I know I’m probably the 10000000000th person to want to rewrite Twilight from a different perspective, but
I had a dream and it made me want to try so hear me out
I wanted to make something slightly different. With the characters in college instead of High School, and maaaaybe change some aspects of the saga.
I don’t want to make it a huge text so, if you’re kind enough to message me to tell me if I’m crazy or not, I’d really appreciate it. (I don’t have any friends who also like Twilight so I have no one to help me with it.)
Why don’t we talk about Bella wanting to run Edward over more often ?
So I’m rereading / annotating the first book (sshhhhh please don’t bully me) and omg Bella is so OVER Eddie’s shenanigans it’s hilarious- she’s full on wanting to run his Volvo over
I think Edward “I won’t laugh I promise” Cullen should be GLAD he can’t read her mind
Apparently recreating Up with Bella ISNT a suitable sleepover activity
Emmett disagrees
Rosalie checks with Alice beforehand- cuz she isn’t TOTALLY insane - but she will never admit to anyone that she didn’t want Bella to fly away
Carlisle no longer lets Emmett near balloons
Edward and Esme will throw each other at Bella in hopes of catching her
I’d also like to imagine that Alice is in the trees - pushing Bella in certain directions, to ensure she doesn’t fly out onto the road or anything
And Jasper is perched in his own tree- with a basket of darts. Every so often there would be a pop, and Bella would be slightly lower than she was before
Okie weird twilight headcannon - the Hale twins are country music fans
Jasper got Rosie into it (ofc), and I think she only pretended to care at first, cuz she just wants to hang with her brother, but over time she really got into it. I will die on the “Cullen family band” hill - you KNOW they have jam sessions - but I think sometimes these two like quiet moments by themselves, each plucking away at a sad country tune.
And they do it in fun graphic tees and sweatpants cuz goddamn let these kids be casual and comfy sometimes please and thank you
Holy heck I can’t help but imagine the school talent shows the Cullens have done over the years, and them having to do the craziest things possible while still appearing human
Alice has juggled 15 apples at once, held Emmett over her head, ate fire, made a dress in under a minute, and one year did a one woman production of Annie - start to finish
Rosalie has planked with Emmett on her back, deadlifted more than triple her weight, and has been roped into performances via both Alice’s ballet AND musical phase
Jasper does whip tricks, and he plays the banjo. hes never been super duper into school events, but he’ll do anything Alice asks him to , and he loves showing off to her
Emmett has done anything and everything you could possibly imagine one could in a talent show. He loves to dance, and sing, and break things, and tell bad jokes - this man has done it ALL! His favourite performance would be “the stage fire of 76’ “ from when his puppet show went horribly wrong
Eddie has only ever played the piano, cuz he’s a lil punk
And you can bet your butt he most certainly has played Backstreet boys- at Emmett’s request
And obvi this goes without saying- esme is THERE for every single performance! And she cheers and whistles and gives a standing ovation every single time !!
(Carlisle of course will always go when he can, but also he’s a busy man, cut him a break )
Surely, if you got a pet as a baby, they’d grow up to be used to vampires. SURELY. Emmett and Rose have a pack of dogs that they absolutely spoil and cherish.
Okie I read this post and IMMEDIATELY had to draw it
They get the old dogs that need homes from the pound
And the pups don’t fully understand their cold cold parents, but they try to keep them both warm on stormy nights
I can’t help but think about the Cullens being amazing ice skaters
I think Rosie and Emmett would love to just skate round and round, with the occasional twirl and trick. I think it would be an activity that really shows how graceful Emmett is capable of being. It’s just very sweet and gentle to think about
Oooh part two baby ♀️✨
Jazz and Alice are perfect and in sync - doin the craziest tricks you’ve ever seen in your gosh dang life. We saw them dancing!! We know what they’re capable of ! The image of these two being so graceful on the ice is really cute to me
Teehee it’s part 3 ✨✨✨✨♀️♀️
These two are total saps and now I will not take no for an answer
They just wanna have an excuse to hold hands - not that they need one
And also I think that they wouldn’t let Eddie skate alone, and they’d each hold one of his hands cuz they love him
