces have *one* I am begging you…crying on my knees…
I know what they’re probably going for with this whole subplot of Will third wheeling El and Mike but just think about how awesome this could be if it’s actually because he misses having Mike as a friend and he feels shut out because as soon as Mike comes back it’s all about his romantic partner and he doesn’t even notice that Will isn’t happy or included and Mike seems so much more distant which pushes Will away further and basically what if this was building up to Will being aroace because this is such an aroace narrative and I have felt these feelings before and it SUCKS because it simultaneously feels unfair and also inevitable because society tells everyone that the romantic relationship is the more important one so you don’t even feel like you have the right to ask to be included much less put on an equal level because you “wouldn’t want to get in the way” so instead you just watch from behind and feel alone…what if…
ACTUALLY THOUGH THEY’RE MAKING IT SEEM LIKE IT MIGHT BE ABOUT THE FRIENDSHIP–!!!!! This episode is sticking DEEP because I was literally just in a position like Will is and it’s devastating, I am really pulling for this to be an arc about how their friendship has suffered and your friends shouldn’t be less important–“What about us?” END ME…the “just” implied in Mike’s “We’re friends” I’m crying
I’m also so here for how concerned for El Will is…at school, at the rink, at dinner, and especially the way he says “Months?!” when the FBI lady is talking about the training…friendship, baby. Friendship and sibling bonds. I’m so here for it. My soul has received so much balm over the last two days it’s sticky
MY WHOLE HEART THE RECONCILIATION SCENE I–AHHHHHHHHHHH
If this scene ((Alpine too!!!)) isn’t in tfaws then I don’t want it
based on this postby@justficsandstuff because I just had to draw that !!!
Open for better quality!
this is absolutely stunning, I can’t believe tumblr didn’t tag me in this?? so late but so very happy from this <3
here’s mike farrell in an 80s commercial about loving gay ppl
happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate
LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!
I’m gonna figure it out hold on
PFFFHHHBTBBHT
I’m 90% sure that there’s just one change. it’s in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I’m absolutely baffled
yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK
For anyone who doesn’t want to search for it in ch. 7:
He is so happy :((