#incorrect oblivion quotes

Avarenya: We’re friends, right?

Baurus: Normally I’d say “yes” without hesitation, but I feel like this is leading up to something and I’m not sure I like where.

Avarenya: Okay, because I’m about to test that.

Like five minutes later

Jauffre: The Oblivion am I looking at … ?

Baurus, trying to pull Avarenya’s head out of a beer keg: The price of friendship.

Don’t worry. I have logic, just not morals.

Jyggalag, definitely

Martin, after relaying a madcap plan: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.

Avarenya: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?

Imperial Guard, having taken her in for questioning: Do you have a significant other?

Nymphthea Grey: I’m significant by myself.

Alvivecia: Don’t worry, everything’s under control. We just had a little situation here. Just a little internal situation. My friend just went a little crazy. Happens to everybody. The House of Troubles gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head.

Oromis, having mantled Sheogorath: Don’t you be calling me cuckoo in the head!

Lucien Lachance: What should I eat for lunch?

Mathieu Bellamont:Poison.