Bakugou: Quit acting like a child

Kaminari: I AM NOT ACTING

store manager: you can’t do that

kirishima:oh-

kaminari: don’t worry, we have a permit

store manager:what

sero: [hands manager a piece of paper saying “they can and they will” signed by bakugou]

i hope hawks gets paid overtime for this

Momo: Jirou kissed me!

Uraraka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Momo: It was unbelievable!

Hagakure: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Mina: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Uraraka, get the Capri-suns and unplug the phone. Momo, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Momo: Oh, it ended very well.

Uraraka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Mina: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Momo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Uraraka: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Momo: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Mina and Hagakure:Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Jirou eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Sero:Tongue?

Jirou:Yeah.

Kaminari:Cool.

Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Shinsou: That one. I want that one.

Todoroki, about Kaminari: Your partner doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Shinsou, about Midoriya: Your partner thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Bakugou: Who’s fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Jirou: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

PARENTS: Please check ur kid’s halloween candy!!!! I just found Bakugou in my son’s Milky Way!!!

Texting

Dabi: send dudes

Hawks: did u mean nudes??

Dabi: no bitch send dudes i picked a fight with Crustyraki again

Hawks:jfc

smallmightsupremacy:

Todoroki: How does one turn their emotions off?

Deku: Okay, so first go to settings

Deku: I’m an idiot, I thought that said emojis at first

Todoroki: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?