#scitwi

Twilight: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?

Sunset: Well, so… Applejack almost died like three times, we can’t find Pinkie, Rainbow caused a fire… Also, I’m supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can’t say.

Twilight: You and Pinkie were so high from sugar yesterday.

Sunset: We were not, stop lying.

Twilight: Sunset, you were searching for Pinkie while she helped you search-

Twilight: So, do you think Sunset likes me?

Rarity: In a “friend” way or in a “this is going to be the longest conversation of my life” way?

Twilight: You’ve been avoiding me, Sunset.

Sunset: How’d you do that without turning around?

Twilight: To be perfectly honest, the first few people I did that to were not you.

Twilight: Sunset kissed me!

Pinkie Pie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Fluttershy: How was it?

Twilight: It was unbelievable!

Rarity: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Pinkie, get the capri-suns and unplug the phone. Twilight, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Twilight: Oh, it ended very well.

Pinkie Pie: Do not start without me!

Rarity: Ok, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Twilight: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Pinkie Pie: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Twilight: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Rarity, Pinkie and Fluttershy:Ohhh

[Meanwhile]

Sunset, eating pizza in her house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Applejack:Tongue?

Sunset:Yeah.

Rainbow Dash:Cool.

Twilight: The Pinkie I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially herself. I once saw her drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

Twilight: Sunset, she opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy.

Twilight: And then I asked her what the hell she was doing and she said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie”.

Sunset: I mean, technically… She’s not wrong?

Princess Twilight: You don’t want Sunset to break her bones

Princess Twilight: And I don’t want Sunset to break her bones

Princess Twilight: So now we gotta’ make sure Sunset doesn’t want to break her bones

Scitwi: Fantastic plan, but have you met Sunset?

Twilight: “Join these girls” they said.

Rainbow Dash, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Pinkie Pie: IT’S TOO BIGGER TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Sunset: ITS'CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

[glass shatters]

Twilight: “It will be fun” they said.

Twilight: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Rainbow Dash: I almost died!

Applejack: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

Rainbow Dash: Hey nerds!

Sunset, Twilight and Fluttershy: *turn around*

Rainbow Dash: Oh, you all turned around. Wow.

Twilight: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Sunset: Can I pick?

Twilight: Oh no no is Principal Celestia!! What is she going to think when she sees Sunset like this with ME?

Sunset: Uh, lucky Sunset?

Ride far away cross the mighty river Tay

Over mountains into the unknown

Follow your heart, let it guide you through the dark

To the Land of Unicorns

– Gloryhammer