#lucio the arcana
lucio: when was the last time you peed the bed?
julian:11
lucio:o'clock?
julian: YEARS OLD.
portia: car sex is crazy… like, imagine having sex in an SUV.
lucio: we fuckin in the honda civic tonight
julian: who here HASN’T stuck something up their ass?
asra:…
nadia:…
portia:…
lucio:…
muriel:…
julian:exactly.
lucio: i would never want to break a rib, cuz the doctors would have to take it out of you.
julian: lucio, they… they don’t take out ribs when you break them.
lucio: yeah they do! you can’t just have broken ribs in you!
julian: i don’t know how to tell you this but… broken bones can heal.
lucio:…what
asra: FAUST JUST TOOK A HUMAN-SIZED SHIT ON MY BED
lucio:who?
lucio: wait is that your mom’s name?
julian: THAT’S HIS SNAKE LUCIO.
lucio: what’s the communism logo again? like, the mortar and pestle or something like that?
julian: MORTAR AND PESTLE???
asra:LOGO???
lucio: i just forgot i had skin
nadia:what.
Behind the eyes
I finally found the time to draw this comic!
It’s been sitting in sketches for over a year! I also missed my gremlin baby girl so much! I’ll be drawing her more in the future but mostly in her mommy form (since my focus is still on the kiddos~)
I talked briefly about Roff'ivels eyes when i posted more about Onoras past…this time i wanted to explain a bit more of what they do. Hope you all like it (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)
Did a few commissions, this one is for the lovely @shinychanycos and i honestly love their MCs design so much! I adore seeing people come back for more commissions too ಥ_ಥ
Anyway I’m alive, just more active on insta~
“Baby, Not even the snowflakes shine like you do ❄️”
Lisa is ready for the Winter Ball! Ready to warm your heart more than any fireplace could
Thank you so much @momky_savenkey
For the beautiful template
Whole-ass vibe right here.
Don’t you call Lucio out like that, dawg.
CARING LUCIO IS SO CUTE I CAN’T
BUT YOU’RE A DUMB, LUCIO, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
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MC: Why do you burn corpses?
Valdemar: Because it’s expensive to dissolve corpses in acid, and firewood is cheap.
MC: I always dreamed of dying that way. And the ashes to be scattered in the wind! I don’t want to rot in the ground!
Valdemar: Yes, rotting in the ground is at least dangerous. Necrophiles, necrophages or worse necromancers…
MC: That’s a good point too.
Valdemar: Necromancers are the worst, by the way. It’s one thing if you get eaten or fucked after death, but making someone live and work after death is too much.
Lucio: People need to trust me more. Have I ever got you guys into uncomfortable or dangerous situations?
Nadia, Julian, Asra, Muriel: Yes…
MC: Literally all the time…
Lucio: Well you should be used to it by now.
Julian: You must take this medicine for the rest of your life.
Lucio: But, doctor, it says here: “Take it for two months”!
Julian: And what did I say…???
MC: I’m wondering what our kids will look like…
Lucio: Lol. They will also be interested in how I look.
MC: What???
Lucio: What?
Lucio: I was just looking at your ex-husband.
Lucio: I got to admit, he’s gorgeous. Incredibly handsome guy.
Nadia: You’re my ex.
Lucio: Yeah, I’m telling you, he’s so handsome. I don’t know how you missed me.
Lucio *after anesthesia*: Doctor, did you manage to save my hand?
Julian: Of course - there it is in a jar with formalin…
Count Lucio offers you a plague bug. Will you accept this?
» YES
» commit war crimes
Lucio is scapegoat…
In the Bible, a scapegoat is one of two kid goats. As a pair, one goat was sacrificed (not a scapegoat) and the living “scapegoat” was released into the wilderness, taking with it all sins and impurities. The concept first appears in Leviticus, in which a goat is designated to be cast into the desert to carry away the sins of the community.
It’s time for round two of the Apprentice April asks! This week’s theme is ROMANCE! MCs and OCs! Answer all of them or just a few, and lookout for me creeping in your ask box! And don’t forget to tag your posts #apprenticeapril!
