#the elder scrolls iv oblivion
Avarenya: We’re friends, right?
Baurus: Normally I’d say “yes” without hesitation, but I feel like this is leading up to something and I’m not sure I like where.
Avarenya: Okay, because I’m about to test that.
Like five minutes later
Jauffre: The Oblivion am I looking at … ?
Baurus, trying to pull Avarenya’s head out of a beer keg: The price of friendship.
Don’t worry. I have logic, just not morals.
Jyggalag, definitely
Martin, after relaying a madcap plan: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Avarenya: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?
Imperial Guard, having taken her in for questioning: Do you have a significant other?
Nymphthea Grey: I’m significant by myself.
Alvivecia: Don’t worry, everything’s under control. We just had a little situation here. Just a little internal situation. My friend just went a little crazy. Happens to everybody. The House of Troubles gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head.
Oromis, having mantled Sheogorath: Don’t you be calling me cuckoo in the head!
Lucien Lachance: What should I eat for lunch?
Mathieu Bellamont:Poison.
oblivion should have more dark brotherhood,,, in fact the whole game should just be dark brotherhood