#mlp incorrect quotes
Pinkie Pie: *trying to sneak into class*
Cheerilee: Pinkie Pie. You’re late again.
Pinkie Pie: Eistein said time was relative, right? Maybe I’m not late. Maybe you guys are early.
Sunset, laughing briefly: Sorry, it was just so quiet.
Rarity: Visualize the ocean.
Fluttershy, eyes closed: *horrified screaming*
Rarity: A calm ocean.
Fluttershy, calmly:Oh…
Twilight: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?
Sunset: Well, so… Applejack almost died like three times, we can’t find Pinkie, Rainbow caused a fire… Also, I’m supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can’t say.
Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend.
Applejack:Rarity?
Kidnapper: The one and only.
Applejack: She’s actually my wife.
Applejack: Anyway, could you put her on the phone? Thank you very much.
Kidnapper: *brings the phone to Rarity’s ear*
Rarity: Hi darling.
Applejack: Fuck them up sugarcube.
Rarity: You know I will.
Twilight: You and Pinkie were so high from sugar yesterday.
Sunset: We were not, stop lying.
Twilight: Sunset, you were searching for Pinkie while she helped you search-
Twilight: So, do you think Sunset likes me?
Rarity: In a “friend” way or in a “this is going to be the longest conversation of my life” way?
Fluttershy: So, do you love her?
Rarity: For the last time, Applejack and I aren’t together.
Fluttershy:…
Rarity:…
Fluttershy:…
Rarity: You never said Applejack, did you?
Officer: I wanna know what happened and what are your names.
Sunset: Listen, Sir, we can explain…
Pinkie Pie: Sunset, don’t tell him!
Officer: Then, you’re Sunset…
Sunset: Nice one, Pinkie!
Officer:Pinkie…
Rainbow Dash: You are both stupid.
Sunset and Pinkie: Fuck you Rainbow.
Officer: This is going to be easier than I thought.
Applejack: Guys, he’s writing our names…
Sunset, Pinkie and Rainbow:…
Rainbow Dash: Applejack’s right, let’s take care when talking.
Applejack: Just arrest us already
Sunset: Why are you ignoring Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash: I’m playing hard to get.
Applejack: You’re already hard to want.
Twilight: You’ve been avoiding me, Sunset.
Sunset: How’d you do that without turning around?
Twilight: To be perfectly honest, the first few people I did that to were not you.
Fluttershy: Will you please apologize to Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not the girl you fell in love with.
Pinkie Pie: It’s just a moo point.
Sunset: A moo point?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Sunset, to the rest of the girls: Have I been friends with her too long or did that all just make sense?
Twilight: Sunset kissed me!
Pinkie Pie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Fluttershy: How was it?
Twilight: It was unbelievable!
Rarity: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Pinkie, get the capri-suns and unplug the phone. Twilight, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Twilight: Oh, it ended very well.
Pinkie Pie: Do not start without me!
Rarity: Ok, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Twilight: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Pinkie Pie: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?
Twilight: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Rarity, Pinkie and Fluttershy:Ohhh
[Meanwhile]
Sunset, eating pizza in her house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Applejack:Tongue?
Sunset:Yeah.
Rainbow Dash:Cool.
Applejack: Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Applejack, why is it that when you use my real name, it sounds like a curse word?
Lyra: I just kind of feel like we’re meant to be together, I mean look at how fate just throws us together like this!
BonBon: Lyra, it’s 3am. You are literally in the middle of climbing through my window! How did you even get here?
Lyra: Fate brought me here. I just told you that.
Twilight: The Pinkie I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially herself. I once saw her drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.
Twilight: Sunset, she opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy.
Twilight: And then I asked her what the hell she was doing and she said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie”.
Sunset: I mean, technically… She’s not wrong?
Princess Twilight: You don’t want Sunset to break her bones
Princess Twilight: And I don’t want Sunset to break her bones
Princess Twilight: So now we gotta’ make sure Sunset doesn’t want to break her bones
Scitwi: Fantastic plan, but have you met Sunset?
Sunset: Covered in blood for sexy reasons
Sunset: Also I just got stabbed
Sunset: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice, is there?
Fluttershy: The moon is very beautiful tonight…
Rarity: Oddly enough, it is.
Rainbow Dash: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla we threw at the window?
Sunset, trying to contain her laughter:No
Twilight: “Join these girls” they said.
Rainbow Dash, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Pinkie Pie: IT’S TOO BIGGER TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Sunset: ITS'CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
[glass shatters]
Twilight: “It will be fun” they said.