1. What does your character feel when they see their LI for the first time each day?
2. What things does your character love about their LI?
3. What things about their LI annoy them?
4. Who does what chores?
5. Do they prefer to stay at home, or do they like to go out?
6. What are some little things they do for each other throughout the day?
7. What are some private jokes they share?
8. What are some embarrassing couple stories?
9. Is their relationship open or exclusive?
10. How often do they need to be intimate?
11. Have they ever fought?
12. Describe their perfect date
13. Do they have an evening routine?
14. Describe a “paid scene” with your character and their LI
15. Would they go on a double date?
16. Who pops the question?
17. Describe the wedding
18. Any babies?
19. Do they stay in Vesuvia, or eventually move somewhere else?
20. Talk about that family life. What’s it’ like?
1. With Julian: She feels happy to see her plague doctor everyday. With Lucio: At first, she was a little shy to talk to the Count, but once she got to know him, and his past, she’s feels better around him.
2. Julian: His dramatic flares and kinky side. Lucio: His personality (and dogs)
3. Julian: Leeches (and his masochistic ways) Lucio: How whiny they get about a lot of things.
4. Hazel does majority of the chores. Julian helps occasionally, but Lucio just runs every time.
5. Hazel with Julian/Lucio love to walk around town.
6. Julian: He likes to make Hazel her favorite tea and get her Lemon Cake. Lucio: Gives her a whole tea (cake, sandwiches, cookies, tea.) and gives her a vase of white roses.
7. Mostly sexy jokes and (goat) ghost jokes
8. Hazel fell into the fountain when she first met Lucio at one of his masquerade. Julian, however, they don’t have a lot of embarrassing stories
9. For all of them: Exclusive
10. A lot! Lucio has been alone in his wing for three years as a ghost, so of course they’re gonna be intimate all the time. Julian, is probably the same way, unless Hazel is not feeling it.
11. Hazel fought with Lucio when he was dying of the plague, which lead to her eventually getting the plague from him. Julian only fought with her when he tried to get away for her own safety, but she always came around in the end.
12. Julian: Walk to the docks or the Rowdy Raven. Lucio: Playing in the garden with the dogs, private dinner, the masquerade.
13. Julian: Cleaning the shop, tea, a bath, then bedtime (or something else). Lucio: Tea, bath time, read together, and sexy time.
14. The Bath Scene with Julian. Before actually getting into sex, this was the most intimate they have ever felt with each other. Lucio: The scene at the masquerade. That’s when Hazel realize that Lucio had a choking kink, and shes might use that to her advantage.
15. Actually, yes.
16. With Julian: He Did. With Lucio: He did, though he was nervous because the last time he proposed to anyone, he was drunk. But, he was sober with this one.
17. Julian: Friends and family are gathered. Asra walked Hazel down, Malak was the ring bearer. Lucio: A big extravaganza! The whole city is invited. Nadia gives them her blessings. Mercedes and Melchior were the ring beaters and flower girl. Giant wedding cake, lots of champagne, though his was still sober when they had their first night together as a married couple.
18. Julian: One daughter, name Anya Devorak. Lucio: Unsure, he still kinda acts like one.
19. Julian: He’s okay with wherever Hazel wants to be. Lucio: He wants to stay with Hazel, not matter where they are.
20. Julian: He’s a hardworking doctor for the city, always coming home exhausted, but never to the point where he will care for his child. He actually fell asleep with Anya several times. Malak will always babysit Anya. Lucio: If Hazel ever got pregnant, at first he’ll be like “I can’t believe this happened!” but he calms down when Hazel put his hand on her belly, and he felt a little kick. Everything changes when he holds his child for the first time. Mercedes and Melchior sniffs at the child’s head and Lucio says “Look, babies. You have a new friend.”
I accept your challenge @lucigucci!
#lucisapprentice
Here’s my apprentice, in GIF form, I don’t have much pictures of her.
Quick meme redraw that seemed appropriate now that Lucio’s route is finished